Potential SBR Cost Savings

[tacomax]

It is a very worrying time in not only the global but the national economy and companies of all types and all sizes are constantly having to re-evaluate their market position and cost structure to find different ways to improve their bottom line and to increase their efficiency. I have undertaken some analysis at SBR and I think I have identified some potential cost savings. Even after the firings of VegasDave and Ganchrow there are still further identifiable labour savings.

Looking under the staff list, it appears that Reload is listed as a moderator and has been for quite a time now. A 24 hour analysis of his work rate at SBR has identified his how he spends his day:

1) Zero moderation
2) 78% of the working day is spent with his tongue up Fishhead's rectum

Although this may have been the job duties assigned to Reload upon his appointment to SBR, it seems that there is a severe issue of duplication of effort. While Reload does an admirable job of not moderating and an impressive amount of time feltching Fishhead, it should be noted that Herman has been doing this for the past 12 months (and averaging 87% Fishhead related activities) for free.

Hopefully this report will assist SBR in becoming bigger, better and more efficient.

Your loyal servant, Taco

[lakerboy]

Examples

[Vesuvius]

[Chi_archie]

not sure what the general or reload do these days

[pavyracer]

Also firing The Prick will help too. He is causing SBR thousands every week with his bad picks in BTP.

[tullamore]

Taco should be hired as an internal auditor.

[tullamore]

Also firing The Prick will help too. He is causing SBR thousands every week with his bad picks in BTP.

SBR wants bad picks, The Prick deserves a raise.

[tacomax]

Examples

Lakerboy - the full report, complete with full citations, has been forwarded to SBR.

[pavyracer]

SBR wants bad picks, The Prick deserves a raise.

I'm not sure this is in the best interest of SBR posters. We want a capable Prick and not the incompetent moron who picked games this year.

[Doug]

Taco should be hired as an internal auditor.

[tullamore]

I'm not sure this is in the best interest of SBR posters. We want a capable Prick and not the incompetent moron who picked games this year.

what you want and what SBR want may not always be the same.

[tltaylor89]

ROFL FH is dumpster diving fin the think tank

[Chi_archie]

Also firing The Prick will help too. He is causing SBR thousands every week with his bad picks in BTP.

I thought the BTP contest paid out the same every week......


the only thing in flux was how many contestants and how much they got each, was in flux?


how does it work?

[Bread]

We all enjoy a nice comfy jacket from time to time...

[pavyracer]

I thought the BTP contest paid out the same every week......


the only thing in flux was how many contestants and how much they got each, was in flux?


how does it work?

If the Prick goes 4-0 he keeps the $5,000 which is just his money. When posters win money they hammer the books and books don't like it when instead of losing $5,000 they end up losing $20,000 from people rolling the money over and win more.

[Chi_archie]

what if posters go 4-0 WITH the prick? has there every been a week where posters DON'T go 4-0? out of about 700? c'mon?

[tacomax]

Pavlos knows more about the inner workings of SBR than SBR_John.

[Bread]

Yaco clal me! Yaco you are wise like an owl wrapped in hari.

[Chi_archie]

has there ever been a week in the history of BTP where NO ONE got paid?

isn't the ideal situation to go 4-0 +4.15 units when the prick goes 4-0 +4.10 units and you win 5,000 grand by yourself?

[BigDaddy]

leave reload alone

he comes up with some good thread

did you see the one about New Jersey Nets?

[BGS 9.5]

wtf does anybody other than WB do here?

[LLXC]

[MexicanStallion]

has there ever been a week in the history of BTP where NO ONE got paid?

isn't the ideal situation to go 4-0 +4.15 units when the prick goes 4-0 +4.10 units and you win 5,000 grand by yourself?

This would still be considered a push I believe. Someone asked about this well before BTP started for this year and Lou said if the Prick went 4-0 that nobody wins regardless.

The payouts are really low this year. They even changed it to where you have to be + units, even if the Prick is 1-3 -units. The payouts vary differently than last year as well when there were only a handful of outcomes with the point system. This year there are different places with using juice, so maybe only two weeks over $200 for 4-0 people. The other weeks less. The lowest payout for 4-0 was around $60 I believe.

[Grandmaster B]

[Chi_archie]

so has there been any week where 5,000 grand was not paid out?

[Bread]

this mnight be the nmost an historic weekend of sbr ever. it has been tilted on it'sx axis.

unrela
poroplleK

[MexicanStallion]

so has there been any week where 5,000 grand was not paid out?

Not this year. The Prick has gone 3-1 two to three times this year?

[tacomax]

Please forward any SBR related questions to pavlos - he knows exactly what's going on.

[Bread]

MAN this is crazy! has anyone thought about how far readchin this weekend's ramifications will og?

yea me neither.

fukk it holmes!

ropell;er

[JetsMatt85]

MAN this is crazy! has anyone thought about how far readchin this weekend's ramifications will og?

yea me neither.

fukk it holmes!

ropell;er

[Immortality]

Taco

Please note Reload found time to give me an infraction for a post to Fishhead last night, so you might want to change that to 0.5% moderation. God bless

[ShamsWoof10]

It is a very worrying time in not only the global but the national economy and companies of all types and all sizes are constantly having to re-evaluate their market position and cost structure to find different ways to improve their bottom line and to increase their efficiency. I have undertaken some analysis at SBR and I think I have identified some potential cost savings. Even after the firings of VegasDave and Ganchrow/Taco there are still further identifiable labour savings.

Are you throwing a fit because you are getting canned..????

[tacomax]

Immortality - I class that infraction as being more Fishhead's rectum duties than moderating duties.

[Bread]

Lou's boyfriend is here! hooray! y8ippee!

[Immortality]

Immortality - I class that infraction as being more Fishhead's rectum duties than moderating duties.

My bad. Sorry about that. Zero it is