LOL, where is Jesus for Tebow tonight??

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  • paco
    SBR Aristocracy
    • 05-07-09
    • 62873

    #1
    LOL, where is Jesus for Tebow tonight??
  • Mikail
    SBR Posting Legend
    • 07-19-09
    • 21689

    #2
    Perhaps he should ask Allah azaa wajel for help.
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    • flyingillini
      SBR Aristocracy
      • 12-06-06
      • 41219

      #3
      המוסד‎
      המוסד למודיעין ולתפקידים מיוחדים‎
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      • betplom
        SBR Posting Legend
        • 09-20-06
        • 13444

        #4
        Prolly cleaning the fecal matter off of his penis from fvcking Allah in the ass.
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        • paco
          SBR Aristocracy
          • 05-07-09
          • 62873

          #5
          Originally posted by betplom
          Prolly cleaning the fecal matter off of his penis from fvcking Allah in the ass.
          There u go again
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          • bettilimbroke999
            SBR Posting Legend
            • 02-04-08
            • 13254

            #6
            Jesus is all in on the Tide

            Would be great if Tebow said dammit Jesus you made me play like shit today
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            • Bread
              SBR Posting Legend
              • 03-16-08
              • 23726

              #7
              Gods are silly. Just flat out balderdash!

              LESSJRINK!!!

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              • flyingillini
                SBR Aristocracy
                • 12-06-06
                • 41219

                #8
                All Praise to be Illini
                המוסד‎
                המוסד למודיעין ולתפקידים מיוחדים‎
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                • betplom
                  SBR Posting Legend
                  • 09-20-06
                  • 13444

                  #9
                  Originally posted by paco
                  There u go again
                  Paco Islam is a major pain in the fukkin ass for anyone with a brain.

                  The only good muslims are dead muslims.
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                  • paco
                    SBR Aristocracy
                    • 05-07-09
                    • 62873

                    #10
                    Plom, u pray to whoever u do that I never meet u! Trust me.
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                    • betplom
                      SBR Posting Legend
                      • 09-20-06
                      • 13444

                      #11
                      Originally posted by paco
                      Plom, u pray to whoever u do that I never meet u! Trust me.
                      Paco I could never trust anyone with dark skin, let alone a dark skinned Muslim - trust me.
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                      • flyingillini
                        SBR Aristocracy
                        • 12-06-06
                        • 41219

                        #12
                        In a few days you fellas will be best forum friends again.
                        המוסד‎
                        המוסד למודיעין ולתפקידים מיוחדים‎
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                        • Bread
                          SBR Posting Legend
                          • 03-16-08
                          • 23726

                          #13
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                          • paco
                            SBR Aristocracy
                            • 05-07-09
                            • 62873

                            #14
                            Originally posted by betplom
                            Paco I could never trust anyone with dark skin, let alone a dark skinned Muslim - trust me.
                            There would be nothing sweeter to take a kafir like u out to the woods. Would be rewarded the highest honor after I leave the woods alone. Goodnight, u are now on ignore
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                            • mmike032
                              SBR Hall of Famer
                              • 09-11-08
                              • 8905

                              #15
                              Originally posted by Bread
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                              • betplom
                                SBR Posting Legend
                                • 09-20-06
                                • 13444

                                #16
                                Originally posted by paco
                                There would be nothing sweeter to take a kafir like u out to the woods. Would be rewarded the highest honor after I leave the woods alone. Goodnight, u are now on ignore
                                Yes, I'm sure your "kafir knife" will do well against a GLOCK pistol.

                                They will pry the knife from your hands afterwards.
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                                • jellobiafra
                                  SBR Hall of Famer
                                  • 03-08-09
                                  • 6291

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by paco
                                  Plom, u pray to whoever u do that I never meet u! Trust me.
                                  Paco is that a threat? That's not very a holy attitude is it?

                                  Paco, between your drinking, gambling, infidelity, and now threats on your brother man.... you might be the most hypocritical moral person in the world. I can't think of a more artificially "religious" person that I've ever encountered.

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                                  • bighank33
                                    SBR High Roller
                                    • 11-03-09
                                    • 190

                                    #18
                                    damn you florida, messing up my parlay
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                                    • betplom
                                      SBR Posting Legend
                                      • 09-20-06
                                      • 13444

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by jellobiafra
                                      Paco is that a threat? That's not very a holy attitude is it?

                                      Paco, between your drinking, gambling, infidelity, and now threats on your brother man.... you might be the most hypocritical moral person in the world. I can't think of a more artificially "religious" person that I've ever encountered.

                                      Jello, hypocrisy is not a word that is understood by most religious people.

                                      Paco is not a muslim, he is an opportunist - a muslim of convenience.
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                                      • jellobiafra
                                        SBR Hall of Famer
                                        • 03-08-09
                                        • 6291

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by betplom
                                        Jello, hypocrisy is not a word that is understood by most religious people.

                                        Paco is not a muslim, he is an opportunist - a muslim of convenience.
                                        But....

                                        I've seen photos of him in that robe and that little skullcap thingy. I mean, he's a veritable holy man because he wears those things...right?
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                                        • raydog
                                          SBR Hall of Famer
                                          • 11-07-07
                                          • 6984

                                          #21
                                          hate florida...
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                                          • betplom
                                            SBR Posting Legend
                                            • 09-20-06
                                            • 13444

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by jellobiafra
                                            But....

                                            I've seen photos of him in that robe and that little skullcap thingy. I mean, he's a veritable holy man because he wears those things...right?
                                            Yeah those photos would look great next to the ones of him having sex with the many women that aren't his wife.

                                            I wouldn't mind seeing a photo of his wife getting a creampie from one of her sexual liasons that aren't her husband.
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                                            • Bread
                                              SBR Posting Legend
                                              • 03-16-08
                                              • 23726

                                              #23
                                              I like my brown buddey Paco, but all religious folk who lead life with the loophole clause dangling in front of their drugs and prostitutes make me laff.

                                              Paco and Pimike are the exact same person to me in that respect.

                                              But don't get me wrong. I'll do some goddam drugs and bang down some filthy hookers with both of them.

                                              Only difference is, I won't have to suck my god's cock the next day for forgiveness.

                                              Life! GLEE!
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                                              • jellobiafra
                                                SBR Hall of Famer
                                                • 03-08-09
                                                • 6291

                                                #24
                                                LOL. I like Paco too. I don't like hypocrisy though, and sometimes I get frustrated to the point that I have to say something. I just can't help myself.
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                                                • pavyracer
                                                  SBR Aristocracy
                                                  • 04-12-07
                                                  • 82899

                                                  #25
                                                  If you think that Jesus exists or that he cares about college football then you have other issues.
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                                                  • betplom
                                                    SBR Posting Legend
                                                    • 09-20-06
                                                    • 13444

                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by jellobiafra
                                                    LOL. I like Paco too. I don't like hypocrisy though, and sometimes I get frustrated to the point that I have to say something. I just can't help myself.
                                                    I like Paco three, but his intellect betrays him.
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                                                    • big joe 1212
                                                      SBR Posting Legend
                                                      • 06-01-08
                                                      • 19380

                                                      #27
                                                      Jesus loves the Tide !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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                                                      • betplom
                                                        SBR Posting Legend
                                                        • 09-20-06
                                                        • 13444

                                                        #28
                                                        Originally posted by pavyracer
                                                        If you think that Jesus exists or that he cares about college football then you have other issues.
                                                        Jesus cares about college football alot, he too often just forgets about the spread.
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                                                        • big joe 1212
                                                          SBR Posting Legend
                                                          • 06-01-08
                                                          • 19380

                                                          #29
                                                          Originally posted by betplom
                                                          Jesus cares about college football alot, he too often just forgets about the spread.

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                                                          • Bread
                                                            SBR Posting Legend
                                                            • 03-16-08
                                                            • 23726

                                                            #30
                                                            Jesus loves me right now. And I love him.

                                                            Check back in after a few more beers.

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                                                            • bettilimbroke999
                                                              SBR Posting Legend
                                                              • 02-04-08
                                                              • 13254

                                                              #31
                                                              Jesus forces another terrible throw by Tebow, Tebow must not have given God enough props last week
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                                                              • The Seer
                                                                SBR Posting Legend
                                                                • 10-29-07
                                                                • 10641

                                                                #32
                                                                He ran into Nick Satan.
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                                                                • big joe 1212
                                                                  SBR Posting Legend
                                                                  • 06-01-08
                                                                  • 19380

                                                                  #33
                                                                  Originally posted by The Seer
                                                                  He ran into Nick Satan.
                                                                  good one!
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                                                                  • pavyracer
                                                                    SBR Aristocracy
                                                                    • 04-12-07
                                                                    • 82899

                                                                    #34
                                                                    Originally posted by The Seer
                                                                    He ran into Nick Satan.


                                                                    On St. Nick's day!
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                                                                    • MaInIsLe
                                                                      SBR Hustler
                                                                      • 11-24-09
                                                                      • 76

                                                                      #35
                                                                      Bama is going to crush the horns. Saban for heisman!!!
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