Five missed extra points in 2 Conference championship games already. What are the odds of this.
I will be calling.
I will be calling.
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After advanced Google search, I find number. 1-888-YOU-LOSE
Transcript of conversation with Mindy an intern from Oral Roberts.
Mindy: Thank you for calling the NCAA offices, this is Mindy. How may I help you?
Me: Your football product is defective, I would like my money back.
Mindy: I'm sorry sir, I do not understand.
Me: Your football product can not perform the basic function of kicking the extra point, it's unusable. I want my money back.
Mindy: Sir this is the National Collegiate Athletic Association, we do not sell stuff. We are a governing body with a mandate from our lord and savior to maintain the integrity of college athletics. You must have wrong number.
Me: Your football product, particularly the Cougar model, behave suspiciously. Together with the Panther and Bearcat models, I am now out big money to my bookie for some bets today. Send me refund.
Mindy: Sir. Gambling is a sin, and is a banned activity under our strict code of conduct. These are just student athletes, they will make mistakes. I have the number for gamblers anonymous...
Me: Go phuk yourself, and Ron Zook too!
Mindy: I will pray for your soul.Comment -
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