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  • buztah
    SBR Hall of Famer
    • 03-23-07
    • 7470

    #1
    Happy Endings
    Time to start thinking bigger. Looking for someone with similar aspirations who wants to go 50/50 into the glory hole business with me.

    "Happy Endings" will change the landscape and actually beat out the competition as we will provide comfort via a privacy divider between glory holes. Instead of paying per package, we will bill per minute and offer exciting extracurricular combo packages (grab ass with back shave for $75, for example).

    Must be willing to relocate to GTA before Boxing Day and take out a line of credit solely in your name at TD Canada Trust and/or provide $85 grand up front. No minorities need apply, lessin' you're Jewish and have shiksa cousins/sisters who can work for minimum wage. I have a contact at Immigration Canada who owes me big time and she will take care of all work permits.
  • 20Four7
    SBR Hall of Famer
    • 04-08-07
    • 6703

    #2
    Originally posted by buztah
    Time to start thinking bigger. Looking for someone with similar aspirations who wants to go 50/50 into the glory hole business with me.

    "Happy Endings" will change the landscape and actually beat out the competition as we will provide comfort via a privacy divider between glory holes. Instead of paying per package, we will bill per minute and offer exciting extracurricular combo packages (grab ass with back shave for $75, for example).

    Must be willing to relocate to GTA before Boxing Day and take out a line of credit solely in your name at TD Canada Trust and/or provide $85 grand up front. No minorities need apply, lessin' you're Jewish and have shiksa cousins/sisters who can work for minimum wage. I have a contact at Immigration Canada who owes me big time and she will take care of all work permits.

    This sounds real +EV....... I think I'll just stay in the massage business as business hasn't been better.
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    • buztah
      SBR Hall of Famer
      • 03-23-07
      • 7470

      #3
      2047, it is a 50/50 deal as my half is an in-kind contribution (manpower, know-how, connections, relationships, experience, etc). Very good deal for you or eventual partner.
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      • homers54321
        SBR Wise Guy
        • 11-01-09
        • 510

        #4
        This thread has 1,102 views and 2 replies
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        • buztah
          SBR Hall of Famer
          • 03-23-07
          • 7470

          #5
          Homer, we are conducting business here so serious replies only.
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          • tullamore
            SBR MVP
            • 07-17-07
            • 3586

            #6
            I would need to sample the talent, before investing.
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            • onthewhat
              Restricted User
              • 05-14-08
              • 15411

              #7
              4 replies and 1400 views

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              • flyingillini
                SBR Aristocracy
                • 12-06-06
                • 41219

                #8
                שיקסע
                המוסד‎
                המוסד למודיעין ולתפקידים מיוחדים‎
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                • homers54321
                  SBR Wise Guy
                  • 11-01-09
                  • 510

                  #9
                  I bet a lot of people came into this thread and did this

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                  • buztah
                    SBR Hall of Famer
                    • 03-23-07
                    • 7470

                    #10
                    Originally posted by onthewhat
                    4 replies and 1400 views

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                    • flyingillini
                      SBR Aristocracy
                      • 12-06-06
                      • 41219

                      #11
                      Are you going to wash the inner part of the hole? Or will the shafts be touching loads?
                      המוסד‎
                      המוסד למודיעין ולתפקידים מיוחדים‎
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                      • 20Four7
                        SBR Hall of Famer
                        • 04-08-07
                        • 6703

                        #12
                        Originally posted by tullamore
                        I would need to sample the talent, before investing.
                        You want Buzzy to blow ya? Or am I miss reading something?
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                        • buztah
                          SBR Hall of Famer
                          • 03-23-07
                          • 7470

                          #13
                          Originally posted by flyingillini
                          Are you going to wash the inner part of the hole? Or will the shafts be touching loads?
                          The customer will always be right. There can be anonymous kok fencing or traditional glory hole classics. Cash will be king.
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                          • buztah
                            SBR Hall of Famer
                            • 03-23-07
                            • 7470

                            #14
                            Originally posted by tullamore
                            I would need to sample the talent, before investing.
                            Just like a baker cannot eat his inventory and profit, a Glory Hole investor must not wear out the staff. This is not about sexual gratifaction. This is all about the money.

                            I have had 2 serious PMs on this and am optimistic.
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                            • homers54321
                              SBR Wise Guy
                              • 11-01-09
                              • 510

                              #15
                              how do u plan on hiring "workers"
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                              • The Prick
                                SBR MVP
                                • 08-31-05
                                • 4965

                                #16
                                buzzer gonna run the joint by hand 'til he can afford some employees
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