la tech 2nd half -7.5 1 unit
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hoops
towson -1 1.5 units
depaul +15.5 7.5 units
charleston -1.5 2.5 unitsComment -
How is it going so far?
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Up money. No idea on beverages. No idea....at all.
Boi 2nd half -20 1 unitComment -
How did I miss this thread, classic gambler/drinker!!!
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I am only on beer 3. I have slightly less games as well. 2-2 so far.
Say, Bread. Would you rub some of this bug powder on my lips?Comment -
Cougar Bait...NO!
I will, however, give you 10 candies.
If you allowed me to, of course.
I don't want to become one of "those" people.
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I've been thinking of the painted simpering female impersonators I've seen in Baltimore nightclubs. Could it be possible I was one of those subhuman things? I walked the streets in a daze like a man with a light concussion. I would've destroyed myself. And a wise old queen - Bobo, we called her - taught me that I had a duty to live and bear my burden proudly for all to see. Poor Bobo came to a sticky end - he was riding in the Duke Devanche's Hispano Suissa when his falling hemorrhoids blew out of the car and wrapped around the rear wheel. He was completely gutted leaving an empty shell sitting there on the giraffe skin upholstry. Even the eyes and the brain went with a horrible "shlupping" sound. The Duke says he would carry that ghastly "shlup" with him to his mausoleum.
Do you have any giraffe skin upholstry?Comment -
gm under 142.5 1.5 units
tn tech +4.5 3.75 unitsComment -
Uncle hemorrhoid NEVER has a second cup of MY shit!Comment -
If you look carefully at my lips, you'll realize that I'm actually saying something else. I'm not actually telling you about the several ways I'm gradually murdering Duke Devanche. This is all happening telepathically, non-consciously.Comment -
Hey, I've always said...if I could read lips, I'd have sex with Linda. You know who I mean.
Depaul 2nd half +9 1 unit godammit!!!
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Did I ever tell you about the man who taught his asshole to talk?Comment -
No but please feel free to.
Did I ever tell you about my pet vas deferens?
AZ 2nd half over 24 1.5 units.
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Nice call on UNC/Kentucky underComment -
The Man Who Taught His Asshole How To Talk
His whole abdomen would move up and down farting out the words. It was unlike anything I had ever heard. This asshole talk had sort of a gut frequency. It hit you right down there like you gotta go. You know when the old colon gives you the elbow and it feels sorta cold inside, and you know all you have to do is turn loose? Well this talking hit you right down there, a bubbly, thick stagnant sound, a sound you could smell. This man worked for a carnival, and to start with it was like a novelty ventriliquist act. Real funny, too, at first. He had a number he called The Better Ole that was a scream, I tell you. I forget most of it but it was clever. Like, "Oh I say, are you still down there, old thing?" "Nah I had to go relieve myself."
After a while the asshole started talking on its own. He would go in without anything prepared and his asshole would ad-lib and toss the gags back at him every time. Then it developed sort of teeth-like little raspy in-curving hooks and started eating. He thought this was cute at first and built an act around it, but the asshole would eat its way through his pants and start talking on the street, shouting out it wanted equal rights. It would get drunk, too, and have crying jags nobody loved it and it wanted to be kissed same as any other mouth.
Finally it talked all the time day and night, you could hear him for blocks screaming at it to shut up, and beating it with his fist, and sticking candles up it, but nothing did any good and the asshole said to him, "It is you who will shut up in the end. Not me. Because we don't need you around here any more. I can talk and eat AND shit." After that he began waking up in the morning with a transparent jelly like a tadpoles tail all over his mouth. This jelly was what the scientists call un-D.T., Undifferentiated Tissue, which can grow into any kind of flesh on the human body. He would tear it off his mouth and the pieces would stick to his hands like burning gasoline jelly and grow there, grow anywhere on him a glob of it fell.
So finally his mouth sealed over, and the whole head would have have amputated spontaneous - except for the EYES. That's the one thing the asshole COULDN'T do was see. It needed the eyes. But nerve connections were blocked and infiltrated and atrophied so the brain couldn't give orders any more. It was trapped in the skull, sealed off. For a while you could see the silent, helpless suffering of the brain behind the eyes, then finally the brain must have died, because the eyes WENT OUT, and there was no more feeling in them than a crabs eyes on the end of a stalk.Comment -
Bread, I tailed u on the Arz over 24 2nd half, let's cash this bitch nigguhComment -
LOOL!! Best.video.ever. EVER EVER!!Originally posted by jjgold
Paco let's ride my sexy little brown brown!
CB - It's like the first time I noticed the sky. Sure, it had been right there my entire life. So goddam'd close that you could reach out and touch it. But in the end, it's only you. And I appreciate you picking up that tab. Means a lot to me. Like a monkey to a father, yo!Comment -
Bread, I looked for you in my closet tonight.Comment -
Oh oh.
Now I've done it.Comment -
Arz over looking dead
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He put his disease in me.Comment -
hoopz
gt -12.5 1.5 units
cal first half over 29 1 unit
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What in the sam hell is going on in here??Comment -
Isn't that the chick that Rogue Juror plowed in that video from a couple years ago?Originally posted by jjgoldComment -
Fukker gets more puzzy than a toilet seat.Comment -
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Swarmy, do you not look at the MMA/Boxing forum?Comment -
Swarmy is a dolt. By far my worst ghost EVER! And yes, even worse than Swede.
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At 100 yet?
Started to count but my ADD took over after 20.Comment -
My thoughts drift back to erect nipple wet dreams about Mary Jane Rottencrotch and the Great Homecoming Fukk Fantasy.Comment -
Shocker.
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Who is that guy? I've never seen such disdain in the eyes of a man with a wing in his mouth.Comment
