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  • jjgold
    SBR Aristocracy
    • 07-20-05
    • 388179

    #1
    Ok I Am A Certified Idiot!!!
    Get this, another tenant in apt calls me and invites me over for a drink with her friends last night, it was late and i did not go. She tells me today there were 12 girls all like 22-27 or so.

    You wonder why I never score

    Fuk me
  • dwaechte
    SBR Hall of Famer
    • 08-27-07
    • 5481

    #2
    Big slip up JJ.
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    • jjgold
      SBR Aristocracy
      • 07-20-05
      • 388179

      #3
      Yes

      I am shy a little with girls and that is why I am a loser withy them

      My own fault, zero confidence
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      • wal66
        SBR Hall of Famer
        • 10-14-08
        • 5305

        #4
        JJ, with your history, this doesn't even remotely qualify as idiot status. You've already set the bar too high son.
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        • jjgold
          SBR Aristocracy
          • 07-20-05
          • 388179

          #5
          wally gambling wise I am sharp as a fukkin blade
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          • poker_dummy101
            Restricted User
            • 11-03-08
            • 6395

            #6
            Trust me, the night ended up better whether you won or lost at gambling alone as opposed to go listening to them.
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            • Raymond Babbitt
              SBR Hustler
              • 11-22-09
              • 65

              #7
              Damn I'm disappointed in you.
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              • Sam Odom
                SBR Aristocracy
                • 10-30-05
                • 58063

                #8
                JJ's comfort zone is around men
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                • Matt Rain
                  SBR Hall of Famer
                  • 02-13-07
                  • 5001

                  #9
                  JJ, stop mocking me. Not cool.
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                  • SlickFazzer
                    SBR Posting Legend
                    • 05-22-08
                    • 20209

                    #10
                    bet those broads were drunk and horny.
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                    • odusmykal
                      SBR MVP
                      • 08-30-07
                      • 3426

                      #11
                      jj, when you get an invite, you fukkin go!! On Thanksgiving, i watched your vid and listened to you b*tch and moan about being alone.. Now i hear you are turning down invites to hang with drunk broads!! jj, we gotta talk, soon.. Call me..
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                      • tblues2005
                        SBR Hall of Famer
                        • 07-30-06
                        • 9235

                        #12
                        Originally posted by jjgold
                        Get this, another tenant in apt calls me and invites me over for a drink with her friends last night, it was late and i did not go. She tells me today there were 12 girls all like 22-27 or so.

                        You wonder why I never score

                        Fuk me
                        I feel bad for you. I bet you would have had fun.
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                        • Indecent
                          SBR Wise Guy
                          • 09-08-09
                          • 758

                          #13
                          Originally posted by jjgold
                          My own fault, zero confidence
                          Only way to fix that is to put yourself out there and not worry about what happens.
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                          • jjgold
                            SBR Aristocracy
                            • 07-20-05
                            • 388179

                            #14
                            Indecent you are correct, it was a sleepover for women only but she did say I could come over for a drink. I doubt I would of scored though.
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                            • Karayilan9
                              Restricted User
                              • 01-10-09
                              • 3742

                              #15
                              Imagine if JJ did everything the opposite of what he said but if he came out and said he met up with 10 girls at their place or that he won $30K betting $100 nobody would believe him, or that half of NJ owed him money instead of him owing loan sharks his foot.

                              Kansas city shuffle, JJ how do you do it so well?

                              "The song refers to an advanced form of confidence game employing misdirection, subterfuge, and playing on the "mark(s)" arrogance and/or self-loathing. The relevance to a direction stated at the beginning of a situation has no bearing to the outcome."


                              JJ so what really happened last night
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                              • B1GER1C828
                                SBR Posting Legend
                                • 07-31-07
                                • 10244

                                #16
                                Thats brutal JJ, you were about to have the best orgy any man could ever want.
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                                • obamaismyuncle
                                  SBR Posting Legend
                                  • 12-31-08
                                  • 17801

                                  #17
                                  JJ this is bullshit unacceptable. Women invite you over and you don't go, you probably should be arrested.
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                                  • FreeFall
                                    SBR MVP
                                    • 02-20-08
                                    • 3365

                                    #18
                                    Step 1: you have to leave your apartment to get women
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                                    • StraitShooter
                                      SBR Posting Legend
                                      • 07-22-09
                                      • 10464

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by jjgold
                                      Get this, another tenant in apt calls me and invites me over for a drink with her friends last night, it was late and i did not go. She tells me today there were 12 girls all like 22-27 or so.

                                      You wonder why I never score

                                      Fuk me


                                      you would be too shy around that much sweetness man..hard not to be unless you catch a buzz, cuzz
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                                      • RealSlimShady
                                        SBR Hall of Famer
                                        • 12-24-07
                                        • 6249

                                        #20
                                        JJ, look at it this way. What if you had gone and not scored any tail? You'd feel way worse today. Forget about it....go gamble and pick some winners today.
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                                        • AMBlai01
                                          SBR Hall of Famer
                                          • 09-16-08
                                          • 5882

                                          #21
                                          Story telling down Numbers up.
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                                          • acarmelo1
                                            SBR Hall of Famer
                                            • 09-29-09
                                            • 6321

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by jjgold
                                            wally gambling wise I am sharp as a fukkin blade

                                            I Like your videos
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                                            • jjgold
                                              SBR Aristocracy
                                              • 07-20-05
                                              • 388179

                                              #23
                                              Yeh most guys would freeze up with like 12 girls and I would of been only guy there.
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                                              • AMBlai01
                                                SBR Hall of Famer
                                                • 09-16-08
                                                • 5882

                                                #24
                                                How would Carol have felt if you went and met up with 12 girls?
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                                                • Richkas
                                                  SBR Posting Legend
                                                  • 02-03-08
                                                  • 19396

                                                  #25
                                                  I would have went over there with a z of coke and a bunch of ectasy.
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                                                  • Deuce
                                                    BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                                    • 01-12-08
                                                    • 29843

                                                    #26
                                                    would have lost a lot more money in the long run. Being with a broad is like a constant bad beat.
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                                                    • eidolon
                                                      SBR Hall of Famer
                                                      • 01-02-08
                                                      • 9531

                                                      #27
                                                      everything is opposite, so they were really 72-77?
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                                                      • Richkas
                                                        SBR Posting Legend
                                                        • 02-03-08
                                                        • 19396

                                                        #28
                                                        Originally posted by eidolon
                                                        everything is opposite, so they were really 72-77?
                                                        Pussy's pussy
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                                                        • odusmykal
                                                          SBR MVP
                                                          • 08-30-07
                                                          • 3426

                                                          #29
                                                          Richkas, i like the way you think..
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                                                          • 20Four7
                                                            SBR Hall of Famer
                                                            • 04-08-07
                                                            • 6703

                                                            #30
                                                            Originally posted by FreeFall
                                                            Step 1: you have to leave your apartment to get women
                                                            Correct:

                                                            Step 2: Don't scare them off with a monster cock..... Oh wait we are talking about JJ.
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                                                            • jjgold
                                                              SBR Aristocracy
                                                              • 07-20-05
                                                              • 388179

                                                              #31
                                                              I doubt these girls do drugs, I do not think any even smoke. I think they were straightshooters.
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                                                              • pavyracer
                                                                SBR Aristocracy
                                                                • 04-12-07
                                                                • 82899

                                                                #32
                                                                JJ you couldn't get up your tiny pecker even if a naked girl sat on it.
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                                                                • Cougar Bait
                                                                  SBR Posting Legend
                                                                  • 10-04-07
                                                                  • 18282

                                                                  #33
                                                                  Gold, you had to be up early to get your game face on and put together a rock solid teaser. Girls come and go, but you are a gambler. However, you might want to consider a dating service.

                                                                  OH CHRIST! That is your next video JJ...call a dating service!!! Tell them about how you love gambling, and any chick that wants to be with you would always come second.
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                                                                  • odusmykal
                                                                    SBR MVP
                                                                    • 08-30-07
                                                                    • 3426

                                                                    #34
                                                                    jj, girls don't need drugs to dig you.. You would be a great catch, but you gotta talk to them and let them know the real you!! Not freeze up and act all shy.. I thought you used to be a QB, well man up and take charge..
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                                                                    • Cheese1976
                                                                      SBR Wise Guy
                                                                      • 09-17-09
                                                                      • 667

                                                                      #35
                                                                      hey jj,

                                                                      looks like my thread was deleted yesterday...can you message me info on your guy in Burbank?

                                                                      Thanks
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