Classic: Andy Murray gets dumped for playing too many video games

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  • jjgold
    SBR Aristocracy
    • 07-20-05
    • 388179

    #1
    Classic: Andy Murray gets dumped for playing too many video games
    Forget fukkin Tiger, he gives up this so he can play video games????????????



    Like another famous athlete, British tennis star Andy Murray has been having relationship problems of late. Unlike Tiger Woods, Murray hasn't been spending too much time with other women, however. He's been spending too much time on his Playstation.
    Murray, the No. 4 ranked player in the world, was dumped by his long-time girlfriend Kim Sears due, in part, to the fact that he spent up to seven hours a day playing video games.
    The Telegraph reports:
    Sources close to Sears said one of the causes [of the breakup] was the world number four's long hours playing video tennis and PlayStation 3 games such as the best selling Call of Duty sequel.
    Brad Gilbert, Murray's former coach, has said in the past that Murray spends "seven hours a day" playing video games.
    The source told The Sun: "He would spend all his time glued to them. In the end she just got fed up with it. She wanted more out of the relationship."
    Most guys who play seven hours of video games per day don't even know what a real woman looks like*, let alone dates one as gorgeous as Kim Sears. I'd think this is an inspiring tale to the video game generation. Sure, it seems crazy that Murray would play more with his PS3 than his girlfriend but, come on, have you seen Modern Warfare 2? (Have you, because I have no clue what it is.)
    I'm also fascinated by the fact Murray plays tennis video games. You'd think the last thing he'd want to do after a day of training is sit down and play pretend tennis. But, hey, with Federer still truckin', that might be the only way Andy Murray is going to win a major.
  • StraitShooter
    SBR Posting Legend
    • 07-22-09
    • 10464

    #2
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    • jjgold
      SBR Aristocracy
      • 07-20-05
      • 388179

      #3
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      • BustedPretext
        SBR Rookie
        • 10-03-09
        • 47

        #4
        Andy Murray could land any gap toothed bird in the UK.


        Modern Warfare 2 only comes out once. If he presitged already then I think he made right choice.
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        • flyingillini
          SBR Aristocracy
          • 12-06-06
          • 41219

          #5
          המוסד‎
          המוסד למודיעין ולתפקידים מיוחדים‎
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          • The Seer
            SBR Posting Legend
            • 10-29-07
            • 10641

            #6
            Oh my God, he gave up that for video games. Somebody kill this bastard before he procreates. dumb fukk
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            • pavyracer
              SBR Aristocracy
              • 04-12-07
              • 82899

              #7
              JJ was dumped numerous times for having a 2.5 inch pecker and does not play sports either.
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              • THEGREAT30
                SBR Hall of Famer
                • 10-04-08
                • 8970

                #8
                Murray has a new follower, much respect, atleast he doesn't have to worry about disease or kids or nagging or any of the other bad stuff that comes from women.
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                • james4512
                  SBR MVP
                  • 10-27-08
                  • 3707

                  #9
                  damn she is good looking but then again im sure he'll have no problem replacing her (even though hes quite hideous right?)
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                  • eberetta1
                    SBR MVP
                    • 03-27-09
                    • 1159

                    #10
                    He plays video games about as much as his girlfriend is on the phone.
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                    • poker_dummy101
                      Restricted User
                      • 11-03-08
                      • 6395

                      #11
                      how did u miss htis thread the first time
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                      • mtneer1212
                        SBR MVP
                        • 06-22-08
                        • 4993

                        #12
                        I'm sure the interview process for replacing her will be rigorous and enjoyable.
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