6:18 -- wake up, take dump, shave, jerk off, shower and towel off.
7:22 -- scramble 8 eggs, brew coffee, check SBR lines, log onto Greek and place certain loser wagers (setting them up for a big play later this week).
9:09 -- Forgot to take out trash last night. My side of the street picked up so take 2 large bags across the street and discreetly place in neighbor's yard.
10:00 -- make several phone calls to city hall to complain about noisy neighbour and unkept front yard (just to phuck with him -- happy holiday, bitch!).
10:49 -- call in sick and go to gym. PR on Bench, flirt with female personal trainer, buy some groceries at nearby store, shoplift 2 packs juicy fruit and one Oprah Mag (I gotta read something on the can). Mgmt gave Buzzy a rude look and cashier charged 5 pennies for a plastic bag so made pitt stop in washroom and pissed all over the floor, stole all TP and one hundred twelve perforated brown hand towel singles. Karma is a bitch, Loblaw!
11:18 - 2:35 -- Sex n the City re-runs. Phuck that kunt bicth, Carrie! How dare she play with Aiden like that? Mr. Big is an azzhole and Aiden is top notch! Aiden should whack that kunt and then phuck Charlotte till his dick drops off!
Intermitent power posting at various sites and planning a visit to Puerto Rican Glory Hole off 403/QEW later.
7:22 -- scramble 8 eggs, brew coffee, check SBR lines, log onto Greek and place certain loser wagers (setting them up for a big play later this week).
9:09 -- Forgot to take out trash last night. My side of the street picked up so take 2 large bags across the street and discreetly place in neighbor's yard.
10:00 -- make several phone calls to city hall to complain about noisy neighbour and unkept front yard (just to phuck with him -- happy holiday, bitch!).
10:49 -- call in sick and go to gym. PR on Bench, flirt with female personal trainer, buy some groceries at nearby store, shoplift 2 packs juicy fruit and one Oprah Mag (I gotta read something on the can). Mgmt gave Buzzy a rude look and cashier charged 5 pennies for a plastic bag so made pitt stop in washroom and pissed all over the floor, stole all TP and one hundred twelve perforated brown hand towel singles. Karma is a bitch, Loblaw!
11:18 - 2:35 -- Sex n the City re-runs. Phuck that kunt bicth, Carrie! How dare she play with Aiden like that? Mr. Big is an azzhole and Aiden is top notch! Aiden should whack that kunt and then phuck Charlotte till his dick drops off!
Intermitent power posting at various sites and planning a visit to Puerto Rican Glory Hole off 403/QEW later.
. Your a sik dude.
