All gamblers should close the LIDS on their TIOLET SEATS

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  • Fishhead
    SBR Aristocracy
    • 08-11-05
    • 40179

    #1
    All gamblers should close the LIDS on their TIOLET SEATS
    FENG SHUI recommends this for prosperity.

    I've been doing this for years and I highly recommend it.


    I mentioned this on other gaming forums many years ago and it helped many a sportsbettor start winning.

    Give it a try folks and let me know the results.


    FH
  • thespeculator
    SBR MVP
    • 09-09-08
    • 2999

    #2
    if you say so fish , then it must work
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    • rm18
      SBR Posting Legend
      • 09-20-05
      • 22291

      #3
      i will close before the Nebraska game so they win on the ML
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      • Fishhead
        SBR Aristocracy
        • 08-11-05
        • 40179

        #4
        Originally posted by thespeculator
        if you say so fish , then it must work
        This is a well known FENG SHUI tradition.

        Don't laugh, FENG SHUI is very powerful and Billsfan12 and myself incorporate many of the principles of FENG SHUI in our households.

        If you have lots of family over and shit like JJGOLD, would highly recommend a ROUND coffee table over a rectangular or square one to promote good harmony.

        The LID down on the TIOLET SEAT is my all-time favorite FENG SHUI tradition!!!
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        • Fishhead
          SBR Aristocracy
          • 08-11-05
          • 40179

          #5
          When I first presented this at Beatthebookmaker.com I had no less then 300 posters that admitted to trying this...........and have never looked back!!!
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          • teaserpleaser
            BARRELED IN @ SBR!
            • 08-14-08
            • 26015

            #6
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            • Fishhead
              SBR Aristocracy
              • 08-11-05
              • 40179

              #7
              Any regular church goers should be all over this advice given here.
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              • podunk
                SBR MVP
                • 11-12-09
                • 3455

                #8
                got to try it
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                • Fishhead
                  SBR Aristocracy
                  • 08-11-05
                  • 40179

                  #9
                  Originally posted by podunk
                  got to try it
                  I promise you no less then 200 SBR posters will have their lids closed this evening when barreled in.
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                  • yisman
                    SBR Aristocracy
                    • 09-01-08
                    • 75682

                    #10
                    What in the sam hell is a tiolet? Is that Greek for mouth? In that case, I agree. You should close the lid on your mouth.
                    [quote=jjgold;5683305]I win again like usual
                    [/quote]

                    [quote=Whippit;7921056]miami won't lose a single eastern conference game through end of season[/quote]
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                    • Masu485
                      SBR Hall of Famer
                      • 08-14-08
                      • 7700

                      #11
                      how exactly does it work? i live in an apartment building. do my neighbours actions affect my energy flow? does clutter affect it? framed pictures that aren't exactly hung straight?
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                      • Fishhead
                        SBR Aristocracy
                        • 08-11-05
                        • 40179

                        #12
                        Originally posted by Masu485
                        how exactly does it work? i live in an apartment building. do my neighbours actions affect my energy flow? does clutter affect it? framed pictures that aren't exactly hung straight?
                        Yes, just what you view viusally, for the most part.......and the knowing that you have toilet seat shut.

                        May your holiday be a prosperous one.
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                        • Chi_archie
                          SBR Aristocracy
                          • 07-22-08
                          • 63172

                          #13
                          you might want to start a separate thread that reminds gamblers to OPEN the lids before they take a dump or piss........



                          we are that dumb and lazy here
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                          • tmorton
                            Restricted User
                            • 11-15-09
                            • 560

                            #14
                            SBR Casino is pounding me in the a$$ again so probably will not have to take a dump for awhile!
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                            • milwaukee mike
                              BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                              • 08-22-07
                              • 26914

                              #15
                              why do so many people have a hard time spelling toilet?
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                              • marabdl86
                                SBR MVP
                                • 10-06-09
                                • 1067

                                #16
                                play the sportsbook, I played 20 hands of black jack and only won one hand for God sakes. Stay Away!
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                                • milwaukee mike
                                  BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                  • 08-22-07
                                  • 26914

                                  #17
                                  i think every time my wife makes out a list she spells toilet paper wrong...
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