I've been asked to make a top 5 list, I've also been told the only thing better than sex is a good piss. So here's the best 5 pisses I've taken.
5. Was taking some back roads to Panama City one time after having a beer. Had to take a leak really bad but a cop was tailing me for what seemed like days. If you've ever driven to PC there is nothing but back roads. Paranoid that I couldn't pull over on a side road...after 30 minutes the cop passed me and I finally hit a dirt road for some great relief.
4. Was watching the 3rd Lord of the Rings and it hit me 30 minutes in...couldn't leave cause the movie was so good. Shouldn't have to say more.
3. Sanford Stadium when UGA played GT. Was there with two friends and the three of us had to piss like a race horse. Had great seats in the student section even though we weren't students and were afraid we'd lose them if we left. Talked two thick chicks into saving them for us if we left...they seemed ready to battle for us so our seats were in good hands. My two buddies managed to get into a fight and got kicked out of the stadium while i was relieving myself. So I went back to our seats like a soldier and jumped on the grenade.
2. Was on a flight from Jacksonville to Phoenix. Had gotten tanked at the bar in Jacksonville and it hit me an hour into the air. Unfortunately one of the hippos on the previous flight had clogged the toilet on the plane so I had to hold my pain for over 2 hours.
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Daytona 500- We took two coolers full of cold ones into the race...about 50 laps in it hit me. I had to make a break for it. The line for the bathroom had to be a half a mile long. When I got into the bathroom it was like a quarter mile cow trough with everyone staring at you begging you to go. I couldn't preform under watchful eyes....so had to pretend I had to take a deuce to get into a stall to take a piss for the ages.
5. Was taking some back roads to Panama City one time after having a beer. Had to take a leak really bad but a cop was tailing me for what seemed like days. If you've ever driven to PC there is nothing but back roads. Paranoid that I couldn't pull over on a side road...after 30 minutes the cop passed me and I finally hit a dirt road for some great relief.
4. Was watching the 3rd Lord of the Rings and it hit me 30 minutes in...couldn't leave cause the movie was so good. Shouldn't have to say more.
3. Sanford Stadium when UGA played GT. Was there with two friends and the three of us had to piss like a race horse. Had great seats in the student section even though we weren't students and were afraid we'd lose them if we left. Talked two thick chicks into saving them for us if we left...they seemed ready to battle for us so our seats were in good hands. My two buddies managed to get into a fight and got kicked out of the stadium while i was relieving myself. So I went back to our seats like a soldier and jumped on the grenade.
2. Was on a flight from Jacksonville to Phoenix. Had gotten tanked at the bar in Jacksonville and it hit me an hour into the air. Unfortunately one of the hippos on the previous flight had clogged the toilet on the plane so I had to hold my pain for over 2 hours.
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Daytona 500- We took two coolers full of cold ones into the race...about 50 laps in it hit me. I had to make a break for it. The line for the bathroom had to be a half a mile long. When I got into the bathroom it was like a quarter mile cow trough with everyone staring at you begging you to go. I couldn't preform under watchful eyes....so had to pretend I had to take a deuce to get into a stall to take a piss for the ages.
Too fukking funny!
