i saw a guy die today :-(

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  • gotemcoach1523
    SBR Wise Guy
    • 11-05-09
    • 692

    #1
    i saw a guy die today :-(
    was at Mcdonalds, and talking with some friends and there was this guy sitting in the corner all by himself. he looked sort of depressed. i didn’t really think about it until later, though. he finished his food before us and walked out. like, 30 seconds later, we hear these brakes screeching and we were like ‘wtf, was that a car accident?’ and we all stand up and look out the window. it was that kid. i guess he jumped in front of a car or something. he was just lying on the ground. i couldn’t tell if he was alive or not. it was crazy. this lady standing in line started screaming and stuff. we didn’t go out there, but we watched until the ambulance came. it was really sad when his mom showed up though. they had to sort of shovel him onto the stretcher, and as they were putting him into the ambulance, I called my mom to tell her what happened and that I saw the tread marks on his chest and head and she screamed ‘you’re movin’ in with your uncle and auntie in BelAir.’ I whistled for a cab, and when it came near, the license plate said “fresh” and it had dice in the mirror. if anything i could say that this cat was rare, but i thought “nah forget it, yo, homes, to bel air.” i pulled up to the house about seven or eight, and i yelled to the cabby “yo homes, smell ya later.” looking at my kingdom, i was finally there, to sit on my throne as the prince of BelAir.
  • Robyn
    SBR Hall of Famer
    • 02-05-08
    • 9681

    #2
    ?

    Are you for reelz? I am thinking.......nah.
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    • Matt Rain
      SBR Hall of Famer
      • 02-13-07
      • 5001

      #3
      lolz. More!
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      • SamsNCharge99
        SBR Aristocracy
        • 10-22-08
        • 41242

        #4
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        • sickler
          SBR Posting Legend
          • 06-05-08
          • 15006

          #5
          nah
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          • LLXC
            SBR Hall of Famer
            • 12-10-06
            • 8972

            #6
            Believable...till he went Will Smith on us.
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            • goldengoat
              SBR MVP
              • 11-25-05
              • 3239

              #7
              you will get hit by a car and die sometime in the next year
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              • poker_dummy101
                Restricted User
                • 11-03-08
                • 6395

                #8
                this was good... about 10 years ago

                welcome to the internet
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                • Shark79
                  SBR Posting Legend
                  • 11-19-07
                  • 11211

                  #9
                  GG take it easy pal ... why the hate.

                  We all bit into the freaking story.
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                  • big joe 1212
                    SBR Posting Legend
                    • 06-01-08
                    • 19380

                    #10
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                    • jjgold
                      SBR Aristocracy
                      • 07-20-05
                      • 388179

                      #11
                      Coach call me
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                      • gotemcoach1523
                        SBR Wise Guy
                        • 11-05-09
                        • 692

                        #12
                        and the number is?
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                        • Robyn
                          SBR Hall of Famer
                          • 02-05-08
                          • 9681

                          #13
                          I have a feeling that it takes a much higher IQ than mine to understand the hidden meaning of this story.
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                          • paco
                            SBR Aristocracy
                            • 05-07-09
                            • 62873

                            #14
                            Lololololol, u had me all zoned in till fresh prince theme. Loved it. Good stuff
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                            • gotemcoach1523
                              SBR Wise Guy
                              • 11-05-09
                              • 692

                              #15
                              no meaning just thought it might get a few laughs on here so thats why i posted it. if u like that u will like this check it out. see if u can do this awareness test.

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                              • Masu485
                                SBR Hall of Famer
                                • 08-14-08
                                • 7700

                                #16
                                Originally posted by poker_dummy101
                                this was good... about 10 years ago

                                welcome to the internet
                                i used to see this in every fukking new thread at bb.com like 5 years ago! made me furious!
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                                • gotemcoach1523
                                  SBR Wise Guy
                                  • 11-05-09
                                  • 692

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by paco
                                  Lololololol, u had me all zoned in till fresh prince theme. Loved it. Good stuff
                                  i bet all of u look just like this this guy eating the popcorn all into it. lol. anytime paco. who u got on the football game tonite?
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                                  • poker_dummy101
                                    Restricted User
                                    • 11-03-08
                                    • 6395

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by Masu485
                                    i used to see this in every fukking new thread at bb.com like 5 years ago! made me furious!
                                    i bet we see a rickroll next
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                                    • betplom
                                      SBR Posting Legend
                                      • 09-20-06
                                      • 13444

                                      #19
                                      I laughed when I first read it.
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                                      • paco
                                        SBR Aristocracy
                                        • 05-07-09
                                        • 62873

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by gotemcoach1523
                                        i bet all of u look just like this this guy eating the popcorn all into it. lol. anytime paco. who u got on the football game tonite?
                                        Buffalo +3.5
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                                        • gotemcoach1523
                                          SBR Wise Guy
                                          • 11-05-09
                                          • 692

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by paco
                                          Buffalo +3.5
                                          i think im gonna tail u on this one. gl to us bro
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                                          • BGS 9.5
                                            SBR MVP
                                            • 01-10-08
                                            • 4628

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by Robyn
                                            I have a feeling that it takes a much higher IQ than mine to understand the hidden meaning of this story.

                                            You and I both
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                                            • paco
                                              SBR Aristocracy
                                              • 05-07-09
                                              • 62873

                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by gotemcoach1523
                                              i think im gonna tail u on this one. gl to us bro
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                                              • tltaylor89
                                                SBR Posting Legend
                                                • 06-19-09
                                                • 19610

                                                #24
                                                Classic fresh princes
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                                                • jgray
                                                  SBR MVP
                                                  • 09-06-09
                                                  • 3599

                                                  #25
                                                  I like how this fictional guy went to McDonalds for his final meal...that, or he was so depressed from EATING McDonalds that playing in traffic seemed like a good idea.
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                                                  • RiverRaid
                                                    SBR MVP
                                                    • 08-19-07
                                                    • 2279

                                                    #26
                                                    I hope that my late night hockey game wins.

                                                    Coyotes.
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                                                    • Brick
                                                      SBR Wise Guy
                                                      • 08-13-09
                                                      • 652

                                                      #27
                                                      az st -8.5
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                                                      • GELATINOUS CUBE
                                                        SBR MVP
                                                        • 08-09-09
                                                        • 4534

                                                        #28
                                                        One or two people get hit and killed by a car around here every week. Or that's how many are reported in the news. Maybe it's just California (terrible drivers). What do you guys think?

                                                        I've seen a lot of them too. I don't know if it's increasing? Seems like it.
                                                        blog '09-'10: 37-16: +$31,900
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                                                        • gotemcoach1523
                                                          SBR Wise Guy
                                                          • 11-05-09
                                                          • 692

                                                          #29
                                                          hghf
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                                                          • stevek173
                                                            BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                                            • 03-29-08
                                                            • 27598

                                                            #30
                                                            roflsauce
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