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    jjgold
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    Nice Baseball Day Card.. Call In Sick

    Studying it now
    Might call painting company and say back hurts

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    Just called in

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    ThaTopMoron
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    put your house on NYM and go to work you bum

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    pirates look like a LOCK today

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    MMA tonight coach.

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    jj u cuss out a customer they send u home .and u gona tell them ur back hurts ur one of a kind

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    mma may put together a parley .

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    was just thinking the same thing. No work today heh - got the under so far in the A's game and over 8 in philly


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    What's the play boss.

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    Gold, since that Hellickson shit I have been buried. Lost huge Saturday. 240 on BYU. 100 paraly with BYU. 100 on tcu. 220 on Pitt and last night 200 on white sox. Smoked. Can't believe I'm going into football.like this. Total degen fukkin loser.

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    Called in from my cell to my other cell and said that I'm staying home today - the voice on the other line said that it was fine

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    rusher sharp always uses burner phone for the idiots and scabs

    rusher check your messages called you last night though said mailbox full?

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    Quote Originally Posted by manny24 View Post
    rusher sharp always uses burner phone for the idiots and scabs

    rusher check your messages called you last night though said mailbox full?
    Manny I think it was your uncle Pete who left so many msgs on my phone
    Manny he's giving me another chance with that job offer
    Manny I'm considering

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    JJ, this is September baseball.

    JJ, be careful.

    Last night was better, but too much chalk.

    JJ, the matinee games suck besides Rangers-A's.

    Bunch of teams that are going nowhere fast, apart from a Braves team that is less likely to choke up the division lead than JJ is to get a date in the next year.

    JJ, a better idea is to go to work today and get high off paint fumes.

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    Atlanta RL

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    Just tell the boss you have "Optical Rectitus".

    I can't see my a$$ coming into work today!

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    I'm a diehard braves fan, I love our team and Freddie is a mets killer and is hot of Gee. We have to keep winning to battle for home field in playoffs. This will be a very tight game though.

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    Just called in also let's go

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    Fade atlanta!!! I repeat.....fade atlanta!!!!!

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    I dont agree with not one pick

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    damn jj......its like u enjoy giving awat free money. why in the world would u pick atlanta today with loe on the mound against gee? u must be on drugs

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    Quote Originally Posted by rnunez91 View Post
    damn jj......its like u enjoy giving awat free money. why in the world would u pick atlanta today with loe on the mound against gee? u must be on drugs
    Kameron LoE sucks

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    Manny keeps me in the game

    Manny says smoke...no more sick days

    If it wasnt for this landscaping job I would be fukked

    Manny good peepers

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    0-1 for me so far

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    I got a PC at work that I use, and my work does not block anything, so I am good to go most days.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BIGDAY View Post
    Every time man, every time

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    Quote Originally Posted by Smoke View Post
    Manny keeps me in the game

    Manny says smoke...no more sick days

    If it wasnt for this landscaping job I would be fukked

    Manny good peepers

    if Walker decides to take his mowers back we are BOTH fukked

    the guys with the truck have not showed up at the house again since last time

    i hid inside under the sink

    lucky for us he's mostly busy chasing around that fine young tica wife

    we have 3 or 4 years MAX before her attorney requests an assets list too

    smokey no more fukkin breaks had 40 lawns to do today you did 4!

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    Tell me calling-in "sick" isn't one of the best feelings ever. Having the day to yourself - penetrate yeah!

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    0-2

    This was not a good idea

    have to dig out tonight

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    Quote Originally Posted by ThaTopMoron View Post
    put your house on NYM and go to work you bum
    told you JJ

    I'm sharp on Wednesday baseball...

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
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    nice try @ fading me

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    If I had known today was going to suck as much as it did, I would have taken the day off and bet on baseball and tennis like JJ.

    One day closer to death at least ...

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    Hippo's shitter looked clean today so he gave me the day off.
    He told me to have you call him.
    He's got a job for you this weekend!
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