Ozzy Osbourne turns 61 today. 
It is a miracle he made it this long.
It is a miracle he made it this long.
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If you asked Ozzy how old he is would he be able to answer correctly?
(without any help)
+500 Yes
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Fukker looks and acts 90Comment -
pigeon heads are nutritiousComment -
it was a doveComment -
Lita Ford was too good for himComment -
Damn. I thought somebody actually new Lucifer's birthday. Isn't it bullshit that we celebrate Christmas every year, but nobody even knows when the Devil was born? The guy doesn't get a little notation on the calender or anything. Columbus Day is a bigger deal, and Columbus was about as close to the devil incarnate as human history has seen. But we've got a holiday for him.
That's fukked up. Maybe if we showed the guy a little love he wouldn't be such a dick.Comment