after having lost my play on the Jets game tonight with Lang and Bob (is that your names or what you do?) i need a moment of levity. not so much levity, but a discussion to bring me back off the ledge.
when i was younger, say 18-28, i wouldn't even look at chicks over 30. anyone over 35 might as well just be dead. but now, i can't wait for 12 years from now so i can be banging a 45 yr old woman (my wife). when did older chicks start getting so hot?
and the other day i was in Walmart and saw this pregnant chick and said aloud, i would totally do her. back in the day a fat chick like that, hell no....
is that my standards are lower or is my aging allowing me to find beauty in more of God's creatures than ever before? i seriously think my age range on bangable chicks is now 18 (15 if i am in kentucky or tennessee) to like 52....
am i alone people?
when i was younger, say 18-28, i wouldn't even look at chicks over 30. anyone over 35 might as well just be dead. but now, i can't wait for 12 years from now so i can be banging a 45 yr old woman (my wife). when did older chicks start getting so hot?
and the other day i was in Walmart and saw this pregnant chick and said aloud, i would totally do her. back in the day a fat chick like that, hell no....
is that my standards are lower or is my aging allowing me to find beauty in more of God's creatures than ever before? i seriously think my age range on bangable chicks is now 18 (15 if i am in kentucky or tennessee) to like 52....
am i alone people?