Anyone notice less of a sense of humor this time of year on the forums?

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  • Reload
    SBR Posting Legend
    • 03-23-08
    • 12250

    #1
    Anyone notice less of a sense of humor this time of year on the forums?
    Seems every year this is when gamblers are most barrelled in and taking out their frustration on everyone. I guess everyone looks at their negative bank account along with zero SBR Points and just can't laugh at all when they are this tapped.

    Sorry guys - but you have to realize the money is GONE. Buying the hook does not help. Drinking that bottle of JD next to your laptop does not help.

    Hope you can all get some lucky money with a loan or cash advance and bounce back soon.

  • Sam Odom
    SBR Aristocracy
    • 10-30-05
    • 58063

    #2
    bah humbug
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    • pico
      BARRELED IN @ SBR!
      • 04-05-07
      • 27321

      #3
      most people should be getting their x-mas bonus around now. but that doesn;t apply to most posters here since they don;t work.
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      • Sam Odom
        SBR Aristocracy
        • 10-30-05
        • 58063

        #4
        Rockets were my xmas bonus
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        • Reload
          SBR Posting Legend
          • 03-23-08
          • 12250

          #5
          Originally posted by pico
          most people should be getting their x-mas bonus around now. but that doesn;t apply to most posters here since they don;t work.
          My company gives out quarterly bonuses but it all goes out the window fast, pico. Was hoping we'd at least have a decent Christmas party but no news on that yet.
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          • Reload
            SBR Posting Legend
            • 03-23-08
            • 12250

            #6
            Originally posted by Sam Odom
            Rockets were my xmas bonus
            Very easy winner, Sam!

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            • wtf
              SBR Posting Legend
              • 08-22-08
              • 12983

              #7
              sorry, hookers DO HELP
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              • minet123
                SBR Posting Legend
                • 02-17-07
                • 10280

                #8
                Ho Ho Ho Mother ......
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                • pinnerpsk
                  SBR MVP
                  • 03-16-09
                  • 1687

                  #9
                  Originally posted by Sam Odom
                  Rockets were my xmas bonus
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                  • Ravy Pacer
                    SBR Sharp
                    • 10-30-09
                    • 279

                    #10
                    no.
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                    • GELATINOUS CUBE
                      SBR MVP
                      • 08-09-09
                      • 4534

                      #11
                      I'm up again, thanks to last weekend and Monday!

                      Happy Holidays!!
                      blog '09-'10: 37-16: +$31,900
                      mlb 2010; 16-12: +$4,540
                      gellyhoops 2010: 10-6 +$3,150
                      overall: 63-34 +$40,290
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                      • Reload
                        SBR Posting Legend
                        • 03-23-08
                        • 12250

                        #12
                        Originally posted by wtf
                        sorry, hookers DO HELP
                        I am sure Craigslist gets more hits than ever around now every year, wtf
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                        • Reload
                          SBR Posting Legend
                          • 03-23-08
                          • 12250

                          #13
                          Originally posted by GELATINOUS CUBE
                          I'm up again, thanks to last weekend and Monday!

                          Happy Holidays!!
                          That's the way, CUBE! Press on with that bankroll! Some easy money to be won thanks to lots of impulsive betting around now.
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                          • GELATINOUS CUBE
                            SBR MVP
                            • 08-09-09
                            • 4534

                            #14
                            here's some blonde girls to cheer you guys up. Not sure if they're all 18, but I am definitely moving to Sweden.
                            blog '09-'10: 37-16: +$31,900
                            mlb 2010; 16-12: +$4,540
                            gellyhoops 2010: 10-6 +$3,150
                            overall: 63-34 +$40,290
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                            • GELATINOUS CUBE
                              SBR MVP
                              • 08-09-09
                              • 4534

                              #15
                              I hear what you're saying. Fortunately, since June, I haven't had to Reload.
                              blog '09-'10: 37-16: +$31,900
                              mlb 2010; 16-12: +$4,540
                              gellyhoops 2010: 10-6 +$3,150
                              overall: 63-34 +$40,290
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                              • Reload
                                SBR Posting Legend
                                • 03-23-08
                                • 12250

                                #16
                                Originally posted by GELATINOUS CUBE
                                here's some blonde girls to cheer you guys up. Not sure if they're all 18, but I am definitely moving to Sweden.
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                                • Reload
                                  SBR Posting Legend
                                  • 03-23-08
                                  • 12250

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by GELATINOUS CUBE
                                  I hear what you're saying. Fortunately, since June, I haven't had to Reload.
                                  That's excellent, Cube! Everyone is only as good as when their last reload happened.
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                                  • GELATINOUS CUBE
                                    SBR MVP
                                    • 08-09-09
                                    • 4534

                                    #18
                                    I probably shouldn't post this one....

                                    a couple more of my swedish friends, just don't look at the ones, you know if they're not 18.

                                    Well, one of my accounts I need to put some dough in. Next payday, or if I can hit big this week at OTB or at the Book/Casino I'll re-up just so I have more options.

                                    I'm looking forward to Xmas time. NCAA hoops has some good plays, although it's more of a numbers game, because capping all the teams, is just too much work.
                                    blog '09-'10: 37-16: +$31,900
                                    mlb 2010; 16-12: +$4,540
                                    gellyhoops 2010: 10-6 +$3,150
                                    overall: 63-34 +$40,290
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                                    • GELATINOUS CUBE
                                      SBR MVP
                                      • 08-09-09
                                      • 4534

                                      #19
                                      Here's some more chicks I know. Not supermodels.. but, They're all in about 30. So, if you guys need a girl. Let me know.
                                      blog '09-'10: 37-16: +$31,900
                                      mlb 2010; 16-12: +$4,540
                                      gellyhoops 2010: 10-6 +$3,150
                                      overall: 63-34 +$40,290
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                                      • GELATINOUS CUBE
                                        SBR MVP
                                        • 08-09-09
                                        • 4534

                                        #20
                                        one more. I don't really know her, but...well maybe she'll write me back. Surfer girls are the best though, and they definitely help cure depression!
                                        blog '09-'10: 37-16: +$31,900
                                        mlb 2010; 16-12: +$4,540
                                        gellyhoops 2010: 10-6 +$3,150
                                        overall: 63-34 +$40,290
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                                        • GELATINOUS CUBE
                                          SBR MVP
                                          • 08-09-09
                                          • 4534

                                          #21


                                          one more pic of Alana.

                                          Sorry, this has nothing to do with Gambling!

                                          If she ever moves to Vegas with me, then I let you guys meet her then. The fat ones in my 3rd pic, I can get you guys in touch with asap though.
                                          blog '09-'10: 37-16: +$31,900
                                          mlb 2010; 16-12: +$4,540
                                          gellyhoops 2010: 10-6 +$3,150
                                          overall: 63-34 +$40,290
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                                          • StraitShooter
                                            SBR Posting Legend
                                            • 07-22-09
                                            • 10464

                                            #22
                                            sweet sweet hot blonde meat
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                                            • Leverage
                                              SBR Sharp
                                              • 07-30-09
                                              • 253

                                              #23
                                              Your wrong. I'm poor year round. My sense of humor keeps me from gargling some shotgun mouthwash.
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                                              • Reload
                                                SBR Posting Legend
                                                • 03-23-08
                                                • 12250

                                                #24
                                                Can't stop checking these pictures out, Cube!
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                                                • jjgold
                                                  SBR Aristocracy
                                                  • 07-20-05
                                                  • 388179

                                                  #25
                                                  Frustration

                                                  We are all in the same boat
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                                                  • sickler
                                                    SBR Posting Legend
                                                    • 06-05-08
                                                    • 15006

                                                    #26
                                                    SAD is a reason for many. Five months 'till spring.


                                                    Seasonal Affective Disorder




                                                    Weather often affects people’s moods. Sunlight breaking through clouds can lift our spirits, while a dull, rainy day may make us feel a little gloomy. While noticeable, these shifts in mood generally do not affect our ability to cope with daily life. Some people, however, are vulnerable to a type of depression that follows a seasonal pattern. For them, the shortening days of late autumn are the beginning of a type of clinical depression that can last until spring. This condition is called “Seasonal Affective Disorder," or SAD.
                                                    A mild form of SAD, often referred to as the “winter blues," causes discomfort, but is not incapacitating. However, the term “winter blues” can be misleading; some people have a rarer form of SAD which is summer depression. This condition usually begins in late spring or early summer.
                                                    Awareness of this mental condition has existed for more than 150 years, but it was only recognised as a disorder in the early 1980s. Many people with SAD may not be aware that it exists or that help is available.
                                                    SAD can be a debilitating condition, preventing sufferers from functioning normally. It may affect their personal and professional lives, and seriously limit their potential. It is important to learn about the symptoms, and to know that there is treatment to help people with SAD live a productive life year-round.
                                                    What Causes SAD?

                                                    Research into the causes of SAD is ongoing. As yet, there is no confirmed cause. However, SAD is thought to be related to seasonal variations in light A “biological internal clock” in the brain regulates our circadian (daily) rhythms. This biological clock responds to changes in season, partly because of the differences in the length of the day. For many thousands of years, the cycle of human life revolved around the daily cycle of light and dark. We were alert when the sun shone; we slept when our world was in darkness. The relatively recent introduction of electricity has relieved us of the need to be active mostly in the daylight hours. But our biological clocks may still be telling our bodies to sleep as the days shorten. This puts us out of step with our daily schedules, which no longer change according to the seasons. Other research shows that neurotransmitters, chemical messengers in the brain that help regulate sleep, mood, and appetite, may be disturbed in SAD.
                                                    What are the Symptoms?

                                                    SAD can be difficult to diagnose, since many of the symptoms are similar to those of other types of depression or bipolar disorder. Even physical conditions, such as thyroid problems, can look like depression. Generally, symptoms that recur for at least 2 consecutive winters, without any other explanation for the changes in mood and behaviour, indicate the presence of SAD. They may include:
                                                    • change in appetite, in particular a craving for sweet or starchy foods
                                                    • weight gain
                                                    • decreased energy
                                                    • fatigue
                                                    • tendency to oversleep
                                                    • difficulty concentrating
                                                    • irritability
                                                    • avoidance of social situations
                                                    • feelings of anxiety and despair

                                                    The symptoms of SAD generally disappear when spring arrives. For some people, this happens suddenly with a short time of heightened activity. For others, the effects of SAD gradually dissipate.
                                                    Symptoms of summer depression may include:
                                                    • poor appetite
                                                    • weight loss
                                                    • trouble sleeping

                                                    Who is at Risk?

                                                    Research in Ontario suggests that between 2% and 3% of the general population may have SAD. Another 15% have a less severe experience described as the “winter blues."
                                                    SAD may affect some children and teenagers, but it tends to begin in people over the age of 20. The risk of SAD decreases with age. The condition is more common in women than in men.
                                                    Recent studies suggest that SAD is more common in northern countries, where the winter day is shorter. Deprivation from natural sources of light is also of particular concern for shift workers and urban dwellers who may experience reduced levels of exposure to daylight in their work environments.
                                                    People with SAD find that spending time in a southerly location brings them relief from their symptoms.
                                                    How is SAD Treated?

                                                    If you feel depressed for long periods during autumn and winter, if your sleep and appetite patterns change dramatically and you find yourself thinking about suicide, you should seek professional help, for example, from your family doctor. There is effective treatment for SAD. Even people with severe symptoms can get rapid relief once they begin treatment.
                                                    People with mild symptoms can benefit from spending more time outdoors during the day and by arranging their environments so that they receive maximum sunlight. Trim tree branches that block light, for example, and keep curtains open during the day. Move furniture so that you sit near a window. Installing skylights and adding lamps can also help.
                                                    Exercise relieves stress, builds energy and increases your mental and physical well-being. Build physical activity into your lifestyle before SAD symptoms take hold. If you exercise indoors, position yourself near a window. Make a habit of taking a daily noon-hour walk. The activity and increased exposure to natural light can raise your spirits.
                                                    A winter vacation in a sunny destination can also temporarily relieve SAD symptoms, although symptoms usually recur after return home. At home, work at resisting the carbohydrate and sleep cravings that come with SAD.
                                                    Many people with SAD respond well to exposure to bright, artificial light. "Light therapy," involves sitting beside a special fluorescent light box for several minutes day. A health care professional should be consulted before beginning light therapy.
                                                    For people who are more severely affected by SAD, antidepressant medications are safe and effective in relieving symptoms. Counseling and therapy, especially short-term treatments such as cognitive-behavioural therapy, may also be helpful for winter depression.
                                                    Increasing your exposure to light, monitoring your diet, sleep patterns and exercise levels are important first steps. For those who are severely affected, devising a treatment plan with a health care professional consisting of light therapy, medication and cognitive-behavioural therapy may also be needed.
                                                    Where To Go For More Information

                                                    For further information about seasonal affective disorder, contact a community organization like the Canadian Mental Health Association to find out about support and resources in your community.
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                                                    • Reload
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                                                      • 03-23-08
                                                      • 12250

                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by jjgold
                                                      Frustration

                                                      We are all in the same boat
                                                      That's what happens, JJ - especially us up in the northeast. Nothing but gloom and doom. Our only hope is to unload on games, buy liquor, and check out porn sites.

                                                      None of it helps though - the frustration always comes back to everyone. The bad weather, the bad beats, and the jealousy everyone has that they aren't paid to be part of a forum except for SBR Points.
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                                                      • Reload
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                                                        • 03-23-08
                                                        • 12250

                                                        #28
                                                        Originally posted by sickler
                                                        SAD is a reason for many. Five months 'till spring.


                                                        Seasonal Affective Disorder





                                                        Good post, sickler. Everyone should take FISH oil at night to stay warmer and get that bad seasonal disorder under more control.
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                                                        • MonkeyF0cker
                                                          SBR Posting Legend
                                                          • 06-12-07
                                                          • 12144

                                                          #29
                                                          Are you kiddin me? This is the BEST time of year. +EV opportunities all over the place. Idiot posters worshipping cons and morons. Mods who don't know their head from their tiny little cocks. Posters scrambling around like chickens with their heads cut off trying to make sense of the most simple concepts. This time of year is entertainment money can't buy. If you can't laugh at stupid, what can you laugh at?
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                                                          • wal66
                                                            SBR Hall of Famer
                                                            • 10-14-08
                                                            • 5305

                                                            #30
                                                            I don't notice any less but I do now realize that I undoubtedly am not forum funny. I thought I had a couple quality humorus post the past couple of days and they both went pretty much like tumble weed in a ghost town.

                                                            It's tough competing against that popular crowd.
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                                                            • Reload
                                                              SBR Posting Legend
                                                              • 03-23-08
                                                              • 12250

                                                              #31
                                                              Originally posted by wal66
                                                              I don't notice any less but I do now realize that I undoubtedly am not forum funny. I thought I had a couple quality humorus post the past couple of days and they both went pretty much like tumble weed in a ghost town.

                                                              It's tough competing against that popular crowd.
                                                              It can be tough, wal. And posters can start leaving for elsewhere because of things like that. Same old people want to be the whole show.
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                                                              • SBR_John
                                                                SBR Posting Legend
                                                                • 07-12-05
                                                                • 16471

                                                                #32
                                                                I went 0-4 this weekend. Not in a very "funny" mood quite honestly. Liked Arizona tonight but had to stop. I'd be funny as hell if I was sitting at 4-0.
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                                                                • Reload
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                                                                  • 03-23-08
                                                                  • 12250

                                                                  #33
                                                                  Originally posted by SBR_John
                                                                  I went 0-4 this weekend. Not in a very "funny" mood quite honestly. Liked Arizona tonight but had to stop. I'd be funny as hell if I was sitting at 4-0.
                                                                  Losing streaks make the dreary time of year even worse for sure, John. I have been there - 2005 NFL was not good for me
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                                                                  • flyingillini
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                                                                    • 12-06-06
                                                                    • 41219

                                                                    #34
                                                                    God Bless The Mods at SBR
                                                                    המוסד‎
                                                                    המוסד למודיעין ולתפקידים מיוחדים‎
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                                                                    • pavyracer
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                                                                      • 04-12-07
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                                                                      #35
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