I didn't shit today

[Dad]

Normally, you can set the US Atomic Clock by my bowels.
I get up, get the coffee brewing, get the paper out of the driveway, make my cup of Joe, and barely make it to the shitter before I let loose.
That whole proccess takes like six minutes.....................then I camp out in the bathroom for about 30 minutes while nature takes its course.

Well, something went wrong today.
I did my usual routine...............nothing.
I even had a greazy breakfast and greazy lunch......................nothing.

Anyhoo, thanks for listening; this is important to me.

[Capybara]

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[Nicky Santoro]

i haven't shit in 3 days myself. very constipated..

anyhow, not a big shitter mind you.. i probably crap like 2 times a week at best.. very slow moving bowels i have..

[rm18]

you need more bacon pal

[Dad]

you need more bacon pal

Guess I'll have a bacon dinner and find a good place to unload.

I have a lot of bacon saved up in the freezer.

[pavyracer]

Eat some figs and prickly pears. Then you will never shit again.

[tacomax]

i haven't shit in 3 days myself. very constipated..

Nicky Santoro is full of shit? Who'd have thunk it?

[Nicky Santoro]

Nicky Santoro is full of shit? Who'd have thunk it?

alright fine.. i'll be a man and admit it...


good one...

[tltaylor89]

Eat a little taco bell then follow it up with exlaxs

[buztah]

Next time, catch that Second Wave and you`ll have no problems in future. http://forum.sbrforum.com/players-ta...cond-wave.html

[1st and Ten]

Not a good sign...go to the doctor

[Mudcat]

You need to employ a visualization exercise. Relax completely, close your eyes and imagine yourself going up in your bowels. Then release. See it and it will happen.

Be the poo . . .

Be the poo . . .

[Matt Rain]

75mg dose of benzoylmethylecgonine will take care of your problem.

[Richkas]

Milk of Magnesia......its very gentle

Ive been taking percocets like a mad man the past few months. Do the math.

[Irish Lumberjack]

come on over to buffalo i'll buy you a stinger! you'll be shittin in no time!

[Dad]

UPDATE:

I am back on schedule, kids!

[teaserpleaser]

100% whole grain whole wheat bread will help you guys (a couple slices a day)

[tullamore]

i haven't shit in 3 days myself. very constipated..

anyhow, not a big shitter mind you.. i probably crap like 2 times a week at best.. very slow moving bowels i have..

There's no need to shit when Onner eats out of it daily.

[betplom]

Milk of Magnesia......its very gentle

Ive been taking percocets like a mad man the past few months decades. Do the math.

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[Mudcat]

UPDATE:

I am back on schedule, kids!

Thank the lord god jesus baby god.

[jackpot269]

Dad glad to hear your back on a routine!! Now that the crisis is over go post some more in that wonderful thread you started !!!!!!!