Would you let a celebrity guy do you?

big joe 1212 · 12-02-09, 03:36 PM

Sam Odom · 12-02-09, 03:39 PM

Originally posted by CarpeDime

not true at all with women

sam odom if u really think that u might be gay son

i hate the chase it is stressful and expensive

the catch though, is AWESOME when u can finally feel on whatever u want, whenever u want, u can go to sleep and feel on a fat as* and fat bazooms and fukin chew on anything you want and put your face right on her as* if u want, when those gazoombs which have been so out of reach for so long are finally huge and being smushed right in youre face u know what i mean

sam odom u might be gay son if u dont know what im talking about

Jiggy Fly · 12-02-09, 03:40 PM

I have never once in my life asked myself this. WTF!!!

1st and Ten · 12-02-09, 03:40 PM

What a bizarre thread and poster

Immortality · 12-02-09, 03:43 PM

Team Ramrod · 12-02-09, 03:47 PM

what the hell

Nicky Santoro · 12-02-09, 03:47 PM

yes.

Immortality · 12-02-09, 03:48 PM

Originally posted by Nicky Santoro

yes.

Deuce · 12-02-09, 03:48 PM

Stick to pickin' winners instead of cocks out of your ass.

seaborneq · 12-02-09, 03:50 PM

Originally posted by buztah

Just so you could say, at Christmas parties or other functions, "yeah, I let Matt suck me off." You get the idea.

Brad Pitt?

Jack Black?

William Shatner?

Matthew McConaughey?

Owen Wilson?

What about famous athletes? Imagine how cool you would look right now if you had a good story about how Tiger swallowed your tapioca.

You really are barrelled in aren't you?

buztah · 12-02-09, 03:50 PM

Nicky, I knew I could count on you to be honest. These young guns and their fear of the "gay" label -- ha! Who cares? I would let any of the guys on that initial list, as well as many other male celebrities, do me. I bet every single one of these charlatans would jump at the opportunity to be with any famous man. They wouldn't even have to be good looking -- like Jude Law.

You would get to blow your load (the male mouth feels just as good as the female) and you'd have the best party story ever!

Boner_18 · 12-02-09, 03:52 PM

A-Rod, Roger Federer and David Bowie only.

Leverage · 12-02-09, 03:52 PM

Typical Republican...

Dad · 12-02-09, 04:22 PM

I'll throw johnny depp into the options.

Nicky Santoro · 12-02-09, 04:26 PM

but i do refuse William shatner cause he's too old and has gotten too fat.. oh.. and i also do refuse owen wilson, he looks too much like ellen degeneres.. no thanks.

and throw in george clooney in the mix... i love his bedroom eyes..

and i'm not gay either, not that there's anything wrong with it.

Jiggy Fly · 12-02-09, 05:24 PM

Originally posted by buztah

Just so you could say, at Christmas parties or other functions, "yeah, I let Matt suck me off." You get the idea. Brad Pitt? Jack Black? William Shatner? Matthew McConaughey? Owen Wilson? What about famous athletes? Imagine how cool you would look right now if you had a good story about how Tiger swallowed your tapioca.

Is your real name Richard Christy?

Nicky Santoro · 12-02-09, 05:28 PM

Originally posted by Jiggy Fly

Is your real name Richard Christy?

richie loves women only.. he don't get excited over any guy, unless his name is SAL..

tltaylor89 · 12-02-09, 05:30 PM

between this and those how to piss threads Buztah having serious thoughts just let JJ Gold bang you hes a star and he would njoy it

illmatick · 12-02-09, 06:13 PM

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Dad · 12-03-09, 01:22 PM

Celebrity doesn't make going gay any less gay.

BGS 9.5 · 12-03-09, 02:06 PM

Originally posted by Nicky Santoro

yes.

figures

emoney · 12-03-09, 02:13 PM

Fred Couples is the best looking man on the planet and I am willing to fight anybody who says otherwise. Having said that, there is no way that I would let him "do me."

emoney · 12-03-09, 02:20 PM

The only man I would consider having sex with is Serena Williams

obamaismyuncle · 12-03-09, 02:21 PM

Dad · 12-03-09, 08:25 PM

I am pretty secure in my sexuality as a straight guy (as opposed to starting threads like this, which reek of an inner homo trying desperately to break free) and as such, I can say that if I was forced into gay sex with a celebrity it would be Matt Damon...hands down.

Richkas · 12-03-09, 08:35 PM

no

sickler · 12-03-09, 09:12 PM

No dudes.

Don't judge me by that pic in the leather cowboy hat handcuffed to the slice of bread.

buztah · 12-04-09, 01:09 PM

Originally posted by Nicky Santoro

but i do refuse William shatner cause he's too old and has gotten too fat.. oh.. and i also do refuse owen wilson, he looks too much like ellen degeneres.. no thanks.

and throw in george clooney in the mix... i love his bedroom eyes..

and i'm not gay either, not that there's anything wrong with it.

Nicky, gun to your nuts -- you must bang one of em.

Ellen or Owen?