Do Gamblers Put Up A Christmas Tree?

[onthewhat]

I say the majority do not, and probably only 20% or less do. Wives, girlfriends, etc. do not count. Look at jjgold's video from last week, his "Christmas Tree" was a fukkin 2 inch ornament that was smaller than his prick

Gamblers do not bother with doing something so trivial as putting up a Christmas Tree. Why? First off they are not gonna fukkin spend $100 for that shit, gamblers are cheap as we learned yesterday. Secondly it takes a whole fukkin weekend to get it out, put it up, decorate it, etc. and the games are on. If you try to do that while you have bets going and the games on the fukkin tree will never get put up because it will be destroyed in the process or returned for gambling money that you just lost on the games.

Gamblers do not put up Christmas trees boys....but if your wife or girlfriend wants too that's fine, but don't use gambling money for it.

Watch, I bet Robyn put up the fukkin tree and Bread was in the other room gambling his ass off. Tell me I am right.

[Deuce]

Yes, one the size of their pricks.

[statnerds]

i bet everyday, does that qualify?

however, every year for the last 6 years, my wife and i get in a car and go cut down a live tree, Clark M.F.-ing Griswald style and lug that somabitch home. and now i get to take my son and build a tradition with that crazy little bastard. life is good!!!

i also rarely watch games i have positions on, except some primetime NFL or NCAAB, unless there is nothing on and i have zero chance of slappin some stank on my hang-low...

i must have a long way to go before i can label myself a gambler

[framboise]

"gamblers are cheap"

-wrong.

you can say some gamblers are cheap but not gamblers are cheap

tu généralises trop là.

[big joe 1212]

I was wondering how dumb would someone feel if they bought a fake tree at walmart 2 days before xmas, put it up, and then returned it for a refund after xmas?

walmart would have to take it back, correct?

I'd feel like to big of an ass to do it!

[Team Ramrod]

I do the Xmas tree and lights on the house and the whole 9 yards. I freakin love Christmas.

[jjgold]

LOL

This was first year I put up an exhibit like that, it is sharp but small.

[SlickFazzer]

Sometimes less is more...

[tltaylor89]

I use that 100 dollars on the Steelers

[ipickwinners]

fck noo

[Nicky Santoro]

yes damn right i do.. i love xmas and have always loved it. love the christmas carols.. love nat king cole, love frankie sinatra, love bing, love the xmas classics.. i get very emotional at this time and think of the great memories of xmas i had when i was a kid with my parents and big brother.. great memories and i keep them with me forever..

nothing better than listening to xmas songs while roasting chestnuts on an open fire and opening up gifts and watching it's a wonderful life on tv on xmas eve...


i love xmas. great memories.. but the only sad part about xmas is that it reminds us that another yr is over and we are all 1 yr older and life is going by..

[TomDwan]

Yes, love Christmas time.

[Willie Bee]

I say the majority do not, and probably only 20% or less do. Wives, girlfriends, etc. do not count.

Onner, do moms count as the etc. part of your theory?

[obamaismyuncle]

Yep Christmas tree and lights, here's a pic of the house from last year

[lakerboy]

yes damn right i do.. i love xmas and have always loved it. love the christmas carols.. love nat king cole, love frankie sinatra, love bing, love the xmas classics.. i get very emotional at this time and think of the great memories of xmas i had when i was a kid with my parents and big brother.. great memories and i keep them with me forever..

nothing better than listening to xmas songs while roasting chestnuts on an open fire and opening up gifts and watching it's a wonderful life on tv on xmas eve...


i love xmas. great memories.. but the only sad part about xmas is that it reminds us that another yr is over and we are all 1 yr older and life is going by..

[StraitShooter]

I say the majority do not, and probably only 20% or less do. Wives, girlfriends, etc. do not count. Look at jjgold's video from last week, his "Christmas Tree" was a fukkin 2 inch ornament that was smaller than his prick

[Shortstop]

Yes, we do every year!

[StraitShooter]

Must have

Last year I noticed the tinsel seemed to by disapearing from the bottom 2-3 feet of the tree

3-4 days later , Muffins our Schnauzer walked by with an inch of tinsel sticking out of her ass

I grabbed it as she ran in horror and about a two foot long piece of tinsel came out her ass..Mystery was solved

[Robyn]

We have cats, so a Christmas tree may be dangerous. We do have two large palm trees in our living room and I am planning to decorate them.

Christmas is NOT the same without snow. Two things that suck about Florida:

1. No snow for Christmas
2. Illegal Mexicans

[StraitShooter]

We have cats, so a Christmas tree may be dangerous. We do have two large palm trees in our living room and I am planning to decorate them.

Christmas is NOT the same without snow. Two things that suck about Florida:

1. No snow for Christmas
2. Illegal Mexicans

Kitty spews his mist of spunk on ya unseen..I dont like red Fred..Doggie better

[ezmoney]

Big Al says...

I enjoy X-mas: watching "It's A Wonderful Life," some porn, and a case of Pabst!

[cadillac pete]

I just love some of these topics...

[pinnerpsk]

I was wondering how dumb would someone feel if they bought a fake tree at walmart 2 days before xmas, put it up, and then returned it for a refund after xmas? walmart would have to take it back, correct? I'd feel like to big of an ass to do it!

I will give someone 50 SBR points if they post a return receipt from Walmart showing this the day after Xmas.

[LVHerbie]

True gamblers are in casinos on all major holiday... No reason for any of this Christmas tree silliness...

[treece]

It takes too much time to put up a tree and decorate.

[Willie Bee]

I have lights up around our front deck and in the oak that comes through the deck all year long. At this time of the year, they are Christmas lights; the rest of the year I call them 'landing lights' to guide me home through the woods after a drunken night of ping pong at the brother-in-laws.

[BGS 9.5]

I put one up every year, even decorate it. Will do so Saturday a.m. before games start.

[accuscoresucks]

hell no,about as close as i come is a snickers bar rapper w/holiday colors on it
or is that a rese's bar??

[Fishhead]

I put up three.............

[Richkas]

I put one up so I can get high late at night and stare at it.

[cadillac pete]

Maybe we can get a tree added to the SBR points redemption.

[Team Ramrod]

I was wondering how dumb would someone feel if they bought a fake tree at walmart 2 days before xmas, put it up, and then returned it for a refund after xmas?

walmart would have to take it back, correct?

I'd feel like to big of an ass to do it!

funny sh*t

[flyingillini]

I have never had a Christmas tree in my house as a youth or adult. It will never happen.

[lyon804]

I love the result of good decorating but prefer not to do it myself.

[cobalt king]

im a man I cut my own fukkin tree down and drag it home and make the woman decorate it