Best way to get rid of a cold?

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  • eidolon
    SBR Hall of Famer
    • 01-02-08
    • 9531

    #1
    Best way to get rid of a cold?
    I'm sick as hell. How do I get rid of this cold?
  • BrownTown
    SBR Wise Guy
    • 10-06-09
    • 624

    #2
    sexy-time
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    • themajormt
      SBR MVP
      • 07-30-08
      • 3964

      #3
      Vitamin C, echinacea, gatorade... Sleep... daily bj... in that order
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      • Enogsiwon
        Restricted User
        • 06-15-09
        • 4075

        #4
        Zi-cam
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        • Deuce
          BARRELED IN @ SBR!
          • 01-12-08
          • 29843

          #5
          Johnny Walker Red Label
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          • blittydeuce
            SBR Hall of Famer
            • 06-11-08
            • 5572

            #6
            Z-pak
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            • ClydeFontaine
              SBR Sharp
              • 11-09-09
              • 375

              #7
              Got a cold here as well. Lots of congestion.
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              • buztah
                SBR Hall of Famer
                • 03-23-07
                • 7470

                #8
                Find cat. Place lemon flavoured throat lozange in cat's mouth and clamp it shut with your hand so he will not spit it out. Lift cat's tail with other hand and suck on its azzhole until you can taste citrus.

                You're welcome.
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                • koby25
                  SBR MVP
                  • 10-14-08
                  • 1507

                  #9
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                  • Jiggy Fly
                    SBR MVP
                    • 05-02-08
                    • 1256

                    #10
                    Here's the real deal about a cold. You should never fight or try to get rid of a cold. Most people don't realize this. A cold is something that is trying to heal your body and you don't want to interrupt that by taking a drug or using some kind of herbal remedy that Aunt Lucy told you about. All that will do is get rid of the symptoms but whatever it was fighting is still there.

                    Here's what you want to do:

                    - Sleep your ass off!!! Stay in bed as much as possible. Don't do anything you don't have too. Cancel things that aren't that important, don't hang out with your friends and If you workout or exercise, take a break from that for a few days. If you can't do these, then just take it easy and try to sleep a little longer than usual.

                    - Eat better for a few days!!! Only eat fruits and veggies. Don't eat anything cooked unless it's steamed. Only eat when you're hungry and drink warm water.

                    I'm telling you guys, do the above and you will be feeling better in no time!!!
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                    • Sam Odom
                      SBR Aristocracy
                      • 10-30-05
                      • 58063

                      #11
                      Plenty of rest & liquids (non alcoholic). Eat peppers and foods prepared with peppers


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                      • BrownTown
                        SBR Wise Guy
                        • 10-06-09
                        • 624

                        #12
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                        • pokernut9999
                          SBR Posting Legend
                          • 07-25-07
                          • 12757

                          #13
                          Originally posted by buztah
                          Find cat. Place lemon flavoured throat lozange in cat's mouth and clamp it shut with your hand so he will not spit it out. Lift cat's tail with other hand and suck on its azzhole until you can taste citrus.

                          You're welcome.

                          Heard it works with a dog also.
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                          • buztah
                            SBR Hall of Famer
                            • 03-23-07
                            • 7470

                            #14
                            Originally posted by pokernut9999
                            Heard it works with a dog also.
                            That is a half-truth. Dogs should be utilized only for chicken pox or gout.
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                            • big joe 1212
                              SBR Posting Legend
                              • 06-01-08
                              • 19380

                              #15
                              Originally posted by buztah
                              Find cat. Place lemon flavoured throat lozange in cat's mouth and clamp it shut with your hand so he will not spit it out. Lift cat's tail with other hand and suck on its azzhole until you can taste citrus.

                              You're welcome.
                              where do you come up with this stuff?
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                              • buztah
                                SBR Hall of Famer
                                • 03-23-07
                                • 7470

                                #16
                                BJ, I am flattered but cannot take credit. Mathy has been feeding me some good laughs and letting me respond so as to help me build my case for a higher FPP (fee per post). Right now, SBR pays FPPs on a tiered basis and I am hoping to crack into the upper eschelon and make the big bucks in 2010.

                                I hope the accountants do not see this.
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                                • Dark Horse
                                  SBR Posting Legend
                                  • 12-14-05
                                  • 13764

                                  #17
                                  Prevention.

                                  I haven't had a cold in years. Used to get one every year. The difference? I bought a high quality colloidal silver machine. I brew that stuff, and take a sip every day. No more flues. The medical world doesn't want you to know, because their business is to sell expensive medicine.
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                                  • mathdotcom
                                    SBR Posting Legend
                                    • 03-24-08
                                    • 11689

                                    #18
                                    Stop sucking peckers
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                                    • daneblazer
                                      BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                      • 09-14-08
                                      • 27861

                                      #19
                                      Jager
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                                      • web_connect
                                        SBR Sharp
                                        • 04-24-09
                                        • 299

                                        #20
                                        I have a cold But I already had the flu this year. This is a walk in the park in comparison.
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                                        • StraitShooter
                                          SBR Posting Legend
                                          • 07-22-09
                                          • 10464

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by buztah
                                          Find cat. Place lemon flavoured throat lozange in cat's mouth and clamp it shut with your hand so he will not spit it out. Lift cat's tail with other hand and suck on its azzhole until you can taste citrus.

                                          You're welcome.
                                          Comment
                                          • StraitShooter
                                            SBR Posting Legend
                                            • 07-22-09
                                            • 10464

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by Jiggy Fly
                                            Here's the real deal about a cold. You should never fight or try to get rid of a cold. Most people don't realize this. A cold is something that is trying to heal your body and you don't want to interrupt that by taking a drug or using some kind of herbal remedy that Aunt Lucy told you about. All that will do is get rid of the symptoms but whatever it was fighting is still there.

                                            Here's what you want to do:

                                            - Sleep your ass off!!! Stay in bed as much as possible. Don't do anything you don't have too. Cancel things that aren't that important, don't hang out with your friends and If you workout or exercise, take a break from that for a few days. If you can't do these, then just take it easy and try to sleep a little longer than usual.

                                            - Eat better for a few days!!! Only eat fruits and veggies. Don't eat anything cooked unless it's steamed. Only eat when you're hungry and drink warm water.

                                            I'm telling you guys, do the above and you will be feeling better in no time!!!
                                            very good jigabus
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                                            • Richkas
                                              SBR Posting Legend
                                              • 02-03-08
                                              • 19396

                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by eidolon
                                              I'm sick as hell. How do I get rid of this cold?

                                              Eat some pussy
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                                              • philswin
                                                SBR MVP
                                                • 04-18-07
                                                • 1279

                                                #24
                                                Painkiller,Massage, Gatorade
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                                                • 20Four7
                                                  SBR Hall of Famer
                                                  • 04-08-07
                                                  • 6703

                                                  #25
                                                  Neo Citron and lots of alcohol.... the daily bj part won't help but it won't hurt either.
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