Women cannot resist a man in uniform
Most of you know that Buzzy was hired as a mall security guard. Well, there's a gal (mixed mochaccino type -- creamy tan skin -- phuckalicious) that works in cosmetics at a major department store who I really must have. I have walked by her counter several times for "surveillance purposes" but she is always too busy to notice me -- applying make-up on some fat bitch who needs the gym far more than the latest Laurel products.
I have a plan. A buddy is coming by (I gave him a stack of free sandwich coupons I lifted from the cafeteria while doing my rounds last night -- good deal for him) and will lift one of those cologne sampler bottles and put it in his coat pocket.
I will grab him in front of her and make a big scene. "Busted, you stupid phuck! Come with me!" I'll aggressively manhandle him -- take his arm, rotate it around his back and lead him away. I might punch him a couple times in the ribs, just to sell this. He's chunky so he should have no problem absorbing a shot or two. He'll piss off, once we're out of sight, and I'll return the cologne to this chick. I'm thinkin' she'll be so impressed with my manliness that she will be putty in my hands.
This will be more effective in this context than The Mercy Flirt ( http://forum.sbrforum.com/players-ta...ce-1932-a.html ) as we are talking about a high end environment here.
Need you boys to pray for this to go well today.
I have a plan. A buddy is coming by (I gave him a stack of free sandwich coupons I lifted from the cafeteria while doing my rounds last night -- good deal for him) and will lift one of those cologne sampler bottles and put it in his coat pocket.
I will grab him in front of her and make a big scene. "Busted, you stupid phuck! Come with me!" I'll aggressively manhandle him -- take his arm, rotate it around his back and lead him away. I might punch him a couple times in the ribs, just to sell this. He's chunky so he should have no problem absorbing a shot or two. He'll piss off, once we're out of sight, and I'll return the cologne to this chick. I'm thinkin' she'll be so impressed with my manliness that she will be putty in my hands.
This will be more effective in this context than The Mercy Flirt ( http://forum.sbrforum.com/players-ta...ce-1932-a.html ) as we are talking about a high end environment here.
Need you boys to pray for this to go well today.
