The Velcro Effect

lyon804 · 12-01-09, 03:35 PM

Originally posted by buztah

Let's hear your most effective solution, aside from abstinence, for the post self gratifaction sticky vibes we men get. You know what I mean. Every time I rub one out, I wash up real good n all afterwards but I inevitably awake in the middle of the night to take a wiz only to find my pecker glued to my undies. Scientologists refer to this as "the velcro effect." It is a nuisance.

How do we overcome this problem, boys?

Hello Buztah!

Welcome Back. I personally use warm water on hand towel to get rid of this problem afterwards. You must make sure you pick ur dick and balls up and apply pressure liberally to get rid of the *** juices.

buztah · 12-02-09, 06:48 PM

Lyon, that is a good tip but not 100% effective as there is always a tiny bit of leakage long after climax and initial cleanup. Inevitably, I end up with my pee pee hole crazy glued to my undies. I need something more than the jiz rag.

1st and Ten · 12-02-09, 06:51 PM

13th Inning · 12-02-09, 09:49 PM

I've had relative success with plugging the hole with a Tic-Tac and letting all the leakage dry up on the inside. After a couple of hours, take out the Tic-Tac (you can eat it if you want, but I'd say no) and then dig out the crust with an unfolded paper clip.

Matt Rain · 12-02-09, 09:50 PM

Jesus **** 13th.

1st and Ten · 12-02-09, 09:52 PM

oh boy

buztah · 12-02-09, 09:59 PM

Originally posted by 13th Inning

I've had relative success with plugging the hole with a Tic-Tac and letting all the leakage dry up on the inside. After a couple of hours, take out the Tic-Tac (you can eat it if you want, but I'd say no) and then dig out the crust with an unfolded paper clip.

SBR John, hire this man!

13th Inning · 12-02-09, 10:03 PM

It's tough to learn these things the hard way, so we all must persevere.