The Second Wave

[buztah]

In this day n age, we homosapiens are always strapped for time. We do our banking on-line or speeding through the drive-thru. We skip foreplay and just **** that pussy! We don't jiggle the excess piss off our kok. It's ridiculous.

Lately, I've noticed an alarming trend whilst sitting in the stalls and a guy sits adjacent to me. He will pinch off a load (Wave 1), stand wipe his ass, zip up and leave.

What the hell ever happened to The Second Wave, people? If you sit for another minute or two, there will always be a further extension of the bowel movement, helping you to expel all the feces that was waiting in queue. This is healthy. Leaving that Second Wave will lead to hardening of the feces and make your next visit to the washroom a painful one. Piles anyone?

Take time out of your busy lives to enjoy the simple pleasures. Catch that Second Wave next time and surf your way to robust health!


Dr. Buzzy

[onthewhat]

Thanks for the tip. Your previous tip on the angle of your body when shitting has worked wonders.

[betplom]

[Mudcat]

No I have to speak up on behalf of the one wave people.

I personally have operated in one wave for years. There is no subsequent hardening and pain. No piles. We are well-oiled, high-functioning poop machines.

You would be better to question your own situation. Why is there an interruption in flow? What is the hold-up? Are there fibre issues? Possibly even sphincter issues?


No, one wave is the way to go. Don't hate us because we're beautiful.

[Irish Lumberjack]

one wave in public should be the norm

[buztah]

Thanks for the tip. Your previous tip on the angle of your body when shitting has worked wonders.

^^^^^ This is why they pay me to post.

[jackpot269]

After a night of heaving drinking and stopping by the Krystal at 3am and eating 6 or 7 of those marvelous square burgers with fries one wave ( at first hoping you make it to the throne before it runs out )and then a little later- back quickly and unexpectedly for a second wave that you could run through a strainer !!!!!!!!!

[keyboarding]

No I have to speak up on behalf of the one wave people. I personally have operated in one wave for years. There is no subsequent hardening and pain. No piles. We are well-oiled, high-functioning poop machines. You would be better to question your own situation. Why is there an interruption in flow? What is the hold-up? Are there fibre issues? Possibly even sphincter issues? No, one wave is the way to go. Don't hate us because we're beautiful.

[Chi_archie]

I like a good 3rd wave whilst reading some informational and entertaining literature