Name SBR's top 5 whack jobs...

[Bread]

I'd like to add Daneblazer. What a kook!

[paco]

i called Amby and JJ gold from the stadium with all the hooligans make videos with guns and ski masks and i dont make it? Deucy what the **** ?

i was just looking for this vid pal, is it not on anymore? link it here

[pavyracer]

Typical chicken soccer hooligan. Going to the stadium with a ski mask so the cops won't see his face when he is misbehaving.

Grow some balls man.

[paco]

[MonkeyF0cker]

these lists are the same people making lists of themselves over and over again

Whose list are you on then, "daneblazer?"

[SSLP]

Typical chicken soccer hooligan. Going to the stadium with a ski mask so the cops won't see his face when he is misbehaving. Grow some balls man.

So pavy .. what happend . are you not a pop star anymore?

[Robyn]

Here are my thoughts in red.

5. Bread-Mother fukker means well but has some screws lose. All around top notch guy though. I love this guy more than my luggage, but he wishes misery on all when he is losing. The only thing Bread has going for him is stamina and a giant cock.

4. Robyn-No other female would ever take the lumping she does and sticks around, marries bread, has infatuations with Peter, jjgold, jungle man, and rogue juror. Nuff said. True, true, true and true. Probably not enough to win 'Female of the Year'.

3. Shanty-Guy is ruthless, we all love his material. Brings a great "lol" to my mornings. I really enjoy his one liners, they are like nothing I have ever heard of before. Deuce, shanty is an amazing being. The only thing I could compare him to in "guy terms" would be Pheobe Cates boobs in Fast Times at Ridgemont High.

2. Richkas- Beer swigging, coke snorting, rock smoking, weed rolling, bigot. His pimp hands strong though, always talking about belting broads in the face. Uncle Richie is the inappropriate touchy-feely racist uncle every woman wishes a slow and painful cancer filled death upon.
Sorry Uncle Richie xoxo

1. jjgold- the stories this guy pieces together always leave posters . His material changes daily and often times he doesn't stick to stories of the past. He is a pathological liar and a social deviant. He has no shame, dances around with his 2.4 inch prick on video for the world to see, not to mention the "unit" from 1982 he glues to his dome. What a sicko. I really don't understand why more women do not find this guy attractive. The anger, the rage, the jealousy...what more could a woman want in a man??

Honorable Mention-

Rake922-jizzes in his pant leg while jerking his prick in fear of getting semen on his hands. Rake's inquisitive nature is endearing. I think he has asked me Bread's shoe size and the age of my father vs. my mother at the very least six times in chat over the last year.

Buztah-Just watch a video of his. This guy reminds me of a serial killer. His rage and bi-sexual proclivities give me comfort that sexual perverts exist not only in the United States, but also in Canada...

[cobalt king]

you guys really dont know me yet as i havent posted much but give it time and ill be up there. Ryanspeer made the top five and im his best friend and hell tell you im way crazier not that im proud of it

[Bread]

Cobalt get crackin. We need more whack jobs around here!

[sickler]

Bread Robyn Sickler Loshak Paver Would not want to be around any as it would hurt my image.

What if you and I wore matching rugs?

[Robyn]

What if you and I wore matching rugs?

Sicky, I would love to see a video of you putting a portion of that dead animal rug on your floor to use. If you cut a few inches out, I am sure it would never know the difference. Do it for the good of SBR. You aren't called "The Sick One" for nothing!

[blittydeuce]

So....I heard Rake can only jerk off into a certain brand of tissue paper, but you put pant leg.
Which one is it

[Robyn]

Actually, with Rake, I believe it is either a sock or a tissue condom that he prefers.

[BadNina]

My list....in no particular order


1. Eggnog....really, do I need to say more? How are those Patriots treating ya today, Mr. Egg King?

2. Shamswoof.....able to read bra sizes via sound waves from the internets, moon landing was faked, the leader of all conspiracy groups (except one that I know of)

3. Fiveteamer...rarely can go 48 hours without being banned.

2. Buztah...Has some great recipes but I am with Robyn on the serial killer thing. But nothing but love for ya Buzzy.

1. Pags...yes supposedly the Pags name is vanished from here but does anyone really think he is gone? Way toooooo many new people still pop up asking where is that awesome internet celebrity.

[CarpeDime]

The only thing Bread has going for him is stamina and a giant cock.

i THOUGHT SIZE DOESNT MATTER!! NOW YOUR SAYING IT DOES??

[Robyn]

i THOUGHT SIZE DOESNT MATTER!! NOW YOUR SAYING IT DOES??

Calm down there, Carpe Dimez. It doesn't matter if your name isn't Bread.

[Cougar Bait]

I go into movies thinking, we're performing, but with interviews, we're pretending to be completely real. I just can't get my head around it. And the things we say could permanently shape our personas. I mean, tell me that's not a little odd! And because I think that's odd, people think I'm odd. And that's strange. Know what I'm saying?

[1st and Ten]

[sickler]

Sicky, I would love to see a video of you putting a portion of that dead animal rug on your floor to use. If you cut a few inches out, I am sure it would never know the difference. Do it for the good of SBR. You aren't called "The Sick One" for nothing!

That dead animal has been in my possession intact for approximately 15 yrs. Impossible to describe how warm and comfy it is on a cold winter night. It would be like slicing off part of my finger.

Besides, I've never priced it, but it's rather rare. I like it so it's not going anywhere, but it is prolly worth a bit.

Would you settle for a rock star wig? I have one of those...

[Bread]

Would you settle for a rock star wig? I have one of those...

[Deuce]

Actually, with Rake, I believe it is either a sock or a tissue condom that he prefers.

It has been said on the internets elsewhere that he is a fan of jerking off into his pant leg which I find much more disturbing than a tissue or sock.

[pico]

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