Fishhead - have you ever used food stamps before?

sickler · 11-30-09, 09:48 PM

tltaylor89 · 11-30-09, 09:49 PM

He tried to use them at Panera Bread

tacomax · 11-30-09, 09:50 PM

Welcome to the forum, Jason Seaver.

poker_dummy101 · 11-30-09, 09:58 PM

well that just made my fukkin night since the pats arent.

Reload · 11-30-09, 09:58 PM

Originally posted by tltaylor89

He tried to use them at Panera Bread

Fishhead · 11-30-09, 10:19 PM

No, I don't use the postal service often and when I do I use collectible stamps with butterflies and military stuff.

StraitShooter · 11-30-09, 10:34 PM

Ive never seen a food stamp in my life..

but if they gave me some..

I would proudly stand in a line at the super market with 3 hot babes in front of me and 3 behind me and use them with no shame

Unless they pay my mortgage or put food on my table I dont give a crap what anyone thinks

damn..saints scored again

MonkeyF0cker · 11-30-09, 10:40 PM

Not only is this Fishhead guy fukkin sharp, but he's a funny mother fukker too. Did you see how he turned food stamps into postal stamps? Did anyone get that?!? Holy shit! I was rolling! How does he come up with that shit? WHO WOULD THINK OF THAT?!? AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! OMG. I CAN'T STOP!! MY SIDES!! OWIE!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Robyn · 11-30-09, 10:41 PM

Any distant relation to Alex P. Keaton?

Cougar Bait · 11-30-09, 10:43 PM

tltaylor89 · 11-30-09, 10:43 PM

ROFL hes been selling those foor stamps to play the penny slots

Cougar Bait · 11-30-09, 10:44 PM

Originally posted by Robyn

Any distant relation to Alex P. Keaton?

APK is a standup guy. But he listened to too much Eddie Money.

GELATINOUS CUBE · 11-30-09, 11:01 PM

I think having a huge farm in Iowa and an SUV disqualifies you.

Here people use them to buy car loads of chips, candy, and sodas and then they sell them at their stores in Mexico.

I mean I eat a lot of junk food, so I can tell a fellow junk-food-aholic and I'm just not buying what some of these people swipe for as for personal use.

reno cool · 12-01-09, 12:13 AM

don't think they have actual paper food stamps anymore.

GELATINOUS CUBE · 12-01-09, 12:21 AM

Nah, you interview, go through orientation.

THEN THEY GIVE YOU A CARD CALLED EBT (IN CAL).
MOST PEOPLE GET $200/ MONTH TO BUY WHATEVER AT MAJOR GROCERY STORES, EXCEPT ALCHOHOL AND SHAT.

YOU'RE NET WORTH HAS TO BE UNDER $2000.

SO BASICALLY, ALL OF US HARD WORKING FUGGERS GET MALNOURISHED, WHILE THE TOTAL LOSERS GET FREE FOOD.

I'M BUYING RAMEN WITH MY SHOW DOUGH FROM THE TRACK BEHIND SOME LADY BUYING A BASKET FULL OF GROCERIES, BECAUSE, WELL THAT'S HOW IT IS

sickler · 12-01-09, 12:24 AM

I don't think we have that in Canada.

There are food banks where the hard up can go for some free groceries. I'm not sure if they have to prove their dire financial situation....could have cheap people lining up for free grub.

tacomax · 12-01-09, 02:25 AM

What are the odds that Fishhead has booked a ticket to Canada with the biggest fukkin' suitcases known to man?

20Four7 · 12-01-09, 03:14 AM

Originally posted by sickler

I don't think we have that in Canada.

There are food banks where the hard up can go for some free groceries. I'm not sure if they have to prove their dire financial situation....could have cheap people lining up for free grub.

Sickler you don't have to prove anything. You can go in and get stuff. But it will be a cold day in Hell before I go to the food bank and take stuff I don't need. For those who do I hope you rot in hell. I may not have a lot but feeding myself ranks up there as important.

obamaismyuncle · 12-01-09, 04:02 AM

Fishead claims to have over 300 Royal Flushes in his lifetime. LOL.