Why would this make someone angry?

acarmelo1 · 11-30-09, 03:52 PM

it was a funny joke until you went to the PA system, then it was humilating

smitch124 · 11-30-09, 03:55 PM

People don't like hearing raccoons getting dissed.

Jerm3462 · 11-30-09, 04:19 PM

Originally posted by Dad

Today at work I was talking to my colleague who I will refer to as 'Bill' for this question. Anyway we ended up going to the bathroom at the same time, me to urinate, him to crap. As I was standing at the urinal the foul odor from his crap quickly filled the room and it was awful. So I quickly left the bathroom and ran out into the office screaming "Don't go in the bathroom anyone! Bill's got diarrhea! If you go in their Your gonna pass out!" Than I got on the office PA system and said "attention everyone! Don't go into the bathroom! Bill is taking a crap that smells so vile you would think a raccoon crawled up his ass and died!" Bill was absolutely furious with me but I don’t understand why, I thought it was pretty funny, and I was being nice to the other folks by warning them.

Seriously, does he have a reason to be mad at me?

Yes, as we have all had bouts of mudbutt.

Dad · 11-30-09, 06:39 PM

Oh well, he had it coming to him. He always goes to the bathroom to take a dump about 2 hours into the work day. I feel that noone should ever take dump at work unless it is absolutely necessary. Always plan ahead, take your dump at home.

pavyracer · 11-30-09, 06:41 PM

not funny

btraband · 11-30-09, 06:45 PM

no comment

podunk · 11-30-09, 10:38 PM

haha

podunk · 11-30-09, 10:38 PM

good stuff

Jimmy0607 · 11-30-09, 10:44 PM

Funny as hell

tltaylor89 · 11-30-09, 10:45 PM

I would have had to leave for lunch i would have been laughing so hard

nobs · 11-30-09, 10:48 PM

I agree Dad, you should take a dump at home unless it a total emergency.

I once worked with a guy who would come in grab a cup of coffee and go take a shit first thing EVERY GD morning. That is true. The bathroom stank for 2-3 hours every morning. I often wondered if he even had a damn toilet at home. Why in hell would anyone choose to take a crap at work, in what was pretty much a public bathroom.

He did it every morning like clockwork. I worked there for 6 years and never once took a crap there --- never once. I think you were kind of joking with your story but it touched a nerve. My story is true and it has been 5 years ago and it still pisses me off.

stevek173 · 11-30-09, 10:49 PM

Calling Shannanigans on you here Dad, even though you are one of my favorite posters. If the guy has to poo, he has to poo. It's not like he farted in the common area of the office. People do their business in the bathroom regardless of your feelings, it is there for a reason.

podunk · 11-30-09, 10:50 PM

people should never deuce in public

Robyn · 11-30-09, 10:56 PM

Dad, how old are you? Are you really a dad? Just curious.

Dad · 12-01-09, 05:41 PM

Originally posted by Robyn

Dad, how old are you? Are you really a dad? Just curious.

You don't know?

We already went over this with Mr. Gold.

Dad · 12-01-09, 05:44 PM

Anyway, Bill told me that the reason he got so upset is that taking a dump is like jerking off. It's a private moment in a person's life that doesn't need to be advertised anywhere. He says taking a dump is a very private, personal matter, and one of the few things in life that are both socially acceptable and socially taboo at the same time. We tell people that we're going to go and take a shitt, but nobody ever asks us about it because we all know what it means. It's also why we're fascinated with stuff like this.

I dont care. I got Bill good this time.

HAPPY BOY · 12-01-09, 05:53 PM

People need to courtesy flush. 4 or 5 times as needed. Don't let your bowl winders almost touch your ass before you flush. You drop you flush. Drop+flush Drop+flush repeat as needed. No problem. Bathroom ediquet 101.

acarmelo1 · 12-01-09, 06:11 PM

Originally posted by HAPPY BOY

People need to courtesy flush. 4 or 5 times as needed. Don't let your bowl winders almost touch your ass before you flush. You drop you flush. Drop+flush Drop+flush repeat as needed. No problem. Bathroom ediquet 101.

Alot of water spent there!!!

Water is running out guys!!!!

HAPPY BOY · 12-01-09, 06:20 PM

Originally posted by acarmelo1

Alot of water spent there!!!

Water is running out guys!!!!

No Way A they got these new high tech water purification systems (they dont tell the public) they super purify toilet water once they take the doodie and tampons out it goes back into the water fountain.

MartinBlank · 12-01-09, 07:12 PM

I don't get it.

Should I?

HAPPY BOY · 12-01-09, 08:07 PM

Originally posted by MartinBlank

I don't get it.

Should I?

give me two points and Ill explain it...... oh never mind

BestPlay2day · 12-01-09, 08:22 PM

If it's just a bunch of guys you work with then it's funny. If there are women at your workplace, especially good looking young girls than it would be embarrassing for Bill. He's probably going to get you back sometime soon.