Pimike is this your church?

[Bread]

Robyn and I were taking a stroll through downtown St. Pete yesterday and came upon this church sign. I got an image of God karate chopping anyone who was misbehaved and it made me giggle a little bit.

Then again, it coulda just been the AM Bloody Mary I just drank as well.

[Mudcat]

Peace be with you Bread. And if that doesn't work out, kick some fukking ass.

[smitch124]

jeez these people ever hear of M,W, F?

[Mudcat]

If they want to be competitive with The Church of Chuck Norris they will definitely need a more comprehensive martial arts program.

[Bread]

We welcome you....HIYA!!!!

[pavyracer]

Guys this is an anagram for DO KATE NOW. Being a church they couldn't make it too obvious.

[pimike]

Nice one Bread! Now you guys be nice. Bread knows what I can do if you get out of line.

[Bread]

Mike does your church teach tae kwon do? That would just be one more reason for people to fear you.