Buzzy hired as Mall Security Guard

[buztah]

Saw a guy shoplifting and turned him in -- told the manager I can spot a thief every time (Mathy, I apologize if that was you). Hired me on the spot. Boys, if I play this right, I might never have to gamble again. Lots of high end stuff here. I am posting now from their break room. I have only been here 45 minutes (spostah break every 4 hours -- I don't give a phuck) and already have acquired several itmes I will pawn later.

You gotta keep your eyes open, players, and you will see opportunities everywhere.

I will have to remember to delete cookies and dump all temporary internet files, etc after this post.

[pico]

now go beat up some teenagers

[MrMonkey]

Dr. Buzzy, let me know your whereabouts, I'll send you a big cheese basket for the holidays!

[sickler]

"spot a thief every time"

Shifty eyes and hands in pockets.

[accuscoresucks]

LOL

[SSLP]

Saw a guy shoplifting and turned him in -- told the manager I can spot a thief every time (Mathy, I apologize if that was you). Hired me on the spot. Boys, if I play this right, I might never have to gamble again. Lots of high end stuff here. I am posting now from their break room. I have only been here 45 minutes (spostah break every 4 hours -- I don't give a phuck) and already have acquired several itmes I will pawn later. You gotta keep your eyes open, players, and you will see opportunities everywhere. I will have to remember to delete cookies and dump all temporary internet files, etc after this post.

solid post

[ZetaPsi808]

yeah buzzy! get an iphone so you can check scores while youre watching those thieves!

[pavyracer]

go get them cowboy

[dmtrader]

Really moving up the career ladder there, Buzz

[Richkas]

I love going shopping. All the good looking pussy

[buztah]

Really moving up the career ladder there, Buzz

DM, I am an opportunist.

[buztah]

I love going shopping. All the good looking pussy

Rickay! You gotta come to the Eaton Centre next time you are in Toronto. You will not be disappointed. I have taken 3 bathroom breaks already today. The first was for 2 minutes, the second for 6 minutes and the third, just now, for 18 minutes (third one takes a lil longer to rub out). Must replenish fluids now. Saw some egg nog in the break room fridge.

[betplom]

Rickay! You gotta come to the Eaton Centre next time you are in Toronto. You will not be disappointed. I have taken 3 bathroom breaks already today. The first was for 2 minutes, the second for 6 minutes and the third, just now, for 18 minutes (third one takes a lil longer to rub out). Must replenish fluids now. Saw some egg nog in the break room fridge.

[Indecent]

Saw a guy shoplifting and turned him in -- told the manager I can spot a thief every time (Mathy, I apologize if that was you). Hired me on the spot. Boys, if I play this right, I might never have to gamble again. Lots of high end stuff here. I am posting now from their break room. I have only been here 45 minutes (spostah break every 4 hours -- I don't give a phuck) and already have acquired several itmes I will pawn later.

You gotta keep your eyes open, players, and you will see opportunities everywhere.

I will have to remember to delete cookies and dump all temporary internet files, etc after this post.

You typed this from a work computer? Better hope there is no keylogger installed.

I've done enough small company contract work to know more companies have computer surveillance software installed than you might think. Good luck, hope it doesn't turn out bad.

[rookie]

You just got hired at the right time...Christmas time. Watch the movie - Bad Santa for potential windfall (and pitfall).

[buztah]

Rookie, you mistake me for an amatuer. I do not need movies. I am already well on my way to running this place. Already have several higher ups caught phucking on camera. I now have an ace up my sleeve and will play it when I need leverage.