Mathy's Twelve Days of Christmas: Natural Peckerhancement

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  • mathdotcom
    SBR Posting Legend
    • 03-24-08
    • 11689

    #1
    Mathy's Twelve Days of Christmas: Natural Peckerhancement
    Have you ever seen those Indian guys who extend the length of their neck by progressively putting more and more tight rings around their neck? I am going to begin a 26 day trial of this on my pecker starting tomorrow until Christmas.

    GOAL: Enhance length and durability of pecker.

    Nov30: Pushups. Let gravity do its work.
    Dec1-5: Pushups with one cock ring applied to base.
    Dec6-10: Pushups with two cock rings applied to base. Every 2 hours applying olive oil to cock and stretching and pulling, stretching and pulling.
    Dec11-15: Pushups with two cock rings applied to base. Every 2 hours applying olive oil to cock and stretching and pulling, stretching and pulling. Go to one of those rowing machines at the gym, put it on lowest setting, and attach pecker to the handlebar. Gentle movements, nothing serious yet.
    Dec. 16-20: Usual routine, lots of jumping jacks, let it flap around and extend. Add 3rd cock ring.
    Dec. 20-24: One more cock ring, usual routine, but change row machine setting to level 2. Time is running out.
    Dec. 25: Be proud of what you've accomplished. Take cock rings off. Go to gym - but not to work out. Just get naked and walk around the locker room. Guys will notice but pretend not to notice. You will lose badly at grabazz this week but that is for good reason.

    Guys it's important to always be setting goals for yourself and to create concrete plans for carrying them out. I have always been small and insecure about it but I am not going to let that stop me from becoming a below average to average sized man down there.

    Merry Christmas,
    Mathy
  • mathdotcom
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    • 03-24-08
    • 11689

    #2
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    • B1GER1C828
      SBR Posting Legend
      • 07-31-07
      • 10244

      #3
      dumbest thread on sbr?
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      • whatsgood5
        Restricted User
        • 10-13-09
        • 15359

        #4
        Originally posted by B1GER1C828
        dumbest thread on sbr?
        Or smartest? Let us know the results mathy
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        • flyingillini
          SBR Aristocracy
          • 12-06-06
          • 41219

          #5
          Mathy is a legend around here.
          המוסד‎
          המוסד למודיעין ולתפקידים מיוחדים‎
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          • mathdotcom
            SBR Posting Legend
            • 03-24-08
            • 11689

            #6
            It is natural to expect backlash from people posting goals publicly on a forum. They are jealous about being stuck in a rut and project this anger on others.
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            • Masu485
              SBR Hall of Famer
              • 08-14-08
              • 7700

              #7
              when their necks elongate, they don't gain any volume, they are stretched but skinnier.

              and it's better to have a shorter dick w/ a bit of girth than a long sad snake
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              • MonkeyF0cker
                SBR Posting Legend
                • 06-12-07
                • 12144

                #8
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                • MonkeyF0cker
                  SBR Posting Legend
                  • 06-12-07
                  • 12144

                  #9
                  In case you're looking to save a few pennies along the way, mathy...

                  It's where I shop for my cockrings. Great deals.
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                  • betplom
                    SBR Posting Legend
                    • 09-20-06
                    • 13444

                    #10
                    Originally posted by Masu485
                    when their necks elongate, they don't gain any volume, they are stretched but skinnier.

                    and it's better to have a shorter dick w/ a bit of girth than a long sad snake
                    Agreed, most of my previous ladyfriends have commented positively on the girth of my member.
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                    • mathdotcom
                      SBR Posting Legend
                      • 03-24-08
                      • 11689

                      #11
                      Originally posted by MonkeyF0cker

                      Monkey I bet you ordered a whole box you hung fukk
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                      • buztah
                        SBR Hall of Famer
                        • 03-23-07
                        • 7470

                        #12
                        Phucken classsic mathy post!

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                        • pavyracer
                          SBR Aristocracy
                          • 04-12-07
                          • 82899

                          #13
                          classic, legendary, the work of a hero..
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                          • mathdotcom
                            SBR Posting Legend
                            • 03-24-08
                            • 11689

                            #14
                            Update: Things are looking good, I feel a bit more bulky in that area but think its just the cockring.

                            Paver don't suffer in silence
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                            • mathdotcom
                              SBR Posting Legend
                              • 03-24-08
                              • 11689

                              #15
                              Boys things are going better than expected
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