Tiger Woods will become the next pathetically bankrupt **.Hammer.Dumb ass!

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  • BrentCrude
    SBR MVP
    • 11-16-05
    • 4665

    #1
    Tiger Woods will become the next pathetically bankrupt **.Hammer.Dumb ass!
    The mistress he screwed around with has to be the most expensive piece of ass in the history of mankind where she will bring down his empire.I would have put him having an affair and ruining his life at a million to one odds easily.He sure didn't bring his A game with him the night he decided to screw her.He might as well have just picked out of a hat the craziest and zaniest things to do to ruin his life.Jump off the Empire State building,kill his mom,kill the president with a golf club on the course,blow away the family at the Thanksgiving dinner.etc.etc.He just so happened to pick, have an affair out of the hat.Where the hell was his caddy Steve or the ghost of his mind controling dad to put the kaibosh on his horniness?

    With him having an affair,doesn't it make looking at the betting menu some weekend matching Detroit against New Orleans-St.Louis against Indianapolis-Cleveland against New England all at +1000 look like a mortal lock, moneyline dog, 6 leg parlay with the overs on totals.From here on out I would say anything is possible and no one should be ridiculed for betting on or predicting anything.
  • DwightShrute
    SBR Aristocracy
    • 01-17-09
    • 103725

    #2
    too early to say Brent and we still don't know all that happened. Tiger is no ** Hammer though, that is certain. No?
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    • rjt721
      SBR Hall of Famer
      • 02-06-07
      • 7929

      #3
      Difference 1 of 23,230 between Tiger and Hammer - Tiger has talent.
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      • Doc JS
        SBR Hall of Famer
        • 09-15-06
        • 6885

        #4
        it's hard to blow through a BILLION dollars...that's Billion with a B...

        You know he had a pre-nup...So, while I'm sure it will cost him SOME $$$, he's no ** Hammer...

        Doc
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        • beach nut
          SBR Wise Guy
          • 03-18-09
          • 589

          #5
          Why does every black person with money remind you of ** Hammer? Watch too much VH1?
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          • clonecat
            SBR MVP
            • 08-29-05
            • 1225

            #6
            Tiger isn't black he is Cablinasian
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            • Fishhead
              SBR Aristocracy
              • 08-11-05
              • 40179

              #7
              Least of his worries.......he could be in the slammer within 5 years............who knows what this kid is hiding in his closet.
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              • SBR_John
                SBR Posting Legend
                • 07-12-05
                • 16471

                #8
                He would need at least 10 divorces and a lot of bad investments to TKO his stash. Not happening. He is known as very tight, barely tips. Even his house is only worth $2.4 mil. Which is 2.2 more than mine but hardly a house for a billionaire.
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                • Doc JS
                  SBR Hall of Famer
                  • 09-15-06
                  • 6885

                  #9
                  Originally posted by Fishhead
                  Least of his worries.......he could be in the slammer within 5 years............who knows what this kid is hiding in his closet.
                  Fish,
                  Please...this kinda post is beneath you...

                  If you're gonna make a patently absurd statement like this please back it up with whatever you have masquerding as proof...

                  Doc
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                  • Fishhead
                    SBR Aristocracy
                    • 08-11-05
                    • 40179

                    #10
                    Originally posted by Doc JS
                    Fish,
                    Please...this kinda post is beneath you...

                    If you're gonna make a patently absurd statement like this please back it up with whatever you have masquerding as proof...

                    Doc


                    Always thought the kid had a sly attitude.

                    Look, I'm closer to being in the slammer then Tiger and you don't and WILL NOT see me out chasing ugly mistresses and running over fire hydrants and slamming into trees........IN MY OWN DRIVEWAY NO LESS!!!

                    Geezus
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                    • Fishhead
                      SBR Aristocracy
                      • 08-11-05
                      • 40179

                      #11
                      Originally posted by SBR_John
                      He would need at least 10 divorces and a lot of bad investments to TKO his stash. Not happening. He is known as very tight, barely tips. Even his house is only worth $2.4 mil. Which is 2.2 more than mine but hardly a house for a billionaire.
                      This post is just one example displaying your wizardry.

                      SPOT ON!
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                      • Doc JS
                        SBR Hall of Famer
                        • 09-15-06
                        • 6885

                        #12
                        Originally posted by Fishhead


                        Always thought the kid had a sly attitude.
                        I don't know if he's "sly" or not...I do think he's a very private person. I do think he very much likes to control/spin his PR. But that's not unlike a lot of famous people.

                        Originally posted by Fishhead
                        Look, I'm closer to being in the slammer then Tiger and you don't and WILL NOT see me out chasing ugly mistresses and running over fire hydrants and slamming into trees........IN MY OWN DRIVEWAY NO LESS!!!

                        Geezus
                        I absolutely grant you this was not his "A game" as Tiger is so famous for saying (LOL)...but it doesnt come close to putting him in the slammer...

                        Doc
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                        • pokernut9999
                          SBR Posting Legend
                          • 07-25-07
                          • 12757

                          #13
                          He has more than one house.
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                          • Fishhead
                            SBR Aristocracy
                            • 08-11-05
                            • 40179

                            #14
                            Originally posted by Doc JS
                            I don't know if he's "sly" or not...I do think he's a very private person. I do think he very much likes to control/spin his PR. But that's not unlike a lot of famous people.



                            I absolutely grant you this was not his "A game" as Tiger is so famous for saying (LOL)...but it doesnt come close to putting him in the slammer...

                            Doc
                            I LIVE IN FLORIDA............YOU ARE 100% WRONG!



                            In FLORIDA, it is immediate incarceration for any type of spousal abuse issues.


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                            • Fishhead
                              SBR Aristocracy
                              • 08-11-05
                              • 40179

                              #15
                              Who knows, he could be the local drug dealer for his housing community...........WHO REALLY KNOWS???

                              Only a few in his community........
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                              • Doc JS
                                SBR Hall of Famer
                                • 09-15-06
                                • 6885

                                #16
                                Originally posted by Fishhead
                                I LIVE IN FLORIDA............YOU ARE 100% WRONG!



                                In FLORIDA, it is immediate incarceration for any type of spousal abuse issues.

                                THIS ISNT BEING INVESIGATED AS A SPOUSAL ABUSE ISSUE.

                                ITS BEING INVESIGATGED AS A TRAFFIC ACCIDENT ISSUE.
                                Doc
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                                • Fishhead
                                  SBR Aristocracy
                                  • 08-11-05
                                  • 40179

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by Doc JS
                                  THIS ISNT BEING INVESIGATED AS A SPOUSAL ABUSE ISSUE.

                                  ITS BEING INVESIGATGED AS A TRAFFIC ACCIDENT ISSUE.Doc



                                  Right now it is, it could be that later.

                                  Secondly, Im talking later down the road with OTHER INCIDENTS.
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                                  • pokernut9999
                                    SBR Posting Legend
                                    • 07-25-07
                                    • 12757

                                    #18
                                    The only abuse was inflicted on Tiger , so I believe his wife should worry
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                                    • pokernut9999
                                      SBR Posting Legend
                                      • 07-25-07
                                      • 12757

                                      #19
                                      The Browns , Rams, Bucs, Lions, Redskins, and Raiders all have a better chance of winning out than Tiger ever going to jail.
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                                      • philswin
                                        SBR MVP
                                        • 04-18-07
                                        • 1279

                                        #20
                                        It seems Tiger was smart enough to get in the car and take off when she came after him with a golf club. If he would have stayed there and defended himself it could have turned into a spousal abuse issue.
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                                        • Jack Napier
                                          SBR High Roller
                                          • 11-17-09
                                          • 156

                                          #21
                                          awful thread
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                                          • accuscoresucks
                                            SBR Hall of Famer
                                            • 11-03-07
                                            • 7160

                                            #22
                                            30 more tourneys[paychecks] for him will settle any divorce issue
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                                            • Fishhead
                                              SBR Aristocracy
                                              • 08-11-05
                                              • 40179

                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by pokernut9999
                                              The Browns , Rams, Bucs, Lions, Redskins, and Raiders all have a better chance of winning out than Tiger ever going to jail.

                                              I'm sure when OJ was rushing for 2,000+ yds in one season the vast majority where saying the samething about him!!


                                              WE ARE ALL HUMANS..........ANYONE OF US IS CAPABLE OF LANDING JAIL TIME THROUGH MANY DIFFERENT WAYS.


                                              REALITY CHECK MORNING HERE FOR SOME.......WOW!!
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                                              • jellobiafra
                                                SBR Hall of Famer
                                                • 03-08-09
                                                • 6291

                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by Fishhead
                                                Who knows, he could be the local drug dealer for his housing community...........WHO REALLY KNOWS???

                                                He could be a child molester or an axe murderer too............... WHO REALLY KNOWS??
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                                                • Fishhead
                                                  SBR Aristocracy
                                                  • 08-11-05
                                                  • 40179

                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by Fishhead
                                                  I'm sure when OJ was rushing for 2,000+ yds in one season the vast majority where saying the samething about him!!


                                                  WE ARE ALL HUMANS..........ANYONE OF US IS CAPABLE OF LANDING JAIL TIME THROUGH MANY DIFFERENT WAYS.


                                                  REALITY CHECK MORNING HERE FOR SOME.......WOW!!


                                                  Tiger is known for being a tightwad..............imagine the tax fraud this kid could be performing.
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                                                  • Fishhead
                                                    SBR Aristocracy
                                                    • 08-11-05
                                                    • 40179

                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by jellobiafra
                                                    he could be a child molester or an axe murderer too............... Who really knows??


                                                    bingo!!!
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                                                    • Doc JS
                                                      SBR Hall of Famer
                                                      • 09-15-06
                                                      • 6885

                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by Fishhead
                                                      Right now it is, it could be that later.
                                                      I agree that it could be later...but at this point, it isn't and the only things Tiger is required by law to provide to the police are license, registration, and proof of insurance.

                                                      Originally posted by Fishhead
                                                      Secondly, Im talking later down the road with OTHER INCIDENTS.
                                                      I guess we'll just have to wait and see about that, won't we?

                                                      Doc
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                                                      • pokernut9999
                                                        SBR Posting Legend
                                                        • 07-25-07
                                                        • 12757

                                                        #28
                                                        OJ and Tiger are black atheletes , nothing else in common between the two.


                                                        Like saying that fat girl in high school you knew might blow the President one day in the White house like Monica did.
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                                                        • ezmoney
                                                          SBR MVP
                                                          • 09-26-09
                                                          • 1564

                                                          #29
                                                          freddy says, don't prejudge this brother,...

                                                          maybe the caddy had faulty brakes and the gas pedal stuck! (just like Toyota recall last week)
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                                                          • Doc JS
                                                            SBR Hall of Famer
                                                            • 09-15-06
                                                            • 6885

                                                            #30
                                                            Originally posted by pokernut9999
                                                            OJ and Tiger are black atheletes , nothing else in common between the two.
                                                            Finally, a voice of reason...

                                                            Doc
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                                                            • BestPlay2day
                                                              SBR Hall of Famer
                                                              • 08-25-08
                                                              • 5794

                                                              #31
                                                              You know Tiger had her sign a prenup so Tiger is not going broke anytime soon. I think there's a lot more to this story than a traffic accident, who knows what happened.
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                                                              • ezmoney
                                                                SBR MVP
                                                                • 09-26-09
                                                                • 1564

                                                                #32
                                                                freddy says, "the truth shall prevail" and

                                                                time for me to have a cocktail!

                                                                If not, get a good lawyer...
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                                                                • FishFace5
                                                                  SBR MVP
                                                                  • 10-15-09
                                                                  • 1768

                                                                  #33
                                                                  Ur 1st thread by this title was stupid. Ur 2nd thread by the this name is retarded. Is your brain melting? stop posting .
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                                                                  • losturmarbles
                                                                    SBR MVP
                                                                    • 07-01-08
                                                                    • 4604

                                                                    #34
                                                                    who cares.
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