You know, a lot of people think I'm this lucky guy because I can autofellate. When they say that, I always nod and say yes. But the truth is, I'd trade it to have a good woman in my life in a second. Boss Ganch has that. Really, he's the lucky one, not me. So let's all take a second out from our wins and losses to wish Boss Ganch's girl a happy birthday.
