My theory on what really led Tiger to drive like he was fleein from the cops

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  • bettilimbroke999
    SBR Posting Legend
    • 02-04-08
    • 13254

    #1
    My theory on what really led Tiger to drive like he was fleein from the cops
    I think Elian told him she wanted a divorce and half that $$$$$$

    Either that or she told him the kids are really Vijay Singhs

    I'M AMERICAN WOMAN NOW I WANT WHATS COMIN TA ME!!!


  • poker_dummy101
    Restricted User
    • 11-03-08
    • 6395

    #2
    But you had to create another thread?
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    • bettilimbroke999
      SBR Posting Legend
      • 02-04-08
      • 13254

      #3
      The other threads whether or not ud like to fuk his model wife, kinda obvious answer if u ask me, this thread is about what led Tiger to fire out of his driveway like he just robbed a bank
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      • Bread
        SBR Posting Legend
        • 03-16-08
        • 23726

        #4
        Jeezus. Really dood?
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        • pavyracer
          SBR Aristocracy
          • 04-12-07
          • 82900

          #5
          His wife is Swedish. Epic fail.
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          • INVEGA MAN
            SBR Hall of Famer
            • 01-30-08
            • 6808

            #6
            She broke his window with a golf club. Rumors are he is pounding another woman. She went chasing him with the club and broke the window and hit him in the face. This is when he lost control of his car
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            • bettilimbroke999
              SBR Posting Legend
              • 02-04-08
              • 13254

              #7
              Originally posted by pavyracer
              His wife is Swedish. Epic fail.
              WAS Swedish. Epic Fail Paver

              What do u think happens when a girl marries an American citizen?
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              • bettilimbroke999
                SBR Posting Legend
                • 02-04-08
                • 13254

                #8
                Originally posted by INVEGA MAN
                She broke his window with a golf club. Rumors are he is pounding another woman. She went chasing him with the club and broke the window and hit him in the face. This is when he lost control of his car
                Normally I would say Tiger should be thankful he's got a hot Swedish model on his dick every night but few can deny the most beautiful woman to ever step foot on the planet

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                • pavyracer
                  SBR Aristocracy
                  • 04-12-07
                  • 82900

                  #9
                  Originally posted by bettilimbroke999
                  WAS Swedish. Epic Fail Paver

                  What do u think happens when a girl marries an American citizen?
                  Nothing. Why will she renounce her Swedish citizenship? She has more benefits as a Swedish citizen than as an American citizen. You do know that Sweden has a higher per capita income than the US, don't you?
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                  • tl23v0l2
                    SBR Rookie
                    • 11-27-09
                    • 2

                    #10
                    Nevertheless his out of danger. Hope to see him again hit a one hit shot.
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                    • TheLock
                      SBR Posting Legend
                      • 04-06-08
                      • 14427

                      #11
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                      • bettilimbroke999
                        SBR Posting Legend
                        • 02-04-08
                        • 13254

                        #12
                        She was a nanny here in US before Tiger shoved his golden bone in her, the only income she cares about is Tiger Woods, I doubt shes worried about the extra 50 cents/hr Swedish nannies make
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                        • Fishhead
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                          • 08-11-05
                          • 40179

                          #13
                          Will be interesting to see who was trying to murder who.................
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                          • pavyracer
                            SBR Aristocracy
                            • 04-12-07
                            • 82900

                            #14
                            Originally posted by bettilimbroke999
                            She was a nanny here in US before Tiger shoved his golden bone in her, the only income she cares about is Tiger Woods, I doubt shes worried about the extra 50 cents/hr Swedish nannies make
                            The more you post the more stupid you sound. She was not a nanny. She was an au pair for another golfer.
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                            • Sam Odom
                              SBR Aristocracy
                              • 10-30-05
                              • 58063

                              #15
                              Originally posted by bettilimbroke999


                              I would HIT that
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                              • betplom
                                SBR Posting Legend
                                • 09-20-06
                                • 13444

                                #16
                                Apparently she used a golf club to break the window so he could escape, perhaps she forgot to try opening the door.
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                                • pavyracer
                                  SBR Aristocracy
                                  • 04-12-07
                                  • 82900

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by betplom
                                  Apparently she used a golf club to break the window so he could escape, perhaps she forgot to try opening the door.
                                  plommer,

                                  If the engine was running and the car was in drive (D) and he was incapacitated after hitting the tree the locks would have been automatically locked. Try it with your car.
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                                  • bettilimbroke999
                                    SBR Posting Legend
                                    • 02-04-08
                                    • 13254

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by pavyracer
                                    The more you post the more stupid you sound. She was not a nanny. She was an au pair for another golfer.
                                    Nanny/au pair same thing, either way she aint worried about the income difference between maids in Sweden or US now, quit thinkin ur smart pavy I assure u u aint
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                                    • pavyracer
                                      SBR Aristocracy
                                      • 04-12-07
                                      • 82900

                                      #19
                                      Learn the difference between a nanny, an au pair and a maid and then we can have a conversation.
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                                      • purecarnagge
                                        SBR MVP
                                        • 10-05-07
                                        • 4843

                                        #20
                                        this thread is fail
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                                        • Shortstop
                                          BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                          • 01-02-09
                                          • 27281

                                          #21
                                          This incident will only get better...
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                                          • daggerkobe
                                            SBR Posting Legend
                                            • 03-25-08
                                            • 10744

                                            #22
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                                            • nobshine
                                              SBR Sharp
                                              • 01-12-08
                                              • 489

                                              #23
                                              I read they fought in the house she scratched his face in rage over the talk about him banging a girl in Australia. He stormed out and she chased him with a golf club hitting the Escalade as he left. After he crashed she smashed a window so he could get out.
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                                              • Dark Horse
                                                SBR Posting Legend
                                                • 12-14-05
                                                • 13764

                                                #24
                                                Should make for an interesting press conference.

                                                "Tiger, how did you drive into a fire hydrant and a tree?"

                                                "Errr. You know. Eooopfffrrrrr. Pssss. Grrrraaa. Boom. "
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                                                • SPECULATOR 13
                                                  SBR Wise Guy
                                                  • 08-12-07
                                                  • 768

                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by pavyracer
                                                  . You do know that Sweden has a higher per capita income than the US, don't you?
                                                  As usual you are bang on Pavemeister,
                                                  The standard of living of all 5 Scandinavian countries(Norway,Sweden,Finland,Denmark and Iceland)is EXPONENTIALLY HIGHER than that of canada and the u.s.
                                                  She will divorce woods and return home to count the $$$$
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                                                  • jjgold
                                                    SBR Aristocracy
                                                    • 07-20-05
                                                    • 388179

                                                    #26
                                                    The theory that she was trying to smash windshield in anger because of a domestic dispute sounds about right and he trued to get away from the maniac and hit a hydrant.
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                                                    • bettilimbroke999
                                                      SBR Posting Legend
                                                      • 02-04-08
                                                      • 13254

                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by jjgold
                                                      The theory that she was trying to smash windshield in anger because of a domestic dispute sounds about right and he trued to get away from the maniac and hit a hydrant.
                                                      100% correct, unless Tiger was knocked out (and doing about 20 mph out of your driveway doesn't sound very likely) then smashing out his window to free him seems unlikely, you wouldnt go back inside find a golf club and smash out his window youd just say hit the unlock button

                                                      They had a fight bc he told her he was bangin some ho on the side and her caddy recommended she use the 9 iron to discuss the situation, so Tiger jumped in his car and she smashed out his window while he was pullin off which caused him to swerve into a tree
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                                                      • Dad
                                                        SBR Posting Legend
                                                        • 11-26-08
                                                        • 23245

                                                        #28
                                                        I am betting this is a domestic that was started by the supermodel finding out he was tapping some other hot ass (bartender chick) and then making his life fukking miserable. Keep in mind that there is a direct relationship between how hot the chick you are fukking is and how much of her fukking bullshite you have to put up with. By the looks of this, this chick carries a lot of bullshite around with her.
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                                                        • ezmoney
                                                          SBR MVP
                                                          • 09-26-09
                                                          • 1564

                                                          #29
                                                          Let's call Andy to investigate!
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