Would you let TIGER's wife beat you with a golf club to FUKK her ?

[Sam Odom]

[Bread]

Jeezus Christ you're a tool.

[wtf]

what an awesome thread!

[CashMoney]

No

[The Seer]

i would let her beat my putter

[eidolon]

that head doesn't fit that body...she must not eat

[tullamore]

I would let you, Sam, hit me over the head with a golf club, if these bullsh1t post stopped.

[emoney]

yes, and I would enjoy both equally.

[whatsgood5]

Wouldn't even hesitate

[Sam Odom]

yes, and I would enjoy both equally.

[gummo]

Yeah, I was gonna say I would pay her just to beat me with the golf club

[whatsgood5]

yes, and I would enjoy both equally.

[poker_dummy101]

what?

[Bread]

I'm beginning to wonder if anyone here gets to experience the touch of a woman. Bunch of fukking clowns.

[tullamore]

I'm beginning to wonder if anyone here gets to experience the touch of a woman. Bunch of fukking clowns.

I would say more here have touched clowns, than women.

[mmike032]

I'm beginning to wonder if anyone here gets to experience the touch of a woman. Bunch of fukking clowns.

agreed, lots of blisters on the hands of SBR posters

[TobiasFunke]

agreed, lots of blisters on the hands of SBR posters

[minet123]

[Shortstop]

She's a famous skiier, right? Or is it tennis?

[scratbandit]

Show the man's wife some respect.

[Fishhead]

I'm beginning to wonder if anyone here gets to experience the touch of a woman. Bunch of fukking clowns.

[koby25]

She beats him with her pitching wedge.

[Sam Odom]

[twister]

[MJFtheGenius]

Tiger Woods, bolting his Florida mansion after a reported Friday-night fight with his wife, was found dazed and bleeding Friday after plowing his SUV into a fire hydrant and a tree.
The world's No. 1 golfer was pulling out of his driveway at 2:25 a.m. when he double-bogeyed the getaway in his 2009 Cadillac Escalade, the Florida Highway Patrol said.
Wife Elin Nordegren heard the crash from inside the couple's $2.4 million home and went to her spouse's aid, police said.
The one-time Swedish model grabbed a golf club, smashed out a rear window in the SUV and helped Woods out of the wreck, said Windemere Police Chief Daniel Saylor.
The couple, married five years, was fighting in the early morning hours after Thanksgiving before Woods left and smashed up his ride, TMZ.com reported.
The crash came on the heels of reports in the National Enquirer and Star magazine that Woods had an affair with a New York nightclub hostess - who denied it Friday night to the Daily News.
Once Nordegren ran outside, she discovered her husband bleeding from the mouth, with cuts on his lips, police said. She bashed out the rear window with the club and helped the 6-foot-1, 185-pound Woods out of the car.
Police arrived to find Woods, drifting in and out of consciousness, lying in the street with his wife watching over him, Saylor said. He was taken to a nearby hospital about 10 minutes later.
Cops said alcohol was not involved, but offered no explanation for where the world's richest athlete was headed alone in the middle of the night.
Woods and Nordegen live in the Isleworth neighborhood with their two children, 2-year-old Sam and 9-month-old Charlie.
The accident capped a rough week for Woods, who is on the front page of this week's Enquirer under the headline "Tiger Woods Cheating Scandal."
The tabloid claimed Woods was having an affair with Rachel Uchitel - a sexy Manhattan hostess who lost a fiancé in the World Trade Center on 9/11 and was previously linked to married television star David Boreanaz.
Uchitel, a former party planner who has worked as a VIP hostess at swanky nightspots, denied it in a message sent to The News from her Facebook account.
"There is NO relationship with tiger these girls quoted in the story are not being truthful," she wrote.
"I resent my name being slung thru the mud."
The Enquirer story - and a similar story in Star - quoted a woman named Ashley Samson and said she was friends with Uchitel and passed a polygraph.
"I did not say those things to those 'sources' and im not friends with ashley simpson or whatever her name is," Uchitel insisted.


Read more: http://www.nydailynews.com/sports/more_sports/2009/11/27/2009-11-27_tiger_crash.html#ixzz0Y7tUA5SI

[punterfriend]

Wank

I once knew a guy from SBR who entered a masturbation,WANKING< contest with another 1000 ordinary guys, He CAME in first and third. I guess he's beating his meat.

[podunk]

no doubt

[cobalt king]

Hell no and if she had hit me with a golf club she would have been in between the tree and the cadillac

[Mr. Peepers]

hahah

[pico]

no

[Immortality]

I'm beginning to wonder if anyone here gets to experience the touch of a woman. Bunch of fukking clowns.