Tiger Woods Story Just Doesn't Add Up

[Chuck Sims]

The Tiger Woods spin machine is in overdrive. His spokesman says his wife found him unconscious in his car and took a golf club to smash out the rear window. That story does not pass the smell test.

[podunk]

cocaine's one hell of a drug

[Shortstop]

A Louisville Slugger would have been much more effective.

[fsugolf]

and how espn says he's in "serious condition" than a few hours later he's being released from the hospital

[poker_dummy101]

and how espn says he's in "serious condition" than a few hours later he's being released from the hospital

The Florida State Patrol reported he had "serious injuries". How the fukk are you still not getting that?

[CashMoney]

He had to have some booze in is system to smack into a hydrant and a tree at less than 30 MPH. Then again he does have some Asian in him............

[whatsgood5]

He had to have some booze in is system to smack into a hydrant and a tree at less than 30 MPH. Then again he does have some Asian in him............

But yeah, I got a feeling he was pretty shitfaced at the time.

[Shortstop]

Wonder where he was planning on going at 2:30 in the morning?

[mmike032]

he took to many Xanxis and a couple glasses of Crystall did him in

[poker_dummy101]

He was leaving his house not coming home from a night out of drinking. I think he was fighting with his wife.. did not have a golf club to throw or slam in the ground so drove mad instead.

[Chuck Sims]

Heard on the radio no stores were open at that time of morning where he lives. This has got domestic dispute written all over it. Remeber Tyson smashing his Rolls after a spat with his wife.

[G's pks]

I bet he was getting a bj from a tranny!

[jjgold]

All the jerkoffs get married

Who knows what happened, he is a billionaire so we will never know anything

[flyingillini]

Tiger likes the nose candy, don't let anyone tell you different.

[Sam Odom]

Tiger could be caught fuking a goat , the Media would spin it into something positive! Think Obama

[exstatman]

They quoted a PGA Tour player as saying 'He was probably on his way to an early morning workout"

[lakerboy]

No athlete is untouchable and Woods will get his too.

[smitch124]

I'm surprised the news report didn't say it was a Nike golf club

[RogueScholar]

Heard on the radio no stores were open at that time of morning where he lives. This has got domestic dispute written all over it. Remeber Tyson smashing his Rolls after a spat with his wife.

Wow, looks like you beat me to that reference. That was what instantly came to my mind when I saw the news flash.

[pavyracer]

Guys I figured it out. Tiger leaves the house mad. Wife chases him with the golf club. She smashes the window with the golf club and cuts Tiger's face while he tries to leave the house. Tiger gets distracted and loses control of the vehicle hitting the fire hydrant and the neighbor's tree. Wife calls 911.

[poker_dummy101]

It is too bad the show "Cops" wasn't being filmed there at that time.

[fsugolf]

I'm surprised the news report didn't say it was a Mizuno golf club with a nike stamp on it

fyp

[wtf]

i can see it now

HIS EX NANNY c u n t wife getting pissed at him like she is anything

she should be happy just to be in his presence

of course now cause she sucks his cock she thinks she is important too

[Flying Dutchman]

Tiger could be caught fuking a goat , the Media would spin it into something positive! Think Obama

...you say that like it's a bad thing...

[raydog]

one would wonder where tiger is going at 230, my guess is he was heading up to isleworth mens locker or over to omearas house to sleep. not really anywhere else for him to go

[tullamore]

And this is why you dont get married.

You are worth billions, why get hitch when you can bang anything.

If you want someone to pick up after you, get a maid.

[Sam Odom]

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[Fishhead]

Guys I figured it out. Tiger leaves the house mad. Wife chases him with the golf club. She smashes the window with the golf club and cuts Tiger's face while he tries to leave the house. Tiger gets distracted and loses control of the vehicle hitting the fire hydrant and the neighbor's tree. Wife calls 911.

I think your very close to being spot on here PAVY.......a tad off, but spot on nontheless....................


Never liked this kid Tiger...........

[mmike032]

Pavy is close but...
I got inside info from his gardener Pedro. Pedro says his wife beat him with a 9 iron after he was caught talking to a black chick at the country club. but in attempt to cover up the domestic violence Tiger put his Caddy in nuetral and rolled down the driveway striking a tree at 1.5 MPH.

[smitch124]

Once you get beat with a club its very hard to hit that same club close when playing again.

I see a slump coming up for Tiger and his short irons.

[Fishhead]

This is so obvious...........right now Tiger and Co. have lawyers sitting with them.

[Sam Odom]

This is so obvious...........right now Tiger and Co. have lawyers sitting with them.

The HOT Bit ch from Sweden has 2 kids with/by Tiger , right?

She is is set or made. Lucky ho

[Fishhead]

I can't wait to hear the lie TIGER comes up with.

I think he may have to admit the truth here.

[tblues2005]

Heard on the radio no stores were open at that time of morning where he lives. This has got domestic dispute written all over it. Remember Tyson smashing his Rolls after a spat with his wife.

Could be very possible here or I was thinking some medication that is taking could be a reason also. It will come out soon enough. They did not mention anything about his wife being hurt though. I am leaning on the medication issue possibly here.

[smitch124]

I think she beat him at TigerWoods video golf