You just found out a close friend is gay - whaddya say?

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  • betplom
    SBR Posting Legend
    • 09-20-06
    • 13444

    #1
    You just found out a close friend is gay - whaddya say?
    You know, for small talk?

    I was thinking something along the lines of "hi pal, how are you? suck any good koks lately" ?

    What do you say?
  • obamaismyuncle
    SBR Posting Legend
    • 12-31-08
    • 17801

    #2
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    • MonkeyF0cker
      SBR Posting Legend
      • 06-12-07
      • 12144

      #3
      Stop touching me.
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      • obamaismyuncle
        SBR Posting Legend
        • 12-31-08
        • 17801

        #4
        Shortstop of SBR fame isn't your close friend is he/she? If so, make small talk about witches and drugs, he/she likes both equally
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        • whatsgood5
          Restricted User
          • 10-13-09
          • 15359

          #5
          Originally posted by betplom
          You know, for small talk? I was thinking something along the lines of "hi pal, how are you? suck any good koks lately" ? What do you say?
          Took the words right outta my mouth
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          • poker_dummy101
            Restricted User
            • 11-03-08
            • 6395

            #6
            Announce it to everyone watching the (insert sport game) that you need a backdoor cover.
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            • G's pks
              Restricted User
              • 01-01-09
              • 22251

              #7
              get off your knees?
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              • koby25
                SBR MVP
                • 10-14-08
                • 1507

                #8
                Is that choclate pudding or poop you got on your lips?
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                • poker_dummy101
                  Restricted User
                  • 11-03-08
                  • 6395

                  #9
                  Originally posted by koby25
                  Is that choclate pudding or poop you got on your lips?
                  I laughed when i got to the word poop
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                  • tullamore
                    SBR MVP
                    • 07-17-07
                    • 3586

                    #10
                    Ever suck I dick you didn't like.
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                    • Sam Odom
                      SBR Aristocracy
                      • 10-30-05
                      • 58063

                      #11
                      Depends , Is he cute ?
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                      • poker_dummy101
                        Restricted User
                        • 11-03-08
                        • 6395

                        #12
                        Are you the pitcher or catcher on your team?
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                        • Deuce
                          BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                          • 01-12-08
                          • 29843

                          #13
                          "Sorry about the bad beat."
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                          • DrStale
                            SBR Hall of Famer
                            • 12-07-08
                            • 9692

                            #14
                            Odom, Dummy = Win

                            Everyone else = Fail

                            Just thought we should keep the score updated.
                            Originally posted by Dark Horse
                            If with religion you mean belief system, your belief system is your religion. Again, it matters not what it is. You believe in it, you are loyal to it, would defend it, and yet have no proof of it, other than that, at one point or another, you chose to believe in it. Self-hypnosis. What if there were a snapping of fingers that broke the hypnosis?
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                            • CarpeDime
                              SBR Hall of Famer
                              • 09-01-09
                              • 7873

                              #15
                              how about

                              "you fukin suckin dicks now? what are you fukin kiddin me? Are you for real dude? you fukin suckin dicks now you nasty faget?"
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                              • treece
                                SBR Hall of Famer
                                • 11-28-07
                                • 6298

                                #16
                                You just found out a close friend is gay - whaddya say?

                                I say faggot
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                                • flyingillini
                                  SBR Aristocracy
                                  • 12-06-06
                                  • 41219

                                  #17
                                  Plombaum, I will be around after 9pm, my time, I expect a call, loco.
                                  המוסד‎
                                  המוסד למודיעין ולתפקידים מיוחדים‎
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                                  • betplom
                                    SBR Posting Legend
                                    • 09-20-06
                                    • 13444

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by flyingillini
                                    Plombaum, I will be around after 9pm, my time, I expect a call, loco.

                                    Illinitraub, if I'm up late I'll call.
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                                    • sickler
                                      SBR Posting Legend
                                      • 06-05-08
                                      • 15006

                                      #19
                                      It's not what you say, it's what you do.



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                                      • DwightShrute
                                        SBR Aristocracy
                                        • 01-17-09
                                        • 103725

                                        #20
                                        congratulate him for being in a good mood




                                        gay

                                         /geɪ/ Show Spelled Pronunciation [gey] Show IPA adjective, -er, -est, noun, adverb–adjective

                                        1. having or showing a merry, lively mood: gay spirits; gay music.
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                                        • flyingillini
                                          SBR Aristocracy
                                          • 12-06-06
                                          • 41219

                                          #21
                                          No Mames Guey, call me!
                                          המוסד‎
                                          המוסד למודיעין ולתפקידים מיוחדים‎
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                                          • DrStale
                                            SBR Hall of Famer
                                            • 12-07-08
                                            • 9692

                                            #22
                                            In all seriousness (which I know is very much frowned upon here at SBR) you would talk to him the same way you did before you found out about it. Who cares where he likes to put it?
                                            Originally posted by Dark Horse
                                            If with religion you mean belief system, your belief system is your religion. Again, it matters not what it is. You believe in it, you are loyal to it, would defend it, and yet have no proof of it, other than that, at one point or another, you chose to believe in it. Self-hypnosis. What if there were a snapping of fingers that broke the hypnosis?
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                                            • tacomax
                                              SBR Hall of Famer
                                              • 08-10-05
                                              • 9619

                                              #23
                                              "Hey Herman, it's nothing to be ashamed about. Never having contact with a cunt since the day you slipped out of your mother's and having man crushes on Fishhead and Nicky kind of gave it away anyway."
                                              Originally posted by pags11
                                              SBR would never get rid of me...ever...
                                              Originally posted by BuddyBear
                                              I'd probably most likely chose Pags to jack off too.
                                              Originally posted by curious
                                              taco is not a troll, he is a bubonic plague bacteria.
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                                              • obamaismyuncle
                                                SBR Posting Legend
                                                • 12-31-08
                                                • 17801

                                                #24
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                                                • tullamore
                                                  SBR MVP
                                                  • 07-17-07
                                                  • 3586

                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by tacomax
                                                  "Hey Herman, it's nothing to be ashamed about. Never having contact with a cunt since the day you slipped out of your mother's and having man crushes on Fishhead and Nicky kind of gave it away anyway."
                                                  Plommer said it was a close friend, can onner be anyones close friend when he is shut in living in his parents basement.
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                                                  • tltaylor89
                                                    SBR Posting Legend
                                                    • 06-19-09
                                                    • 19610

                                                    #26
                                                    Direct him straight to JJ Gold to begin the anal reming process
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                                                    • CarpeDime
                                                      SBR Hall of Famer
                                                      • 09-01-09
                                                      • 7873

                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by tltaylor89
                                                      Direct him straight to JJ Gold to begin the anal reming process


                                                      nice! can I use this? I will give full credit of course
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