Is SBR poster BREAD the most interesting poster in the world?

[Teela]

Are potatoes, bananas and cereal typical island breakfast foods? I bet he had to crawl up the trees to get his own bananas for breakfast before he came to the US.

[MrMonkey]

MrMonkey, I discovered that I had a mild case of "hypoglycemia without diabetes". Gotta pace the partying and eat right is all, sorry to disappoint.

Sorry to hear that but glad your ok! Would never want to lose any poster but especially a good guy like you!

[Fishhead]

Terriffic thread.........

[Bread]

[jellobiafra]

I bet he had to crawl up the trees to get his own bananas for breakfast before he came to the US.

[flyingillini]

No Mames Guey

[Matt Rain]

Are potatoes, bananas and cereal typical island breakfast foods? I bet he had to crawl up the trees to get his own bananas for breakfast before he came to the US.

I don't think these people can metabolize solid food. Never seen it anyway.

Sorry to hear that but glad your ok! Would never want to lose any poster but especially a good guy like you!

[sickler]

Corn fed or grain fed.

Which chicken is tastier?

[3PtShooter]

bread fed

[Fishhead]

Corn fed or grain fed.

Which chicken is tastier?

Corn is a grain.............

[Robyn]

I'll make this simple. See my responses below in red:

6-7 Am watches cartoons with his 4th grade mentality - Close...we watch the local Tampa news which stars three amazingly retarded women.
7-8 Am breakfast and the same fukkin shit every day..potatoes , bananas and cereal - How did you know???
8-9 Am sits in a fukkin tub with a porn magazine and wacks off because his wife kicks him out of fukkin bed - Bread's porn collection consists of naked electronic pictures of his former girlfriends.

This is the time of day where I am unable to supervise, so I am not really sure what he does.

9-12 goes to spoke shop and spins tires around his fukkin head and posts
12-1 pm lunch and again the same shit peanut butter and jelly sanwiches
1-3 back to work at the spokes shop and posts
3-4PM goes to same fukkin bar and drinks like a fukkin tomatoe
4-5pm cleans house for Robyn with a beer in one hand - Before Matty Rain came to stay with us, I had to give step-by-step instructions so that he could mop the floor.
5-6PM Diner alone and posts, bets - When I am home, I make dinner most nights. We actually sat at the dining room table last night for the second time ever for dinner.
6-7PM gets his telescope out and peaks at neighbors men and women alike with a hand on his prick - This is very possible. His fun room window faces a two level house. The first floor isn't visible due to our privacy fence, but he has a clear view of the second level. Where could he be hiding his telescope??
7-8PM posts, gambles, beer and pretzels - Bread can't eat when he has been drinking or it is "lights out" for him. But many nights when I get home from work, he is 5-6 beers in and has several sportsbook pages open.
8-10PM Robyn comes home and she tells him every night what a fukkin loser he is and they watch tv and post - I only remind him of this when he breaks things like cell phones and laptops...and glass desks.
10-11PM Robyn goes to bed, he is drunk as a fukkin skunk, posts and watches silly tv and she plays with herself and gets off real good. - Bread always goes to bed before me and gets mad when I finally crawl into bed between 1-2am. I try really hard to sneak in, but I think he is secretly waiting up for me.
11-12PM He tries to get in bed with Robyn and she kicks him out calling him a worthless loser and he then goes back to other room - See above
12-1AM drinks beer, posts with hand on pecker - You can expect late night posting from Bread when he has lost a lot of money and is looking to get into trouble.
1-2AM showers, brings garbage out, etc - When Bread is drunk and angry, the only thing he is "taking out" is his aggression on inanimate objects or SBR dullards.
2-6AM passes out on fuykkin front grass or on floor in living room like a fukkin loser - If he is up this late, he usually passes out on the fun room floor or the living room couch.

[wal66]

Fishhead the jury may still be out on your orginal question but Robyn just proved once AGAIN she may be the most DEVOTED souse at SBR or in the enire world for that matter.

Bread, ya lump of dough, you should thank the all mighty above everyday for your good fortune.

[Bread]

Fishhead the jury may still be out on your orginal question but Robyn just proved once AGAIN she may be the most DEVOTED souse at SBR or in the enire world for that matter. Bread, ya lump of dough, you should thank the all mighty above everyday for your good fortune.

Incorrect. I control my own destiny. Robyn is my first and only wife, and I wouldn't have ever married someone that made me miserable and that I had to be dishonest with, and had to ask permission to do what I really wanted...unlike the rest of you sad sacks.

[Matt Rain]

Here's your video wally.

[Robyn]

Bread gave me a proper shout-out in his recent article...so he is good for another 6 months.

[wal66]

This is my new most favorite video.

[wal66]

Matty I appreciate the vid guy. I hope the Cool Bunch won't give you too much grief over it. Hopefully one day I figure this whole upload crap out and can fill eeeeveryday at SBR with inspirational vids.

[wal66]

I'm getting tired of being a thread killer just because I try and spread a lil positive vibe around here. I'm not quiting though. Good will toward men and peace on earth is not a fad it's a lifestyle. This video, you'll hear it playing in the back of your head everytime you read my post. It'll begin to play when you're offline too. It's in there now, the seed has been planted. You'll resist. You'll try with everything you have to fight off the urge. It's stronger than you think though. It will get you eventually.

All ya need is love love, ..........loave is all ya need.

[Fishhead]

Good postings Wal.........thanks for contributing to SBR.

[wal66]

Fishhead, I'm relatively new. two years at SBR but just a few months in Players Talk. So I'm trying to figure things out here. You are a successful gambler, were a successful gambler, and what's up with the dumpster thing? You seem nice enough so I'm just trying to get up to speed here.

[wtf]

bread tastes good

[Bread]

You make it too easy sometimes, Jewfro.

Of course you show up when I'm getting ready to leave. You cocktease you.

[blittydeuce]

Interesting fruit/vegetable facts in this thread

-corn is a grain

-bananas grow in large trees

-tomatoes get drunk

[obamaismyuncle]

No

[blittydeuce]

[Fishhead]

Great thread.......

[jjgold]

Bread is such a tool

[Robyn]

[Bread]

I am pretty damn cool I guess.

[Fishhead]

Bread, on Thanksgiving, give the forum a break from your presence..........

Thanks in advance and Happy Thanksgiving to Robyn and yourself

FH

[Bread]

Fukk off you fraudulent little bitch.



You live minutes away...let's meet up for a beer tonight Fishy. Like to see the tone you take then.

[Fishhead]

Fukk off you fraudulent little bitch.



You live minutes away...let's meet up for a beer tonight Fishy. Like to see the tone you take then.

Where do you live?

[Bread]

Tampa Bay. Minutes away from you. Wanna meet up for a beer tonight? I'll buy.

[Fishhead]

Tampa Bay. Minutes away from you. Wanna meet up for a beer tonight? I'll buy.

LOL.......I know you live in Tampa.......what area?

Probably can't get away........family just arriving here but if your close, possibly.

Today I'm in Pasco County.......probably a ways from where you are..........let me know.

[Robyn]