If you're at Thanksgiving dinner, but you don't like the stuffing or the cranberry sauce or anything else- just pretend like you're eating it... but instead, put it all in your lap and form it into a big mushy ball. Then, later, when you're out back having cigars with the boys, let out a big fake cough and throw the ball to the ground. Then say, "Boy, these are good cigars!"
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I know I'm probably going to gain 10 pounds but who cares. Spend tiime with the family and get to eat some good food. If I could do it everyday I would. Happy Thanksgiving therber2.Comment -
It's creative. I like it.Comment -
I rather..............be gambling than with family and I will be gambling with no family aroundComment -
I'd rather don't put in my plate what I don't like eating like cranberry sauce...yackyComment -
I'm pretty sure it's a Jack Handy rip off. But funny nonetheless.Originally posted by MudcatComment -
If you dnt like stuffing go phuck urself. Thanksgiving is sooo awesome..so much good food
. My whole family are great cooks(the women anyway..go italians). Cranberry junk tho is awful, but just so much good food Im gaining weight just thinking bout it.
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Yeah all I am thinking about at this point is what a big pain in the ass it will be, and how much I'll be wanting to sit and gamble in my underwear.Originally posted by jjgoldComment -
Yeah I love how I'll be the one paying to feed all their fatasses.Originally posted by B1GER1C828If you dnt like stuffing go phuck urself. Thanksgiving is sooo awesome..so much good food. My whole family are great cooks(the women anyway..go italians). Cranberry junk tho is awful, but just so much good food Im gaining weight just thinking bout it.
Nah, I'm ****ing its a fine and dandy holiday. Go phuck yourself too.Comment
