SBR's Cast of Characters

AMBlai01 · 11-23-09, 06:31 PM

I love this thread...it started so bad but is sooooooo good now. Keyboarding is my new hero...

pavyracer · 11-23-09, 06:57 PM

Originally posted by wal66

This was a very small sample. Surely someone much more creative than I can continue to add to the cast of characters. Show some initiative.

betplom - David Attenborough of SBR
buztah - Chef Boyardee of SBR
mathdotcom - Bobby Fischer of SBR
Matt Rain - Rick Steve of SBR
Bread - Joe Rogan of SBR

Matt Rain · 11-23-09, 06:57 PM

Originally posted by Bread

Matty...if Tella? looked like Natalie Portman, she wouldn't have ever left Vegas as a virgin.

Isn't Natalie Portman still pure? I was totally shooting for that virginal look.

Teela · 11-23-09, 07:06 PM

I'm as pure as snow.

Matt Rain · 11-23-09, 07:12 PM

S'okay, I'm as gay as a $3 bill.

mathdotcom · 11-23-09, 07:14 PM

pavy good call i hate jews and also play the Najdorf Sicilian

Bread · 11-23-09, 07:32 PM

I spend too much time online. There's no reason for me to be on here for social reasons, but I willingly engage the pathetic masses of SBR. There's no merits to it. Maybe I likes the idea of losers talking about Robyn.

wal66 · 11-23-09, 07:37 PM

You like feeling superior. It's very common. Many people who spend copious amounts of time online share this trait. Sometimes the individual doesn't realize that this is what is going on though. very often they feel they are there watching over or protecting but most always it's a superiority complex.

tltaylor89 · 11-23-09, 07:38 PM

pico · 11-23-09, 07:42 PM

keyboard is pretty good at this.

Robyn · 11-23-09, 07:43 PM

Originally posted by keyboarding

Robyn and Bread are fascinating. A real life couple who spend too much time online. They are the most abnormal because there's no reason for them to be on here for social reasons, but they willingly engage the pathetic masses of SBR. I'm trying to imagine doing this with my girlfriend and can't imagine what merits there would be to it. Maybe Bread likes the idea of losers talking about Robyn, but it just seems off.

I can see why people may think it is odd, but why is it any more bizarre than the way the rest of you spend time with your significant other? Many of you spend an equal amount of time, if not more, posting here or elsewhere. If you (I am not specifically referencing you directly) are married or have a girlfriend, she is apparently off doing her own thing...without you....and you are apparently not spending much time with her.

Remember keyboarderguy, a couple who posts together, stays together.

pico · 11-23-09, 07:44 PM

Happy Boy - Charles Schultz of sbr.

pavyracer · 11-23-09, 07:46 PM

Robyn the big difference is that no bald short fat men want to fukk our significant others when we hang around here.

Robyn · 11-23-09, 07:50 PM

Pavy, Bread and I are not normal people. I thought that everyone had figured that out by now.

pavyracer · 11-23-09, 07:53 PM

Originally posted by Robyn

Pavy, Bread and I are not normal people. I thought that everyone had figured that out by now.

Yeah you two are wackos made for each other.

Bread · 11-23-09, 07:56 PM

Speak for yourself. I want to bang every single poster here's wife/gf.

Especially:

Beat the Jerk
Amby
Pavy
Happy Boy
Rogue Scholar
Boner_18
Burty Rapp

pavyracer · 11-23-09, 07:58 PM

Originally posted by Bread

Speak for yourself. I want to bang every single poster here's wife/gf.

Especially:

Beat the Jerk
Amby
Pavy
Happy Boy
Rogue Scholar
Boner_18
Burty Rapp

Atta boy!

Robyn · 11-23-09, 08:06 PM

Originally posted by pavyracer

Yeah you two are wackos made for each other.

It's a very good thing that people like us do not procreate.

keyboarding · 11-23-09, 09:03 PM

Originally posted by Robyn

I can see why people may think it is odd, but why is it any more bizarre than the way the rest of you spend time with your significant other? Many of you spend an equal amount of time, if not more, posting here or elsewhere. If you (I am not specifically referencing you directly) are married or have a girlfriend, she is apparently off doing her own thing...without you....and you are apparently not spending much time with her.

Originally posted by pavyracer

Robyn the big difference is that no bald short fat men want to fukk our significant others when he hang around here.

This is one of the counters to your delusional idea of what you do as being remotely normal.

The thing is the "many" you refer to are single. The ones that aren't single are probably unhappily involved. But this is all not the point. It's not the time you spend on here that I question, it's the fact you do so without caring about all the classless degenerate losers who fantasize about you. It's that Bread embraces this fantasy that is more troubling. I question the willingness of it all, not the act itself. Seems kind of perverse is all.

Bread · 11-23-09, 09:05 PM

LOL @ ppl who have it all figured out.

Hey KB...wanna bang my wife?

No.

wal66 · 11-23-09, 09:10 PM

Bread's one of the rare breed of men who is confident enough in his relationship that other men wanting his wife is not a distraction at all. In fact it is most likely a turn on. Much pride can be taken from the desires other have for ones spouse. Most men are insecure and unable to experience what a rush this is. Most men being so insecure that jealousy starts to set in and they can't see straight. They accuse the woman of flirting. They want to punnish others for even looking at their lady. Bread thoug is completely trusting of his relationship and secure in his masculinity.

It's either what was stated above or the lush is so wasted half the time he has no clue what's going on.

Bread · 11-23-09, 09:12 PM

Wally you see what you've started? Now every clown on the board fancies himself as a professional psycho-analyst. Unreal.

Wally I'm only here for the pussy.

Teela · 11-23-09, 09:13 PM

Let's focus here: Matty said that he's gay.

Matt Rain · 11-23-09, 09:13 PM

And this thread is now super gay.

wal66 · 11-23-09, 09:14 PM

Originally posted by pavyracer

betplom - David Attenborough of SBR
buztah - Chef Boyardee of SBR
mathdotcom - Bobby Fischer of SBR
Matt Rain - Rick Steve of SBR
Bread - Joe Rogan of SBR

Pavy i appreciate you for taking the time to offer an attempt at this. I thought we had other creative talents here who could expand on this idea and include more of the SBR family. Thank you Pavy for stepping outside your boundries and being a participant.

Bread · 11-23-09, 09:16 PM

Originally posted by wal66

Pavy i appreciate you for taking the time to offer an attempt at this. I thought we had other creative talents here who could expand on this idea and include more of the SBR family. Thank you Pavy for stepping outside your boundries and being a participant.

I'm not participating in your reindeer games anymore. Last time you said I ruined the thread

So now you're stuck with the chopped liver around here.

wal66 · 11-23-09, 09:18 PM

Sorry Bread. College season will soon be over and my tired boring analysis of the workings of the SBR members will be put to rest. Allow me another month or so and I'll be gone till next season.

BadNina · 11-23-09, 09:21 PM

I am reminded of the episode of "Friends" where Phoebe dated that guy that everyone hated. The one who analyzed them all.

wal66 · 11-23-09, 09:22 PM

Bread, prove these yokes wrong. Right here in theopen look at Robyn and tell here she makes your heart smile. Show them what a man you are Bread.

wal66 · 11-23-09, 09:22 PM

Telll her bread that your love for her grows stronger with every breath you take.

robmpink · 11-23-09, 09:23 PM

Have the last 1,500 of the 1,800 post you have been in the last month?

wal66 · 11-23-09, 09:24 PM

Tell her Bread. Tell her that God himself could never create an oceam deep big enough to equal the love you have for her or a mountian high enough to act as her pedistal. tell her Bread. Let all of SBR know that she is the pulse that makes your heart beat.

robmpink · 11-23-09, 09:25 PM

It is like you got a boost of confidence to post. Now you can't stop. Gay thread.

wal66 · 11-23-09, 09:25 PM

Originally posted by robmpink

Have the last 1,500 of the 1,800 post you have been in the last month?

I know there is a question here but damn if I know what it is.

Robyn · 11-23-09, 09:25 PM

Originally posted by keyboarding

This is one of the counters to your delusional idea of what you do as being remotely normal.

The thing is the "many" you refer to are single. The ones that aren't single are probably unhappily involved. But this is all not the point. It's not the time you spend on here that I question, it's the fact you do so without caring about all the classless degenerate losers who fantasize about you. It's that Bread embraces this fantasy that is more troubling. I question the willingness of it all, not the act itself. Seems kind of perverse is all.

I have never insinuated that anything Bread and I do is "normal". As a matter of fact, I am always the first to admit that we are a bit unconventional. If you want to hop into the rabbit hole for a moment, what exactly is your definition of "normal" and do you always poke sticks at people who are unlike yourself?

As for the classless, degenerate losers you refer to, with the exception of a few shut-ins, this posting thing is all in good fun. I appreciate your candor, but it is probably best to take all of this for what it is...entertainment.