What would you do for a Klondie Bar? (31 point contest)

[KingRevolver]

Since my stiff contest wasn't allowed- I came up with a new one.

Tell me what you would do for a Klondike Bar. Funniest answer gets all the points. If there's a couple of answers that I like then the points will be shared.

[MrMonkey]

Buy a gun and go to Montreal!

[tullamore]

Starting thread like this is Sam Odom's job.

Probably didn't get the memo while gone.

[ronjon619]

suck a fart out of Rosie O'Donell's azz

[diogee]

Oprah




oh wait...nope.

[Boner_18]

I would give someone 31 points for a Klondike bar.

[tullamore]

Sign up at EOG.

[diogee]

You are a brave person Tulla.

[tltaylor89]

Wipe my ass with JJ Golds tupee then make him lick it.

[tltaylor89]

I would have Robyn ***** my **** from the back then railroad to the crack of my *** them flip me over and swirl my***** until I *** all over the lazyboy chair that Bread writes his stupid ass posts in.

[dwaechte]

Lick my moms asshole.

[Jack Napier]

I would almost vote for Sarah Palin

[KingRevolver]

Our first winner is Diogee for being brave enough to do Oprah.

[KingRevolver]

20 points still up for grabs.

[joeybagadonuts]

Watch JJ Gold blow his landlord for rent money again?

[Jimmy Hoffa]

Ask SBR John for a Sub Forum.

[Razz_Donkey]

Watch an entire NHL game, even if scoreless and OT.

[tltaylor89]

I would shit and in timely hitting mouth for his wife having such a lumpy misshapen ass

[BigOrange]

I'll give you two NCAAB winners for one!

NCST-1 and St Joe's +16