Your best cheezy pick-up line

[cobalt king]

Lets here your most obnoxious pick up line.

Ex. Hey are your pants on sale cuz there 100% off at my house.

[flyingillini]

Orale Mija!

[whatsgood5]

Is their a mirror in your pants? Because I'd like to have sex with you.

60 percent of the time that one works all of the time.

[Doug]

nice shoes....Wanna **** ?

[tltaylor89]

You like balls?

[cobalt king]

are those moon pants cause that ass is outta this world

[cobalt king]

what has 142 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk?

MY ZIPPER

[daneblazer]

I'm fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman on earth tonight.

Come on, you can't get pregnant again.

If I were to ask you for sex, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?

Here is $11. Drink until I am really good looking, then come to talk to me.

I lost my virginity. Can I have yours?

[cobalt king]

Any of you ladies wanna recieve a child support check from me someday?

[blix177]

Would $10 do?

[seaborneq]

Shut up and drive.

[Ravy Pacer]

We're both here, you might as well blow me.

[Jiggy Fly]

That's a nice outfit, Can I talk you out of it?

[eidolon]

I'm fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman on earth tonight.

Come on, you can't get pregnant again.

If I were to ask you for sex, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?

Here is $11. Drink until I am really good looking, then come to talk to me.

I lost my virginity. Can I have yours?

[Razz_Donkey]

Is their a mirror in your pants? Because I'd like to have sex with you.

60 percent of the time that one works all of the time.

[UntilTheNDofTimE]

Wanna go over to my house order a pizza and have sex...(if she says no).....You dont like pizza? how about just sex