What do you do to feel manly?

[poochiecollins]

* Jog (sort of).
* Play aggressively in basketball.
* Bend my brows so I have a kind of angry-looking face.
* Troll on Internet forums.
* Listen to rap.
* Poochie smash!

What I've got in my case so far.

[Mudcat]

I stand in front of a mirror in my underpants and strike up Kung Fu poses like Keanu Reaves in The Matrix.

[mmike032]

I drink Zima with a watermelon Jolly Rancher in it

[daneblazer]

I drink Zima with a watermelon Jolly Rancher in it

I like mine with grenadine

[13th Inning]

I put my penis in an open window and repeatedly slam the window down until my penis turns black.
Then I make a TV dinner or some shit like that.

[20Four7]

I fire up Youporn.com or redtube.com....... find some lesbian action and watch....

[Boner_18]

Beat up a homeless guy, then buy him a hot meal.

[eidolon]

I cockslap the bathroom counter in front of the mirror.

[wal66]

Beat up a homeless guy, then buy him a hot meal.

Cheap basturd. Wait till the guy is beat up and can't chew to buy him a meal. Spend a fck'n dime and beat the guy on a full stomach.

[daneblazer]

Eat a bowl of bullets and wash it down with children's tears

[Boner_18]

Cheap basturd. Wait till the guy is beat up and can't chew to buy him a meal. Spend a fck'n dime and beat the guy on a full stomach.

Wow i should try that. They would appreciate the meal and the beating a whole lot more!

[MonkeyF0cker]

I shove my cock in a fukkin cunt. What else?

[flyingillini]

Visiting a Glory Hole on a daily basis.

[poochiecollins]

Visiting a Glory Hole on a daily basis.

Your toilet?

[cobalt king]

I listen to rap full blast in the car till I pull up next to a black then i turn it down and sit in silence until the light turns and then proceed to thug it up in front of the other whiteys

[masr]

Watching my girl quiver like an epiliptic after making her orgasm

[RageWizard]

I purposely break shit and then fix it.

[iceminers26]

Take NO Explode and then pump some iron

[Mudcat]

I switch from frilly bra and panties to plain white cotton.

[koby25]

I shoot my balls through the goal.

[moses millsap]

I shoot people from my window.

[sickler]

I piss standing up.

[Razz_Donkey]

I purposely break shit and then fix it.

best one yet!

[The Seer]

play basketball with midgets and have arm wrestling tournaments at the old folks home

[pavyracer]

I eat a can of beans and stink the room.

[goldengoat]

shit my pants and refuse to change