What beverage is less manly?

[daneblazer]

Smirnoff Ice/Wine Cooler
Zima
White Zinfandel
Bud 55


I would think less of a guy who drank Bud 55 over these other options.

[B1GER1C828]

id call them fags if they drank any

[Boner_18]

Smirnoff Ice/Wine Cooler

Zima - could be a throwback/humor drink.
White Zin - top end requires some degree of sophistication.
Bud 55 - at least it is a beer.

[poker_dummy101]

[jgray]

The wine cooler, by far. Could you take a guy seriously if he were drinking one?

[mmike032]

Smirnoff Ice/Wine Cooler
Zima
White Zinfandel
Bud 55


I would think less of a guy who drank Bud 55 over these other options.

wine coolers are for girls
White Skpindale aint a bad drunk
I have no clue what Bud 55 is? never heard or seen it. Is this new?

[daneblazer]

55 calorie "beer". Really watered down...they basically take some hops and barely in a sink and turn on the faucet.

[AMBlai01]

White Zin is easily the least manly here

[Bsters]

Forget the wine cooler just drink a bottle of Merlot

[Killer_Demo]

i'd put the wine down

[tullamore]

Who cares, lets get drunk.

[jgray]

Who cares, lets get drunk.

Not a terrible point...

[BestPlay2day]

Never heard of Bud 55. The other 3 you have to hand in your man card if caught drinking those.

[bradthebloke]

the wine cooler

[DrStale]

Yah, wine cooler ftw.

[smitch124]

I think you grow a vagina after drinking just half of a Zima...

[tullamore]

I think you grow a vagina after drinking just half of a Zima...

you get if you finish the zima.

[Keith Richard]

I use to order Mimosas at the casinos all the time thinking it was a manly drink. Then the girls tell me it's a big drink at Bridal Showers.

[Teela]

Wine cooler - no contest.

[RageWizard]

I use to order Mimosas at the casinos all the time thinking it was a manly drink. Then the girls tell me it's a big drink at Bridal Showers.

Mamosas are OK as long as it is in the morning, and you plan to continue to guzzle down some real drinks afterwards into the afternoon.


or

They are great if you have been drinking allot the night before, and you need to take the edge off the next morning.


As for the other choices, I wouldn't hang out with any dudes ordering any of them, but the Wine Cooler has to be the worst. At the bar the scenario should go like this.

Waitress: What would you like to order.
Dude: I'll have a Bartles and James Peach wine cooler.
Waitress: Uh sir, your gonna have to leave and go buy some balls before you come back here, now beat it.

[BGS 9.5]

Do they still make Zima?

[tltaylor89]

Add Red Stripe to the list

[DanceGirl]

Smirnoff Ice/Wine Cooler for sure... and can't forget the man law: do NOT fruit your beer!

[koby25]

wine cooler

[TheIntegrityKid]

my theory is, if there's alcohol in it, then good

BUT, if you are relying on these as ur fave choice, then perhaps something wrong

i see wine coolers and such as flavored kool-aid, which are okay to sip on here and there

but i'd rather have a cold beer

[DanceGirl]

if i see a guy drinking an appletini, i maaaaaay have to nutcheck him... just to make sure he has them.

[BGS 9.5]

if i see a guy drinking an appletini, i maaaaaay have to nutcheck him... just to make sure he has them.

agreed DG

[iceminers26]

Zima, any man that drinks Zima should be shot

[Keith Richard]

So it's ok to start my day with Mimosas as long as I man up later in the day.

[DanceGirl]

[Madukwe]

wine cooler

[Irish Lumberjack]

If you see a guy drinking a zima with skittles in it.... Punch that person right in the face!

[RageWizard]

So it's ok to start my day with Mimosas as long as I man up later in the day.

Yes, that way you don't look like a total boozer to everyone in the morning, and you can righfully say that you have been drinking all day.