20 Signs you are a DEGENERATE GAMBLER. ( In no particular order )

james4512 · 11-19-09, 09:16 PM

so whats the range of being a degen because im at 7

UntilTheNDofTimE · 11-19-09, 09:18 PM

Originally posted by nobs

1. You have passed up sex to watch a game you bet on.

2. Your favorite team is whoever you bet on tonight.

3. You have pulled out in the middle of sex so you could go check the score.

4. Last Christmas you got more presents from sportsbooks than from friends and family.

5. Your default homepage is a sportsbook.

6. Your online sportsbook balances higher than your 401K balance.

7. You know all about what Patrick McIrish Nephew did.

8. Betting Clerk knows its you by voice.

9. Your buddies say they hate a tease, you love a tease because you won your last one.

10. While buddies anxiously await next weeks playboy to come out, you anxiously awaiting next weeks lines.

11. You actually know what a Martingale system is.

12. You can name 50+ online sportsbooks off the top of your head.

13. You have actually gambled real dollars at an online casino.

14. You have bet money on a team just because someone at SBR said they liked the play.

15. You are really looking forward to Thanksgiving this year. Yeah there are a couple games you really like this year.

16. You have bet on the superbowl coin flip.

17. You actually believe the referees are out to FUK you.

18. Billy Walters is your hero.

19. You have no Girlfriend, wife, or friends and you really dont care.

20. Your mailbox overflows daily its so full of sportsbook promotional material.

SamsNCharge99 · 11-19-09, 09:22 PM

1. You have passed up sex to watch a game you bet on.

2. Your favorite team is whoever you bet on tonight.

3. You have pulled out in the middle of sex so you could go check the score.

4. Last Christmas you got more presents from sportsbooks than from friends and family.

5. Your default homepage is a sportsbook.

6. Your online sportsbook balances higher than your 401K balance.

7. You know all about what Patrick McIrish Nephew did.

8. Betting Clerk knows its you by voice.

9. Your buddies say they hate a tease, you love a tease because you won your last one.

10. While buddies anxiously await next weeks playboy to come out, you anxiously awaiting next weeks lines.

11. You actually know what a Martingale system is.

12. You can name 50+ online sportsbooks off the top of your head. maybe not 50, but a lot so

13. You have actually gambled real dollars at an online casino.

14. You have bet money on a team just because someone at SBR said they liked the play.

15. You are really looking forward to Thanksgiving this year. Yeah there are a couple games you really like this year.

16. You have bet on the superbowl coin flip. not the coinflip but the O/U in National Anthem

17. You actually believe the referees are out to FUK you.

18. Billy Walters is your hero.

19. You have no Girlfriend, wife, or friends and you really dont care.

20. Your mailbox overflows daily its so full of sportsbook promotional material.

Chi_archie · 11-19-09, 09:53 PM

Nobs what forum(s) are you from originally?

big joe 1212 · 11-19-09, 09:56 PM

I answered

to 14 of them!

nobs · 11-19-09, 10:11 PM

You are the biggest degenerate of all.

I thought

I was pretty bad with 11. Still waiting for someone to say yes to #3.

Chi Archie, I have probably posted at all of them.

paco · 11-19-09, 10:15 PM

Guilty of all except #7 and #19

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DiggityDaggityDo · 11-19-09, 10:23 PM

[COLOR=#000000 !important]1. You have passed up sex to watch a game you bet on. Nothing wrong with that. You can get that ass after the game. Or you can get better ass with your winnings.

2. Your favorite team is whoever you bet on tonight. Dumb. Of course that is your favorite team that night. Money makes the world go round.

3. You have pulled out in the middle of sex so you could go check the score. Uh...NO.

4. Last Christmas you got more presents from sportsbooks than from friends and family. No. But I sure did buy a lot of gifts thanks to gambling.

5. Your default homepage is a sportsbook. Nope. Yahoo.

6. Your online sportsbook balances higher than your 401K balance. Guilty.

7. You know all about what Patrick McIrish Nephew did. Who?

8. Betting Clerk knows its you by voice. I hardly ever call a sportsbook.

9. Your buddies say they hate a tease, you love a tease because you won your last one. I never tease. OK OK I hardly ever tease.

10. While buddies anxiously await next weeks playboy to come out, you anxiously awaiting next weeks lines. Who the hell buys Playboy anymore? There is too much free porn on the net.

11. You actually know what a Martingale system is. Guilty.

12. You can name 50+ online sportsbooks off the top of your head. 50?? I better look into this. I can use some more outs.

13. You have actually gambled real dollars at an online casino. Duh

14. You have bet money on a team just because someone at SBR said they liked the play. Back in the day, yeah I may have been guilty of this.

15. You are really looking forward to Thanksgiving this year. Yeah there are a couple games you really like this year. I dont see a problem with this one. Who does not like Thanksgiving Football? But do we always have to see those damn Cowboys and Lions??? How about a Pats vs. Colts Thanksgiving game? I;d skip dessert for that.

16. You have bet on the superbowl coin flip. Guilty

17. You actually believe the referees are out to FUK you. Nah. But just for the record...Fukk U Refs!

18. Billy Walters is your hero. Nah

19. You have no Girlfriend, wife, or friends and you really dont care. Still trying to sell the wife

20. Your mailbox overflows daily its so full of sportsbook promotional material. All I get in my mailbox is bills and Playboy. [/COLOR]

20Four7 · 11-19-09, 10:23 PM

Originally posted by nobs

1. You have passed up sex to watch a game you bet on. Hell no, made her watch the game while doggie her

2. Your favorite team is whoever you bet on tonight.

Always

3. You have pulled out in the middle of sex so you could go check the score.no I pulled out and came on her them checked the score

4. Last Christmas you got more presents from sportsbooks than from friends and family.no my family loves me

5. Your default homepage is a sportsbook.

nope blank homepage

6. Your online sportsbook balances higher than your 401K balance.MY rrsp's are higher

7. You know all about what Patrick McIrish Nephew did.

what the hell did he do?

8. Betting Clerk knows its you by voice.

it's all live chat on the net so no

9. Your buddies say they hate a tease, you love a tease because you won your last one.

I love teasing

10. While buddies anxiously await next weeks playboy to come out, you anxiously awaiting next weeks lines.

I don't bet till thrusday so I don't care

11. You actually know what a Martingale system is.

martingale was the smartest man ever just ask jj

12. You can name 50+ online sportsbooks off the top of your head.

only got to 49 but know of 10 that don't exist anymore

13. You have actually gambled real dollars at an online casino.who hasn't

14. You have bet money on a team just because someone at SBR said they liked the play.

No I faded them

15. You are really looking forward to Thanksgiving this year. Yeah there are a couple games you really like this year. Canadian thanksgiving has past....

16. You have bet on the superbowl coin flip.

only amongst friends

17. You actually believe the referees are out to FUK you. No but wish the cheerleaders believed that

18. Billy Walters is your hero. isn't he everyone's

19. You have no Girlfriend, wife, or friends and you really dont care. I have a lot of ex's if that counts

20. Your mailbox overflows daily its so full of sportsbook promotional material.

I have a special sportsbook e mail so it all goes there.

Masu485 · 11-19-09, 11:41 PM

number 2 is ridiculous. it is much more rational to have a favorite team based on money you have on them, than to be a brainless fan who has a favorite team arbitrarily based on where they live at the time, or in many cases it's based on NOTHING!

and number 19 pisses me off!! i hate that society bullshit about how it's the goal to get married and have kids. **** you!

tltaylor89 · 11-19-09, 11:44 PM