Best Way To Tell A Woman You Want Do It With Her?

onthewhat · 11-19-09, 05:51 PM

Deuce · 11-19-09, 05:51 PM

Hey Babbbbbay, you pussy hair you.

tltaylor89 · 11-19-09, 05:52 PM

For someone to do you JJ you need lot of dead presidents

Sam Odom · 11-19-09, 05:55 PM

Send her a dozen mixed box of donuts

Junkyard Dog · 11-19-09, 05:55 PM

ask her if baby cocks excite her

tullamore · 11-19-09, 05:55 PM

Originally posted by jjgold

Ok saw this chick in Dunkin Donuts the the other day and want to have sex with her.

Do I say I want to fuk you?
Make love to you?
Fool around?
Play with no strings attached??
Do you want to fuk buddies?

JJ wear the rug and the mink at DD next time and the broad will approach you.

Deuce · 11-19-09, 05:58 PM

Jack Napier · 11-19-09, 05:59 PM

If she smokes, she is down to f*ck... girls that smoke are a

JerseyShop101 · 11-19-09, 06:01 PM

Just put a donut on your johnson, and offer her a donut

twister · 11-19-09, 06:05 PM

Put Pringles under her door, and then stand outside until she comes out. Make sure you are holding some more Pringles in your hand so she knows it was you.

Universal message for sex.

betplom · 11-19-09, 06:09 PM

Originally posted by Jack Napier

If she smokes crack, she is down to f*ck... girls that smoke crack are a

Karayilan9 · 11-19-09, 06:11 PM

JJ make a video approaching woman, show SBR that JJ's got game

blittydeuce · 11-19-09, 06:22 PM

Originally posted by Jack Napier

If she smokes, she is down to f*ck... girls that smoke are a

If she smokes she pokes

Jack Napier · 11-19-09, 06:23 PM

Originally posted by blittydeuce

If she smokes she pokes

B1GER1C828 · 11-19-09, 06:25 PM

"hey im a degenerate gambler...that turn u on?"

henning01 · 11-19-09, 06:26 PM

Originally posted by JerseyShop101

Just put a donut on your johnson, and offer her a donut

btraband · 11-19-09, 06:28 PM

ask her if she likes the jelly inside and see where it goes from there

jjgold · 11-19-09, 06:32 PM

Originally posted by Deuce

Fuk you Deuce

Boner_18 · 11-19-09, 06:39 PM

Just say, "Hey! Wanna drink and smoke weed?"

big joe 1212 · 11-19-09, 06:58 PM

Tell her you are a professional poster! She will be very impressed!

fsugolf · 11-19-09, 07:01 PM

"show me your poop shoot"

Robyn · 11-19-09, 11:01 PM

Originally posted by twister

Put Pringles under her door, and then stand outside until she comes out. Make sure you are holding some more Pringles in your hand so she knows it was you.

Universal message for sex.

pavyracer · 11-19-09, 11:08 PM

Originally posted by jjgold

Ok saw this chick in Dunkin Donuts the the other day and want to have sex with her.

Do I say I want to fuk you?
Make love to you?
Fool around?
Play with no strings attached??
Do you want to fuk buddies?

If you saw a chick at DD she is probably fat and ugly. Tell her you want to suck her

through the donut holes and then ask her to suck your cock through the donut hole in return. Make sure you buy a dozen because she may eat them before you finish if she is hungry and big like a cow.

1st and Ten · 11-19-09, 11:09 PM

Keep it clean fellas

wal66 · 11-19-09, 11:10 PM

JJ. best bet........have your phone out and have one of the other guys here text you through it.

BadNina · 11-19-09, 11:59 PM

JJ here is what you do. Ask her to marry you. She will fall into bed with you when she says yes. Then you break it off later, telling her it is you, not her.

emoney · 11-20-09, 12:00 AM

Didn't you start a thread like this a few months ago?

BarkingToad · 11-20-09, 12:37 AM

Push her off balance, then use the line by Jim Schoenfeld:
It's because you fell you fat pig! Have another donut! Have another donut!

jjgold · 11-20-09, 06:00 AM

LOL

Some great responses

How about I want to smoke you??

KingCrimson21 · 11-20-09, 08:02 AM

Originally posted by jjgold

LOL

Some great responses

How about I want to smoke you??

That one is not bad. I think it sounds better if you were to be more specific though. For example...I want to smoke your pussy. Or, I would like to smoke your

. This last line is not for just any woman... I wanna smoke your ass hole baby. Balls deep, first stoke. No lubrication... Most women dig that. The others are liars!

ryanjep · 11-20-09, 11:04 AM

hahaha

bradthebloke · 11-20-09, 01:34 PM

i had a date off of match last night. she was ok but def not worth taking to multiple dinners just to have sex. So, I just sent a pic of my schlong and asked her if she was down, lol. I'd never do that if i was interested or if she was smoking. But i do tend to take this approach with the pigs. better to find out now then after I dropped cash and time on her ass only to find out she likes to take it slow. F' that!

Squirrel · 11-20-09, 03:47 PM

I just tell her to get her rat out, if she refuses I know she is frigid

poker_dummy101 · 11-20-09, 05:09 PM

JJ, you are a gambling man.. she needs to know that.. just ask her:

If I flip a coin what's the chances of me gettin head?