Miami Sucks

[StraitShooter]

yeah I know it in NOrleans too..same shit aint it

[BarkingToad]

I think South Beach is a great place to visit at night during high season, though parking is terrible if you don't get there real early. I liked Dania jai-alai, but the last time I was there a long time ago it seemed kind of seedy. Has it gotten better? Jai-alai has to be the worst sport to bet on. Better off watching the match and betting on simulcast horse or dog racing.

[smarmy]

told you that you should have stayed in Ft. Lauderdale. South/Miami Beach sux! You know this as we've discussed it many times.

[StraitShooter]

Did you youngsters know Miami Beach was once the s Florida hot spot for Greyhound racing?

The miami beach kennel club was the home of greyhound racing along with biscayne and flagler in miami

it is long gone

was on 1st street near Joe`s stone crabs

[StraitShooter]

Miami Beach 411 - Kennel Club - South Beach, Florida History Guide

The Miami Beach Kennel Club was built in 1926 and located at 1st Street and Ocean Drive. The Miami Beach Kennel Club

[blittydeuce]

The prices are outlandish. I get spending $10 for a beer at sporting events and concerts. Well good luck finding any joint on South Beach offering a longneck for $8 or less. If you can throw them back like I can, you will need to take out a loan for your bar tab. Even the essentials such as a standard breakfast at a simple South Beach diner will run you about four times more what it would anywhere else. And if you’re so inclined to order the shrimp omelet with hot sauce, you’re really in trouble. Basura!

All of the servers, bartenders, taxi drivers, etc are constantly out to “get you.” And yes, I am lumping the entire Miami South Beach hospitality industry into one giant, crooked stereotype. You must be sure to triple check every bill you receive because it will have “errors” on it. There will be drinks that you did not order. The advertised special will be conveniently forgotten to be added in. The taxi fare will change on you mid-drive. It’s like the entire city held a town hall meeting in some Art Deco warehouse and declared it policy to rip off every customer that they could. As fun as the beach party scene can be, one can never truly relax, for fear of being taken advantage of. If you want to be served by down-to-earth folks who care about the level of your experience, go to New Orleans.

I agree word for word with this paragraph. My only time there was for the 2 days I spent in south beach before a Caribbean cruise. I definitely felt like all of the servers, bartenders, hotel clerks were constantly out to “get me.” That place makes Los Angeles and Hollywood seem like the most thoughtful caring city's in the world.

[StraitShooter]

Al Capone spent alot time down here

stayed at the Biscayne hotel that was next to 5th street expressway ramp

they tore it down years ago

[StraitShooter]

[StraitShooter]

I visited the hotel where tony montana had the chain saw incident with the columbians

[mmike032]

been to Miami once about 12 years ago.
didnt care for it
lots of cubans and queers

[BarkingToad]

Wow, did not know that about the Kennel Club being down there. Too bad it still isn't there or I'd maybe visit Miami more frequently.

[StraitShooter]

been to Miami once about 12 years ago.
didnt care for it
lots of cubans and queers

Thank Fidel Castro for that

he introduced the tranny to uncle sam when he emptied his prisons

[blittydeuce]

I am officially announcing the next SBR mini bash --westcoast edition--

Killer Cali.

SEND IT!!!!!!!!!

[StraitShooter]

Wow, did not know that about the Kennel Club being down there. Too bad it still isn't there or I'd maybe visit Miami more frequently.

Dog tracks are losing atmospheres my friend

We still got Flagler I think

I worked as the starter man at the Hollywood greyhound track for a stint

started off at the bottom of the barrel and worked my way up so high

when i left..I was smoking weed upstairs and blowing the smoke out the hole of the photo finish camera..me and the baby Mike..he was the tractor boy after each race

[StraitShooter]

the Flagler mechanical rabbit is called "Lucky"

the Hollywood dog track rabbit is called "Hollywood"

and here comes Hollywood!

[AMBlai01]

I am officially announcing the next SBR mini bash --westcoast edition--

Killer Cali.

SEND IT!!!!!!!!!

Sorry Blitty the next destination has already been determined for the mini bash. Next years Mini Bash is going to be in New Orleans. We made the decision when we were in Miami.

[StraitShooter]

nuff said

[StraitShooter]

Sorry Blitty the next destination has already been determined for the mini bash. Next years Mini Bash is going to be in New Orleans. We made the decision when we were in Miami.

Is that gonna be during Mardi gras too so you kats can offer Robyn beads

[Robyn]

Are you guys definitely going? I just looked up plane tickets...they are cheap enough that i definitely justify going down again.

I would like to buy them before the price jumps too much though so let me know.

I am saying yes, but talk to Bread and make sure he is 100%.

Let's do this, Amby!

[pokernut9999]

Did you youngsters know Miami Beach was once the s Florida hot spot for Greyhound racing?

The miami beach kennel club was the home of greyhound racing along with biscayne and flagler in miami

it is long gone

was on 1st street near Joe`s stone crabs

Joe's stone crabs Brings back memories , ate there many times when I lived in Boca.

[Robyn]

Sorry Blitty the next destination has already been determined for the mini bash. Next years Mini Bash is going to be in New Orleans. We made the decision when we were in Miami.

Amby, here are some pictures from New Orleans....my favorite place to visit:

[HAPPY BOY]

been to Miami once about 12 years ago.
didnt care for it
lots of cubans and queers

we Cubans have a saying for A holes like u "vete a singar hijo de puta" I like to say it alot to shit heads like u. As for queers sorry none hit on u fagot,

[AMBlai01]

Amby, here are some pictures from New Orleans....my favorite place to visit:

This looks like the most glorious place ever...I need to be there!

[Robyn]

Happy Boy, I was so sad that I didn't meet you. My hotdog cart was looking forward to it.

[Robyn]

This looks like the most glorious place ever...I need to be there!

It really is. We always stay at Place d'Armes (a very old hotel). I am trying to find the video where Bread rolled all the way down the hallway, hit our hotel room door and passed out (the last picture).

[HAPPY BOY]

I felt bad too. Still in Baton Rouge. Staying til Dec 18th. I was looking forward to meeting u too but I couldn't pass the opportunity to make this amount of money.

[jellobiafra]

I can't wait for mini-bash II in New Orleans. I have never been and can't think of a better group to go with.

Bread, will you give me a break about the Scarface hotel already. I really thought I was on to something.

Great read man.

[Robyn]

Don't feel bad about asking. You got a free shot of scotch out of it, remember?

[durito]

Miami is 2 hours and 40 minutes from Medellin

[spurginobili]

Bread from the looks of your avatar I think Robyn is a JAP. Is this true Robyn?

[Robyn]

Ew, that's not me!

[pavyracer]

Miami sucks.

[RogueJuror]

south beach is for fags and tourist

[Bread]

And filthy Spaniards.

[RogueJuror]

matty was the only white boy at the nicaraguan festival LOL