I hereby demand the immediate termination of SBR staff member Peter Loshak.

[Matt Rain]

I have witnesses willing to testify that Peter Loshak brutalized my unconscious body on Nov. 13 at the Clevelander in Miami Beach. Poster abuse is something that SBR should take very seriously, even more so when staff is involved.

Our lawyers will talk. Let's hope we can all avoid a costly lawsuite.

[Bread]

Rugged.

[StraitShooter]

[MonkeyF0cker]

Did he rub dog shit on your arm, Matty? That's brutal.

[biggamer3]

Is he responsible for the armpit hair as well?

[BGS 9.5]

Did you rub up against his Lostache?

[MrMonkey]

Lawyers now a days only go for the cases that involve rectal injury! Big cash there Any pics?

[StraitShooter]

Did you rub up against his Lostache?

[Bread]

Are you sure that's not from the rough sex that Jello gave you? You guys did share a room (twice)

[Matt Rain]

Your Honor, I wish to dismiss Mr. Bread as a witness and have his latest comment removed from the transcript. This is a man who worships a six-inch tall plush dog and collects tithes in his name, Your Honor. He also inflicts heavy psychological trauma upon inept Jai Alai players and random passersby.

[blittydeuce]

Twice? Is it true that a 'Hot Rod' is just a contemporary version of the 'Dirty Sanchez'?

[Mudcat]

Your Honor, I wish to dismiss Mr. Bread as a witness and have his latest comment removed from the transcript. This is a man who worships a six-inch tall plush dog and collects tithes in his name, Your Honor. He also inflicts heavy psychological trauma upon inept Jai Alai players and random passersby.

I'm going to allow it.

[jellobiafra]

Are you sure that's not from the rough sex that Jello gave you? You guys did share a room (twice)

Matty had to pay for the room somehow. I wasn't leaving Miami with some story about paypal and my own dick in my hand.

You know I deeeeed it.

[Matt Rain]

This isn't going as planned.

[StraitShooter]

abandon ship , mate

[jellobiafra]

This isn't going as planned.

That's exactly what you said Saturday morning.

[pavyracer]

If Loshak did this on his personal time SBR is not liable for his actions.

[AMBlai01]

This isn't going as planned.

Silly Gay Canadian!

[JELLYBEAN]

Clevelander is way underrated for south beach. **** those pretentious clubs. Clevelander has hot broads that hang. Two thumbs up.


Now stop the gay shit.

[Matt Rain]

I wanna find the name of that place we went to before the Clevelander. They had a live reggae band and hot dancers wearing skimpy neon-colored outfits. Good God.

[AMBlai01]

the place we went to before that was the Mango Room or something to that effect.

[jellobiafra]

Something like that Amby. And those dancers Matty mentioned looked almost exactly like women. Fooled me at first too.

[Robyn]

Matty, I think it was a bi-sexual club. I saw a lot of gay men sitting around the bar (I can tell these things). My suspicions were confirmed when three shirtless firemen hopped on the bar and started dancing.

[JELLYBEAN]

Mangos is a fine place also.

I should read this board more, I would of shown up. I live in South beach 10 days out of most months.

[AMBlai01]

I think that is why Matty liked it so much....not only did women dance on the bar but MEN did too and he was in heaven.

[Matt Rain]

the place we went to before that was the Mango Room or something to that effect.

Mango's Tropical Cafe. I heart it.

[JELLYBEAN]

It's SOuth beach....if you can't take the gays its the wrong place for u. But that leaves all the hot women for me

[AMBlai01]

Its not that matty can't take them...he loves them. He is one of them!

[Matt Rain]

Nothing wrong with a lil' recreational bisexuality. Jello, Scholar, sickler, JJ, all the cool kids do it.

[jellobiafra]

Matty this was purely a business transaction. Don't go getting it twisted.

[flyingillini]

Did he ejaculate? That is the real question.

[Matt Rain]

Good to see you too illini.

[jellobiafra]

Illini, there was no coke involved. Carry on sir.

[MrMonkey]

Nothing wrong with a lil' recreational bisexuality. Jello, Scholar, sickler, JJ, all the cool kids do it.

Wow Matty, what did RS and you really do out West! Pray tell!

[jjgold]

You guys all seem Bi

glad I was not there