You may soon get your chance, Paco has been praying to Allah for me to get hit by a bus - so far he has failed.
plommer: 1
Allah: 0
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jellobiafra
SBR Hall of Famer
03-08-09
6291
#3
Can you imagine how cool it would have been if Matty had really died? I would have sprinted to my computer to be the first with the news.
Oh well...
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Bread
SBR Posting Legend
03-16-08
23726
#4
Oh man I would've posted it faster than IWYM was the first to break the bombshell news that Robyn was in Vegas.
Oh wow what a hoot.
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MrMonkey
SBR MVP
11-09-08
2278
#5
"A place to stand, and a a place to grow, and a place to die" R.I.P.
OK, the funeral over, whose house is the party at where we all can eat and drink and talk war stories about the deceased?
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betplom
SBR Posting Legend
09-20-06
13444
#6
Originally posted by MrMonkey
"A place to stand, and a a place to grow, and a place to die" R.I.P.
OK, the funeral over, whose house is the party at where we all can eat and drink and talk war stories about the deceased?
Thats the sad part - there are no stories about me to tell. Sad, really.
I'm gonna miss me.
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AMBlai01
SBR Hall of Famer
09-16-08
5882
#7
If Matty died...we definitely would have had to frame someone. Loshak was the obvious choice. We could have easily erased all of our connections to the guy...
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jellobiafra
SBR Hall of Famer
03-08-09
6291
#8
Amby good call. He came in like a hitman would anyway. No plans, just booked a flight that morning. We could have soooo framed him. Matty ruined it for everyone.
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paco
SBR Aristocracy
05-07-09
62873
#9
Man I thought the day has finally arrived. Bread don't fcken get me excited like that!!!!
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betplom
SBR Posting Legend
09-20-06
13444
#10
Originally posted by paco
Man I thought the day has finally arrived. Bread don't fcken get me excited like that!!!!
Paco - should I die first I'm gonna go ahead and fukk all the virgins promised to you by the mighty Allah.
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Matt Rain
SBR Hall of Famer
02-13-07
5001
#11
Originally posted by AMBlai01
If Matty died...we definitely would have had to frame someone. Loshak was the obvious choice. We could have easily erased all of our connections to the guy...
There would've been no need to frame him. I still got marks from the brutal beatdown he put on me. Pic to come.
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biggamer3
SBR MVP
04-16-07
2163
#12
what am i missing here?
is wishing death the cool thing now?
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blittydeuce
SBR Hall of Famer
06-11-08
5572
#13
Originally posted by Bread
Oh man I would've posted it faster than IWYM was the first to break the bombshell news that Robyn was in Vegas.
Oh wow what a hoot.
LOL Iwin literally ran to the bathroom at the Palms to post on his iPhone, within minutes of meeting Robyn
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Bread
SBR Posting Legend
03-16-08
23726
#14
Blitty I think that Matty Rain felt some strange form of a maternal connection to me or something. The 2+ days we had already spent together had him develop some kind of weird lifeline with my presence.
He fell apart literally mere minutes after I decided that I was too wasted and split to go back to the hotel to crash. Once my protective bosom left Matty to fend for himself against the carnivorous safari that is South Beach, it was all over for him.
Poor kid.
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Robyn
SBR Hall of Famer
02-05-08
9681
#15
Paco, in your new avatar...do you have the cat on the grill, roasted like evah?
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BGS 9.5
SBR MVP
01-10-08
4628
#16
Originally posted by biggamer3
what am i missing here?
is wishing death the cool thing now?
yes, apparently all of the cool kids are doing it......
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jellobiafra
SBR Hall of Famer
03-08-09
6291
#17
Paco deed it. He is the best mayne!
Side note: I wanna go to a bi-sexual bridal shower.
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Bread
SBR Posting Legend
03-16-08
23726
#18
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biggamer3
SBR MVP
04-16-07
2163
#19
Originally posted by BGS 9.5
yes, apparently all of the cool kids are doing it......
wow this site is flying downhill quickly if thats the case
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paco
SBR Aristocracy
05-07-09
62873
#20
I was getting ready to pop a bottle of champagne and dance around. It will come soon u infidel
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Bread
SBR Posting Legend
03-16-08
23726
#21
Originally posted by biggamer3
wow this site is flying downhill quickly if thats the case
Biggamer, you're the one with a dead guy in your avatar. Twisted, yo.
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Robyn
SBR Hall of Famer
02-05-08
9681
#22
Infidel, schminfidel!
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betplom
SBR Posting Legend
09-20-06
13444
#23
Originally posted by paco
I was getting ready to pop a bottle of champagne and dance around. It will come soon u infidel
Remember, while you are popping the champagne, I'll be popping a load into one of your prized muslim virgins.
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blittydeuce
SBR Hall of Famer
06-11-08
5572
#24
Bread, I can't believe you ditched matty. You were supposed to be protecting him.
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Robyn
SBR Hall of Famer
02-05-08
9681
#25
What exactly constitutes an infidel? Going to strip clubs? Cheating on ones wife by getting a jobber from a stripper? Gambling?
Just curious.
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paco
SBR Aristocracy
05-07-09
62873
#26
Originally posted by Robyn
What exactly constitutes an infidel? Going to strip clubs? Cheating on ones wife by getting a jobber from a stripper? Gambling?
Just curious.
Betplom, cuz he mocks my god . Yes, I will indeed pay for my sins as well
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betplom
SBR Posting Legend
09-20-06
13444
#27
Originally posted by paco
Betplom, cuz he mocks my god . Yes, I will indeed pay for my sins as well
Don't be so arrogant - I mock everyones "god".
Why? Because the god I believe in can take a joke and knows I'm just phucking around.
My god knows I like P4P and porn and he has no problem with it. He created it all!
PS: Muslim virgins are ugly.
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Robyn
SBR Hall of Famer
02-05-08
9681
#28
This thread turned entirely too serious.
Prior to seeing any videos, this is how I always envisioned fiveteamer:
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MrMonkey
SBR MVP
11-09-08
2278
#29
Originally posted by Robyn
This thread turned entirely too serious.
Prior to seeing any videos, this is how I always envisioned fiveteamer:
Robyn, serious debate does sometimes give me a headache. MrsMonk and I see the world as being so fuked up that we try to laugh at everything! Your hyper dance boy probably will be a future senator from NJ. Enough with the serious talk! Have a good day and enjoy everyone to the fullest!
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keyboarding
SBR Hall of Famer
07-30-09
6817
#30
Originally posted by paco
Betplom, cuz he mocks my god . Yes, I will indeed pay for my sins as well
To think you don't mock Allah by claiming to be "Muslim" is hilarious to me.
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Bread
SBR Posting Legend
03-16-08
23726
#31
All jokes aside, I'm pretty sure he actually did die today. Terrible.
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betplom
SBR Posting Legend
09-20-06
13444
#32
Originally posted by Bread
All jokes aside, I'm pretty sure he actually did die today. Terrible.
I miss me already.
RIP Plommer.
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Bread
SBR Posting Legend
03-16-08
23726
#33
WillyBee stop fukkin around with Plommer's account!