SBR: Please hire me as your Bodog Becky!!!

[Bread]

Very serious request. Shannon, Dozer, John...this is the offer of a lifetime.

I would be willing to sell off the spoke factory to dedicate all of my time flying around the world to party with the true movers and shakers of the industry (this includes the little people known as "posters" like Herman and Pavyracer).

I could be known as "SBR Breadly" and you can pay for me to travel and rub elbows with various SBR posters, Daniel Negreneau, Mofome, etc etc.

I'm not as good looking as Bodog Becky, but I'm not hard on the eyes either. If you cover my gym membership, I can buff up a bit to become even more desirable as a professional high-end party attendee.

I would spread the gospel of SBR and could make this place bigger than Elvis if given the chance. I would write of my adventures with the certain flair that I have become famous for on SBR.

If interested, please contact my agency, Shanty Talent Inc., and let's make this happen.

Regards,
SBR Breadly
Professional High-End Party Attendee

[onthewhat]

So Bodog Becky was just there to pass out flyers with deposit bonuses?

[Bread]

Herman don't be a derelict.

Herman I just scratched you off my list of appearances.

[onthewhat]

[RealSlimShady]

SBR Breadly

[StraitShooter]

[themajormt]

I vote yes!

[MrMonkey]

JC Bread! You do know how many posters want to get into Becky's pants! Is this your hidden desire? Say it ain't so SBR Breadly

[AMBlai01]

This is a great idea. I think SBR should get on this before one of their competitors scoop you up...

[Deuce]

Bread, sup mother fukker.

[pavyracer]

SBR can't afford his bar bill.

[tblues2005]

I am for it.

[Richkas]

I'm not as good looking as Bodog Becky

I think you are

[poker_dummy101]

I think you are

[1st and Ten]

Ain't gonna work. No sausage appeal in the gambling industry...barring some posters. I would want nothing to do with you over a broad unless you can shoot diamonds out of your ass

[Bread]

This is a great idea. I think SBR should get on this before one of their competitors scoop you up...

Ambler this is a very delicate time. Hopefully SBR makes some wise decision and lock me up on a 10-year contract. Everyone loves me.

Bread, sup mother fukker.

S'up with YOU muther fukker??

SBR can't afford his bar bill.

Well that wasn't very nice. No Ouzo for you when I come to visit.

I am for it.

Call me. I will turn your brown eye blue too.

I think you are

Godammit I love/hate/want you, Richie!!!

Ain't gonna work. No sausage appeal in the gambling industry...barring some posters. I would want nothing to do with you over a broad unless you can shoot diamonds out of your ass

Calm down fella. Maybe you haven't heard of me.

[jellobiafra]

This is the best idea I've heard all day.

[BodogBecky]

This is the best idea I've heard all day.

OH MY GOD NICE AVATAR JELLOBIAFRA! That's my bag, ha haa

[Bread]

I'm very disappointed that I wasn't able to make that late night excursion with Becky, Rubyn and Loshak. Looked like a blast.

[Boner_18]

10 year deal?!?! At the rate you abuse you body/those around you I wouldn't advise management to sign for more than 6mo. at a time.

[Bread]

Boner just for that I just added your girlfriend on Facebook. It's the beginning of the end.

[AMBlai01]

Boner just for that I just added your girlfriend on Facebook. It's the beginning of the end.

Your obsession with Boner's girl is unhealthy

[Bread]

Your obsession with Boner's girl(s) is unhealthy

Fixed

[jellobiafra]

OH MY GOD NICE AVATAR JELLOBIAFRA! That's my bag, ha haa

It's your picture. Hope you don't mind.

[MonkeyF0cker]

Sorry, bro. I don't think you have it in you. You'd have to be "fake nice" to all of these fuktards 24/7. You'd start eating babies after 6 months of it.

[Bread]

Monkey I could do it yo!! I have some great ideas!

Monkey I want to be a professional party attendee. I want to interview Durito's donkey and wax Big Boy Dan's head with a shammy!

I want to be worldwide SBR Breadly.

[AMBlai01]

I think he could excel at this. The camera loves Bread....just look at the picture in his Avatar!

[BodogBecky]

So Bodog Becky was just there to pass out flyers with deposit bonuses?

No, no, I'm not promoting anything- anyone that knows me and what my job is all about will tell you that. I met up with this crazy crew because I love them- we all met for the first time during the SBR Bash in Vegas this past August. I was in Miami doing some filming and interviewing for CalvinAyre.com, the site on which I am the lead on-site reporter and one of the main personalities...I chose to schedule my trip around Bread & crew's trip so I could see them again.

My role as BodogBecky is to set facts straight on these boards and to help you guys out if the CS of the Bodog licensee where you are playing is unable to help ya.

And Bread, if I had any decision making powers at SBR, I would TOTALLY hire you as SBR Breadly. You would ROCK IT! ha haa

Becky

[Bread]

Bodog Breadly has a nice ring to it as well, dontchathink???

Bodog Becky and Bodog Breadly making an appearance at YOUR party soon!!!

[tacomax]

SBR Brecky could be the best thing to happen to SBR.

[twister]

Great idea!

[Robyn]

Dozer, if you are listening....please offer this job to Bread. I need a break.

Also, a word of advice; the contract should probably include that he must not, at any time while at an appearance, drink hard liquor.