Miami Mini Bash Mayhem...
One of the best weekends ever.
Friday Night
Starting out the day with a huge bar tab at The Colonial (Dance Girl, Amby, Matty Rain, Bread)
I proposed to Amby's girlfriend (Dance Girl) with a purple bat ring and she said "yes!"
Bread, Savior Dog and Loshak
I am not really sure what is going on here
Lostache (purchased from the SBR store)
Bodog Becky wearing the Lostache
This was my fault
A guy wearing ass-less chaps, trying to molest Becky
Bodog Becky, Ass-less chaps guy and Matty Rain
Loshy and I at Sushi Samba with Bodog Becky
Saturday
Amby reads Cosmo?
Are you kidding me right now?
Juror, Loshak and I at the Hardrock
Absolutely out of control, this guy
Matt Rain, Juror, mcbaseball, jello, Jungle Man
God Bless SBR
- Beautiful weather
- Jello didn't murder us
- Bodog Becky has the coolest job on the planet
- We were all winners at Jai-Alai!
- Rogue Juror and Yungle Mayne surprised us by showing up Saturday afternoon
- The Hardrock Casino in Hollywood is a lot nicer than I thought it would be
- We met a new friend, SBR's mcbaseball10 made an appearance at the Hardrock
- Bread only threw one alcohol related temper tantrum (15 liquor drinks will do that)
- Fiveteamer finally made it. He spoke with Juror, Loshak, Jungle Man, myself and Matty Rain on the phone...all within a matter of 15 minutes ***NEWSFLASH***Fiveteamer just informed Bread that he has finally received a permanent ban from SBR
- "Toto, you SUCK!!"
- Loshak is obsessed with MILFS and fat chicks
- Matty Rain fell off of his bar stool and had to be carried out of the bar by Loshak, Amby, Jello and a cop and then spent the next 15 minutes in an ambulance
- Loshak has absolutely zero game with the ladies, but Bread managed to scare away the one possible chance of Loshak getting laid (a woman who thought he looked like Ron Jeremy)
- Jello looks like a black version of Jordan Knight from NKOTB
- Jungle Man is very popular with the ladies and catalogs pictures of his conquests in his cell phone
- Matty Rain is a chemist?
- Jello is a light skinded African American?
- South Beach is ridiculously over-priced ($8 for a beer...really?...REALLY?)
- Customer service does not exist in South Beach
- Do not ever, ever EVER stay at this hotel: http://www.catalinahotel.com/
- It is impossible to function while sleep deprived and hungover
- I didn't show anyone my boobs
*****
Friday Night
Starting out the day with a huge bar tab at The Colonial (Dance Girl, Amby, Matty Rain, Bread)
I proposed to Amby's girlfriend (Dance Girl) with a purple bat ring and she said "yes!"
Bread, Savior Dog and Loshak
I am not really sure what is going on here
Lostache (purchased from the SBR store)
Bodog Becky wearing the Lostache
This was my fault
A guy wearing ass-less chaps, trying to molest Becky
Bodog Becky, Ass-less chaps guy and Matty Rain
Loshy and I at Sushi Samba with Bodog Becky
Saturday
Amby reads Cosmo?
Are you kidding me right now?
Juror, Loshak and I at the Hardrock
Absolutely out of control, this guy
Matt Rain, Juror, mcbaseball, jello, Jungle Man
God Bless SBR
Good stuff Robyn! Can't wait to tell my Mom about my week. 