Cops are outside my house.....

Shortstop · 11-14-09, 05:52 AM

I hope everything works out for the best, SSLP.

SSLP · 11-14-09, 05:55 AM

Thanks Shorty i fuct up 2nite and hopefully i will get off the hook usually i do

CS-Cedrick · 11-14-09, 06:01 AM

SSLP, interesting and moved night for sure, good thing you seem like a silver toungue devil, that's the only thing needed when dealing with the police here in CR, just let them hear some smooth words and they'll love ya. Good luck and I'm sure we'll beat the crap out of Uruguay tonight.

Chi_archie · 11-14-09, 06:01 AM

was there a soccer/futbol winner in that post?

CS-Cedrick · 11-14-09, 06:02 AM

Originally posted by Chi_archie

was there a soccer/futbol winner in that post?

At the very end

SSLP · 11-14-09, 06:02 AM

mop se me armo gacho gacho ... pero usted sabe que aca es al suave jajaja

Aunque sea liguista me caes bien

saludos

Chi_archie · 11-14-09, 06:04 AM

hey as long as we put the kids first here no matter what

CS-Cedrick · 11-14-09, 06:05 AM

Originally posted by SSLP

mop se me armo gacho gacho ... pero usted sabe que aca es al suave jajaja

Aunque sea liguista me caes bien

saludos

Usted sabe como es la vara mae, liguista o morado al final somos ticos y hoy estamos todos

king · 11-14-09, 06:33 AM

you sound like Adam Sandler in the movie punch drunk love.
anyways before you get arrested send me all your sbr points.

Chi_archie · 11-14-09, 06:34 AM

i guess it is nice to be somewhere where, the cops will still come at night

CS-Cedrick · 11-14-09, 06:38 AM

Originally posted by Chi_archie

i guess it is nice to be somewhere where, the cops will still come at night

Trust me, it must've passed at least 30 minutes between the last call (which I suppose were many) and the time they arrived

jjgold · 11-14-09, 08:30 AM

Originally posted by SSLP

So get this..

My X wife which is still not my X but we are in the process of splittin up i already moved out and shiat goes out 2nite and asks me to watch the kids.. I agree peacefully .

9 PM i get here and she is looking fukin hot of course i dont show it but i wanna fuk her

10 pm I watch some youporn.com wax one off and i am feeling good ( but still kinda jealous ) but i cant show it we are in a separation and i have done my things on the outside as well i am really curious who she is with lookin that fukin fine u know?

11 pm I wax one off thinking about my X and send her a text message to say HI !

MIDNIGHT I am watchin youtube videos of Bryan Ruiz and cant believe today is the big day vs Uruguay

1 AM I call some chick I am seeing to say Hello and try to play it smooth but that goes wrong as my little boy starts screaming in the back

2 Am My X calls me to say she will be home later than 2 30 as we agreed upon and i hear some guys talk in the back and laugh ( she is drunk as hell at this point )
ME being the implusive jerk i am gets pissed and punch a window and **** it up and i cut my hand and start bleeding

3 AM i flip out and call her to **** off ( still bleeding ) and that I am going to fukin make this divorce a living hell for her

3 30 AM she shows up with 2 idiots as soon as i see the car pull up i go out with my baseball bat ****up the back windshield of the car and then punch the shit out of the dude in the passenger side bust his lip and his nose pretty bad .. turns out...they were her gay friends that came from the beach...and i went all pyscho on these poor fags

3 45 AM two cop cars pull up with 3 guys each... at this poiny my kids are crying my X completely destroyed and yelling .. also my hand is bleeding and i get thrown on the floor and i hear gun safetys coming out .. I proceed as usual and stay calm they put me in cuffs and start asking what happened . I quickly realize my X is drunk so they wont believe anything she says .. the fags ran away so i make up a BS story about two friends of my X tryin to jump her and that i came to the rescue..and ****ed them up.. thats why they left " innocent people dont run away right officer? "

I saw him reach for his cuff keys...

FOR THE FIRST TIME EVERRRRRRR the cops believed me and let me go

4 20 AM I am so excited with all this going down I am feeling very attracted to her and she still looks hot

She fukin loves it when i get like that i know it i knew she wanted me so i gaver her The Greek LOVE i feel like a motherfukin champ.

She is sleepin i am sure tommorow I will get an arrest warrant for fukin up that fag , my life after tonight will be hell with this divorce she is drunk but i know once she is sober she will hate me and make my life miserable , but its cool i already handed the guard in my block a C note so he is mine .. i will def beat those charges

This is how i roll ...

VAMOS TICOS!!!

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! CLASSIC!!!! Has to be considered for post of the year.

This kid is sooooooooooooo fukkin unstable and nuts it is not even funny

No one wants to meet this guy, Richie and I are the only guys not afraid of him.

wtf · 11-14-09, 08:32 AM

i often wonder what motivates someone to share these details on a gambling board

i really wonder, its fukin bizarre

SSLP · 11-14-09, 10:05 AM

Update 9 AM and i gotta leave i think she called one time on me again.

I hope i can make it to the stadium tonighy

Will keep all updated

Boner_18 · 11-14-09, 10:17 AM

Originally posted by wtf

i often wonder what motivates someone to share these details on a gambling board

i really wonder, its fukin bizarre

I dunno. It might be advisable to not publish details of criminal exploits online.

poker_dummy101 · 11-14-09, 10:27 AM

Originally posted by Chi_archie

hey as long as we put the kids first here no matter what

This is what I was thinking

Jimmy0607 · 11-14-09, 10:29 AM

SSLP you are the man hermano , pero esta noche you are on the other side

VAMO URUGUAY!!!!

windmann2 · 11-14-09, 10:34 AM

Damn son...Intense...but a classic indeed...such as life, emotions, and women...

king · 11-14-09, 08:35 PM

Post pictures of you X wife. I will be the judge to see if she is hot as you say.

fiveteamer · 11-14-09, 08:40 PM

With a post like this I don't see how SSLP can't win POTM for November

Richkas · 11-14-09, 09:14 PM

Women, cant live with them, cant live without them

GELATINOUS CUBE · 11-14-09, 11:22 PM

Sslp, you are an animal.

I TAKE IT BACK, IF I EVER SAID ANYTHING TO YOU.
DON'T ATTACK ME PLEASE.

YEAH, I KNEW COSTA RICA WAS TOO SQUARE OF A PLAY. PLAIN AND SIMPLE, URUGUAY WAS THE EASY SHARP SIDE OF THAT CONTEST, THAT'S ALL THEIR IS TOO IT.

I HAD COSTA RICA, THANKS A LOT CC. ALTHOUGH YOU WERE RIGHT ABOUT THOSE AFRICA TEAMS.

BC-4.5 JEEZ ANOTHER DUMB PLAY. VIRGINIA WAS THE SHARP AND THE SQUARE PLAY ALL IN ONE. LIKE THEY WIN OR THEY COVER, WITH BC WINNING.

blittydeuce · 11-15-09, 01:16 AM

hahahaha I love it son. solid story

Deuce · 11-15-09, 01:56 AM

Hope all is well, son.

CS-Cedrick · 11-15-09, 01:57 AM

How did it go in the end with this, mae?

SSLP · 11-15-09, 02:49 AM

Thank you boys for worrying about me.

I went to the stadium... we lost saw some cops staring at me funny so i bailed as soon as the game was over .

My X called me to tell me I have to pay $2500 for car damages and dentist bill for her friend or he will sue me .

Pretty sure i will be fine but now my X thinks i am still in love her and she is being a smart ass again.

gotemcoach1523 · 11-15-09, 03:00 AM

for sum strange reason i think this story was a little doctered up and i think those two gay dudes came out of the car and ****ed u up

SSLP · 11-15-09, 03:01 AM

Originally posted by gotemcoach1523

for sum strange reason i think this story was a little doctered up and i think those two gay dudes came out of the car and ****ed u up

nope i dont BS son , people on this board that have met me know how i am.

I got beat up by a fag once no shame in it , we were in the penn but fags workout alot and can thrown down

Boner_18 · 11-15-09, 03:05 AM

Settle man. Pay that bill like a mother fker. This is the best deal you get all year.

CS-Cedrick · 11-15-09, 03:09 AM

Originally posted by SSLP

Thank you boys for worrying about me.

I went to the stadium... we lost saw some cops staring at me funny so i bailed as soon as the game was over .

My X called me to tell me I have to pay $2500 for car damages and dentist bill for her friend or he will sue me .

Pretty sure i will be fine but now my X thinks i am still in love her and she is being a smart ass again.

Bud, hopefully everything will be alright, don't let'er mind play with you, a good woman will eventually show up, hard to be found here in CR though. Just keep at it bud.

Ace_of_Spades · 11-15-09, 03:17 AM

Man, this guy is talking shit out of his ass.

blittydeuce · 11-15-09, 05:10 AM

FYI I have met sslp in person and I can vouch for him that he is the Real Deal. He def is not a storyteller, like many other posters here. Recognize.

twister · 11-15-09, 05:18 AM

I don't know whether to laugh or feel sorry for you....

TheIntegrityKid · 11-15-09, 05:18 AM

hope all is well, sslp