Friggin' Robyn. The luckiest woman in the world and she doesn't even know it. She witnesses history, a 10 day bender, and does she give you any credit? Nooooooooooooooo. Does she share this little piece of Americana with the rest of us? Noooooooooo. We've got a drinker of epic proportions in our midst and he goes about making drinking history the same way I go about changing my socks. Well, lookie here lil mister, it's about time someone gave you some props. You're the real American Idol and I salute you (although not as adrotily as JJ in his dancing video, but I digress)! 
